Episode 3: Occam’s Razor
Rating: T

“Go find Cuddy and Kiss her ass.” That’s what Wilson had told him. That was why he was standing at her office door right now. And that was why he was doing something he hadn’t done since his first jour working there. He knocked.

“Come in.” She was working diligently on paperwork. When she heard the thump of his cane, she was sure that she had to be mistaken. She looked up slowly. “House? Are toi okay?”

He set several files on her desk. “My paperwork”

She flipped through the papers in complete disbelief. “You actually did paperwork? And not...

Title: Pilot Redux
Rating: T (I guess – for innuendo)
Summary: I’m working on écriture a Huddy ending on add-in scene for each episode. This is a continuation of “Pilot”. My first huddy fic so be nice :-)

“5PM…Doctor House checking out…make sure toi write that down.” House tosses the last chart onto the desk. He smirks and makes his way to Cuddy’s office, bursting through the doors.

A soft groan of exasperation escapes her lips. “Do toi even know how to knock?”

“Of course I do.”

“What do toi want, House?”

“I just came par to see if toi had any other eloquent pearls...

Wilson: "Do toi have a thing for her? The only people who can get to you-" (...) "Do me a favor. Take one of these, wait five minutes for it to kick in, and find Cuddy, and Kiss her ass." [Occam's Razor]

Foreman: "So how did toi know about her key? toi been doing a little handyman work for Cuddy yourself?" [Humpty Dumpty]

Chase: "You two are just too nasty to each other not to have been…nasty." [Humpty Dumpty]

Stacy: "You know her." (...) "I’m just saying take it easy on her. toi owe her that." [Humpty Dumpty]

Cameron: "Maybe between your incredibly witty remarks about anal sex and Cuddy's...