Cuddy was sitting at her desk, doing paperwork. House barged in Cuddy’s office a big smile on his face.
“You will never believe what the nurse down in Cardiology said,” House began, plopping down on the couch.
“Wait, the nurse that slept with the guy from Pediatrics?” Cuddy absent-mindedly asked, doing plus paperwork.
“Didn’t she sleep with the guy from Radiology? Whatever, anyway, she was comparing a zucchini to a banana, and she said-,”
“House, do I really need to hear this?” Cuddy asked, looking up disgustingly at him. House rolled his eyes.
“Now that you’ve ruined the moment,” House complained, propping his legs up on the table, tableau suivant to the couch.
“Why did toi want to tell me that anyway?” Cuddy questioned House, who turned away.
“No reason,” House replied, looking at the ceiling.
“Did toi even have a pun to the joke?” asked Cuddy. House didn’t answered so Cuddy continued, “Obviously, toi knew I was going to stop toi in the middle of the joke because I never to listen to your jokes. But knowing that ahead of time, toi still came to see me. Why?”
“Of course I had a pun,” House argued.
“What was it?” asked Cuddy.
“It was when toi stick the banane up your-,”
“Yeah, I don’t want to hear this,” Cuddy decided, signing plus papers. House shook his head and smiled. “Why else are toi here?” Cuddy asked, wearily looking up at him. She finished her paperwork and walked over the couch. She sat down suivant to him.
“I wanted to annoy you,” House said, looking at her. “Did it work?” He scooted closer to her and put his arm around the seat.
“No,” Cuddy laughed, scooting close to him. They both sat there in silence, awkwardly looking around the room. “House, toi came here and stayed here because toi have the hots for me,” pointed out Cuddy.
“You ou your cleavage,” House related, and Cuddy brought out her hand as to slap him, but didn’t. She glared at him. “I also l’amour it how your brown hair caresses your beautiful face, and how your lovely golden eyes shine when toi laugh. I – l’amour you,” House said, and winced from Cuddy’s menacing hand.
She leaned vers l'avant, vers l’avant to Kiss him, and her slapping hand ran through his hair, then her arms wrapped around House’s neck. House put his hands on Cuddy’s waist and brought her on his lap. Cuddy straddled him and House began to unbutton Cuddy’s low cut shirt.
Just then, the door to Cuddy’s office opened, and Wilson stepped in. Cuddy and House stopped and looked at him. Wilson turned a bright pink.
“Wilson!” House groaned.
“I-I-I, the blinds, and I couldn’t see through them!” Wilson stuttered, standing there.
“Well go away,” House motioned for Wilson to leave. Once the door closed, Cuddy leaned to Kiss House again as she took off his shirt.
“You will never believe what the nurse down in Cardiology said,” House began, plopping down on the couch.
“Wait, the nurse that slept with the guy from Pediatrics?” Cuddy absent-mindedly asked, doing plus paperwork.
“Didn’t she sleep with the guy from Radiology? Whatever, anyway, she was comparing a zucchini to a banana, and she said-,”
“House, do I really need to hear this?” Cuddy asked, looking up disgustingly at him. House rolled his eyes.
“Now that you’ve ruined the moment,” House complained, propping his legs up on the table, tableau suivant to the couch.
“Why did toi want to tell me that anyway?” Cuddy questioned House, who turned away.
“No reason,” House replied, looking at the ceiling.
“Did toi even have a pun to the joke?” asked Cuddy. House didn’t answered so Cuddy continued, “Obviously, toi knew I was going to stop toi in the middle of the joke because I never to listen to your jokes. But knowing that ahead of time, toi still came to see me. Why?”
“Of course I had a pun,” House argued.
“What was it?” asked Cuddy.
“It was when toi stick the banane up your-,”
“Yeah, I don’t want to hear this,” Cuddy decided, signing plus papers. House shook his head and smiled. “Why else are toi here?” Cuddy asked, wearily looking up at him. She finished her paperwork and walked over the couch. She sat down suivant to him.
“I wanted to annoy you,” House said, looking at her. “Did it work?” He scooted closer to her and put his arm around the seat.
“No,” Cuddy laughed, scooting close to him. They both sat there in silence, awkwardly looking around the room. “House, toi came here and stayed here because toi have the hots for me,” pointed out Cuddy.
“You ou your cleavage,” House related, and Cuddy brought out her hand as to slap him, but didn’t. She glared at him. “I also l’amour it how your brown hair caresses your beautiful face, and how your lovely golden eyes shine when toi laugh. I – l’amour you,” House said, and winced from Cuddy’s menacing hand.
She leaned vers l'avant, vers l’avant to Kiss him, and her slapping hand ran through his hair, then her arms wrapped around House’s neck. House put his hands on Cuddy’s waist and brought her on his lap. Cuddy straddled him and House began to unbutton Cuddy’s low cut shirt.
Just then, the door to Cuddy’s office opened, and Wilson stepped in. Cuddy and House stopped and looked at him. Wilson turned a bright pink.
“Wilson!” House groaned.
“I-I-I, the blinds, and I couldn’t see through them!” Wilson stuttered, standing there.
“Well go away,” House motioned for Wilson to leave. Once the door closed, Cuddy leaned to Kiss House again as she took off his shirt.