Credit: link. I didn't write it myself.
"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the suivant person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling l’amour might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most récent survey. Here's what he had to say:
Was your last Kiss standing up, sitting down, ou lying down?
The only Kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.
Whose lit were toi on last?
Nagini's, playing "Dangle the Severed Hand Over The Snake And Jerk It Away Just As She Strikes." It helps her go to sleep. I also sang her favourite Parseltongue lullaby, "SSSSSssSSSSSSSSSssSSS."
When's the last time someone of the opposite sex told toi they missed you?
When I returned to the chamber of secrets in the form of a blurry memory, my beloved basilisk converged on me with her usual deadly stare and demanded to know why I'd missed fifty of our anniversaries in a row. I gently explained that we were not in a "relationship," just a mutual killing partnership with benefits.
Are toi excited for anything?
FOR THE IMMINENT DEATH OF HARRY POTTER AND MY EVENTUAL DOMINATION OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.
I'm also looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to the release of the new Josh Groban holiday album. Just five plus months till Christmas!
Do toi hate the last person toi kissed?
I hate everyone, but I've never kissed anyone. So, no. Paradox city!
Have toi ever been cheated on?
I'm not entirely sure about Severus Snape. He claims to be a faithful servant, yet I have stalked his Facebook profil for quite some time, and several of his song lyric status mises à jour don't seem to refer to me. Very curious...
If toi married the last person toi texted, what would your last name be?
Pettigrew... excuse me while I vomit up several feet of my intestines...
Do toi like to have long hair ou short hair?
Hair is such a nuisance. I really don't see the point. Do snakes have hair? Cockroaches? Bacteria? NO! (Flagella and cilia DO NOT COUNT.) Why, then, should Lord Voldemort? It's simply strands of dead nutrients hanging limply off one's head! Though I admit I sort of like the sound of that.
What is your favori Christmas carol?
It goes something like, "Joy to the world, Harry Potter's dead! Dark Lord cut off his head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes! And round and round it goes! And it got flushed into the chamber of secrets and the basilisk ate it, the end!" It's sung par Josh Groban.
Do toi hate anyone?
Everyone except myself, Nagini, and the Grobester.
Have toi ever told someone toi loved them and meant it?
Of course not! What, do toi live under a rock ou something?
Do toi believe everyone deserves a seconde chance?
I don't even believe in a first chance. Kill them and then ask questions, and if they don't answer, dismember the corpse, that's what I always say. I also have it needlepointed onto a pillow.
Do toi like being kissed spontaneously, ou asked first?
It doesn't matter, I would murder the perpetrator before the mucus membranes of our mouths made even the slightest contact.
Has anything made toi mad lately?
I was filled with UNEARTHLY FURY to discover that Potter slipped through my unnervingly long and spindly fingers once again! I crushed a house elf's head to a pulp with my bare hands. Then I impaled an underperforming Death Eater on a spit and served him to Nagini in a gyro... but since I was so mad, I didn't give her any tzatziki sauce with it.
Do toi think toi can last in a relationship for 6 months ou more?
I could, but whoever I was in the relationship with wouldn't last plus than three seconds. They'd be too dead.
The last person toi kissed, how many times have toi cried in front of them?
...Do toi even know me at all?
What's the first thing toi do when you're mad?
Rip the spines out of people's backs.
Three hours ago, were toi touching a person of the opposite sex?
Yes, I pressed my finger deeply into Bellatrix's Dark Mark to summon my servants to a meeting. I understand she blushed.
Did toi hug anyone today?
No, but Nagini squeezed the life out of several people with her constricting powers. Good girl."
"I like taking pointless Facebook surveys as much as the suivant person. But, since they’re mostly about kissing, I started to wonder how someone completely incapable of feeling l’amour might handle such things. So I just had to tag my good pal Lord Voldemort in my most récent survey. Here's what he had to say:
Was your last Kiss standing up, sitting down, ou lying down?
The only Kiss I believe in is the Dementor's kiss, and as I have very little soul remaining in my withered husk of a body, one would have little effect on me.
Whose lit were toi on last?
Nagini's, playing "Dangle the Severed Hand Over The Snake And Jerk It Away Just As She Strikes." It helps her go to sleep. I also sang her favourite Parseltongue lullaby, "SSSSSssSSSSSSSSSssSSS."
When's the last time someone of the opposite sex told toi they missed you?
When I returned to the chamber of secrets in the form of a blurry memory, my beloved basilisk converged on me with her usual deadly stare and demanded to know why I'd missed fifty of our anniversaries in a row. I gently explained that we were not in a "relationship," just a mutual killing partnership with benefits.
Are toi excited for anything?
FOR THE IMMINENT DEATH OF HARRY POTTER AND MY EVENTUAL DOMINATION OF THE ENTIRE PLANET.
I'm also looking vers l'avant, vers l’avant to the release of the new Josh Groban holiday album. Just five plus months till Christmas!
Do toi hate the last person toi kissed?
I hate everyone, but I've never kissed anyone. So, no. Paradox city!
Have toi ever been cheated on?
I'm not entirely sure about Severus Snape. He claims to be a faithful servant, yet I have stalked his Facebook profil for quite some time, and several of his song lyric status mises à jour don't seem to refer to me. Very curious...
If toi married the last person toi texted, what would your last name be?
Pettigrew... excuse me while I vomit up several feet of my intestines...
Do toi like to have long hair ou short hair?
Hair is such a nuisance. I really don't see the point. Do snakes have hair? Cockroaches? Bacteria? NO! (Flagella and cilia DO NOT COUNT.) Why, then, should Lord Voldemort? It's simply strands of dead nutrients hanging limply off one's head! Though I admit I sort of like the sound of that.
What is your favori Christmas carol?
It goes something like, "Joy to the world, Harry Potter's dead! Dark Lord cut off his head! What happened to the body? We flushed it down the potty! And round and round it goes! And round and round it goes! And it got flushed into the chamber of secrets and the basilisk ate it, the end!" It's sung par Josh Groban.
Do toi hate anyone?
Everyone except myself, Nagini, and the Grobester.
Have toi ever told someone toi loved them and meant it?
Of course not! What, do toi live under a rock ou something?
Do toi believe everyone deserves a seconde chance?
I don't even believe in a first chance. Kill them and then ask questions, and if they don't answer, dismember the corpse, that's what I always say. I also have it needlepointed onto a pillow.
Do toi like being kissed spontaneously, ou asked first?
It doesn't matter, I would murder the perpetrator before the mucus membranes of our mouths made even the slightest contact.
Has anything made toi mad lately?
I was filled with UNEARTHLY FURY to discover that Potter slipped through my unnervingly long and spindly fingers once again! I crushed a house elf's head to a pulp with my bare hands. Then I impaled an underperforming Death Eater on a spit and served him to Nagini in a gyro... but since I was so mad, I didn't give her any tzatziki sauce with it.
Do toi think toi can last in a relationship for 6 months ou more?
I could, but whoever I was in the relationship with wouldn't last plus than three seconds. They'd be too dead.
The last person toi kissed, how many times have toi cried in front of them?
...Do toi even know me at all?
What's the first thing toi do when you're mad?
Rip the spines out of people's backs.
Three hours ago, were toi touching a person of the opposite sex?
Yes, I pressed my finger deeply into Bellatrix's Dark Mark to summon my servants to a meeting. I understand she blushed.
Did toi hug anyone today?
No, but Nagini squeezed the life out of several people with her constricting powers. Good girl."
We don't have a set rendez-vous amoureux, date for when the Wizarding World of Harry Potter will open, but today from Orlando, Florida, Universal Studios confirmed that the park would be opening in Spring of 2010. The three main rides that will be found there are Harry Potter and the Forbidden Journey, Flight of the Hippogriff and Dragon Challenge. On Flight of the Hippogriff toi can interact with Hagrid as toi learn to fly a Hippogriff. Dragon Challenge will recreate the first task of the Triwizard tournament and toi can fly either a Hungarian Horntail ou a Chinese Fireball Dragon.
Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
Some other places that will be found at the park are: Ollivander's Wand Shop, Owl Post, Dervish and Banges, Three Broomsticks, Honeydukes, Zonko's and Filch Emporium.
Matthew Lewis and Evanna Lynch have both laucnhed the upcoming release of the Half-Blood Prince DVD par releasing 1000 balloons over Londres today. This kicks off the contest that is open to anyone in the UK that is over 18, anyone who finds one of these balloons will have to simply follow the instructions on the card attached to the balloon and be entered into a prize draw which could see them winning a trip to the Deathly Hallows set!
Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release rendez-vous amoureux, date of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All fans in the US can look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to getting a copy on that day.
Today, Warner Brothers announced the official release rendez-vous amoureux, date of Half-Blood Prince on DVD. As previously thought, it will be coming on DVD in December, December 8th to be exact. All fans in the US can look vers l'avant, vers l’avant to getting a copy on that day.
Rupert Grint is now naked on cherrybomb. The film is about three teenagers who embark on a debauched weekend of drink, drugs, shoplifting and stealing cars. and also grab girl par dirty thing. According to the Sun, Grint no longer sports the floppy hair, and he showed a lot of confidence doing the naked scene with his co-star Kimberley Nixon
Emma also ready for Naked for one producer that i forgot the name. unhappy those producer not offering film to emma yet. she also want to change her image to nude
Enjoy! Some character's actors!
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This includes:
- Hermione Granger's actor Emma Watson
- Harry Potter's actor Daniel Radcliffe
- Ron Weasley's actor Rupert Grint
- Draco Malfoy's actor Tom Felton
- Ginny Weasley's actor Bonnie Wright
- Severus Snape's actor Alan Rickman
:)
XOXO
lol
This includes:
- Hermione Granger's actor Emma Watson
- Harry Potter's actor Daniel Radcliffe
- Ron Weasley's actor Rupert Grint
- Draco Malfoy's actor Tom Felton
- Ginny Weasley's actor Bonnie Wright
- Severus Snape's actor Alan Rickman
:)
XOXO