I throw my wand up in the air sometimes
saying,"Ah-oh, my name is Draco!"

I wanna celebrate and kill Dumbledore
saying "Ah-oh,old man, just let go."

We gonna rock the school
We gonna go all night
We gonna light professors up
like they're dynamite!

Cause I dueled toi once,
Now I dueled toi twice

We gonna light them up
like they're dynamite.

We gotta move, move, move, move
Get out the way of me and my crew, crew, crew, crew,
Sanpe, Bellatrix and Fenrir too, too, too, too,
It was on and on and on,
Now Albus is gone and gone and gone, yeah!



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It was a crisp autumn eve on the Hogwarts express. Albus, James and Rosie where eating cauldron cakes and goofing off, when suddenly an owl soared par and tapped furiously on the glass. Albus opened the window and the owl burst in and stuck out its leg at Albus. Albus unstrapped the note attached to its leg. The owl stared into Albus' eyes and glared.

Then without another backwards glance it took off. "What does it say?" a dit Rosie who looked terrified. Albus read aloud "potter, if toi ever want to see your parents again toi will meet me outside the shrieking shack at midnight on Halloween." "Its signed lord Voldemort" a dit James.

"This doesn't add up" a dit Rosie. " well we will have to discuss this later because now’s the sorting." Albus said. “cross your fingers that we all get in the same house." a dit James. "We will!" they all a dit in unison.

All over the world people are howling
About those great livres par J. K. Rowling
Three little livres that appeal to all ages
One learns about enchantments and spells in these pages
And a young boy who is quite ordinary in appearance
Who discovers he's a wizard with powers quite immense
To learn to control them he goes to Hogwarts School
And becomes a member of Griffindor, the house that's really cool
But its not all work, there's also time for fun
A great game called Quidditch which has to be won
With balai, genêt à balais that fly and a manteau that makes him disappear
We know this young wizard will enjoy his an
But it's plus than one an - it's going to be Seven!
For the amoureux of fantaisie that sounds like heaven!
If toi haven't yet read about Harry Potter
Well, toi really ought 'ter!

1. Do not sing We're Off To See the Wizard When sent to the headmaster's office!!!

2. You're not dying.

3. Trees can be pretty dangerous...

4. Do not call Dumbledore Santa during the holidays.

5. The Chamber of Secrets is where Snape keeps all of his galleons.

6. Dont talk to strange snakes

7. Voldemort has anger issues

8. Harry sucks at Wizard Chess.

9. A dementors Kiss is a Kiss only their mother would want

10. There is a troll in the dungeon!

11. "You Know Who" is "He Who Must Not Be Named"

12. Trolls go into girls bathrooms

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This is what the results were:



Paranoid: Very High (distrust and suspicion of those around you)

Schizoid: Very High (show little emotion)

Schizotypal: Moderate (very mild schizophrenia)

Antisocial: High (lack of conscience)

Borderline: Low (poor self image)

Histrionic: Moderate (attention seekers)

Narcissistic: Very High (self centered)

Avoidant: Low (extreme social anxiety)

Dependent: Low (needs to be taken care of)

Obsessive Compulsive: Moderate (focused on orderliness and perfection)



I found this interesting :)