We all probably remember reuben - Gibby's odd friend who came up with the craziest metaphors nobody was able to understand, apart from Gibby. Not to forget to mention that he secretly admires Sam. However Reubenese is finally made understandable for everyone else.

Reubenese for beginners

Ruebenese: 'Sup soda bottle nose. Are your roosters dancin'?
English: Hello. How are toi today?

Reub.: toi can't drink two jars of applesauce if toi don't lift the guard dog.
Engl.: I'm fine. Thank you.

Reub.: Wow, toi can make a dog bark faster than a poisson can climb a tree.
Engl.: I think toi are cute.


Reub.: You've...

Hey! It's me again! toi may have notice that my nom d’utilisateur is different; I changed it from seddieluv to NCISMcAbbyISthebest. It's based on my favori couple EVER, McGee and Abby from NCIS Enquêtes spéciales (McAbby!) So, I'm here with Jennette-McCurdys-biggest-fan's request! (Hope I spelled your nom d’utilisateur right, LOL.) It's for iSaved your life! (Ugh...I hated that episode SO much! It creeps me out when two people who look like brother and sister start making out.) I hope toi guys enjoy this story, and I once again hope that I wrote the characters in character!

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