er... the head? :S

I actually don't want to know. It's better off just being with a hat.

^ win!!!

To best!!!! but i love you too boo ( no homo)

lol No, I know. xDD

hey i know we passed 1000 but can someone tell me what number we are on now thx

LOL, I have no idea.

yeah, we lost track about 150 pages ago :)

you can post reasons if you want, just use ### or something

Accio - Lucius Malfoy seeking part-time muggleborn mistress, must be under 40 years old, must like it rough.

:D

Hmmm....

NEW PAGE!

WHOOOO!!!! I NOW HAVE A SONIC SCREWDRIVER!!!!!! :D

....

So, how was everyone else's day? I arranged an intervention for my Google-chat-addicted friend, I watched OMWF, and I found out that I write like Ian... something. A famous author.

I chilled in the city for the entire day.
that's pretty much it.

ooh, and I made a new friend! And I have no idea what his name is! But I do know that he's pretty cute!

You made a new friend... and you don't know his name... aren't friends supposed to know each other's names? And you don't have school?

nope, I was at the writers festival today.

and I met him in a shop- dunno if I'll ever even see him again, which is a shame really.

Oh, that one... I don't like it. They usually drag in authors who write books for kindies or something.

Carole Wilkinson is gonna write a new Dragon Keeper book...

Who???

don't worry.

so, how's things in every one's lives?

The Girl who Died looking for someone willing to complete her, must have experience with The Veil

that was a lonely hearts ad - in case you where thinking id lost it...........

Ugh, those ads...

omfg AWESOME CUPCAKES!

IKR?

:D

i want cupcakes now :(

lol :)

LAWLS!

I'm hungry... again.

eat food.

I can't... Mom's currently guarding the kitchen...

against what?

The zombies, of course...

oh yes - ours resides in the shed at the end of the garden

But the peashooters and tall-nuts are currently holding them back, so we're safe... for now.

I got a zombie survival handbook. it's good to be prepared.

I demand you give that to me, Andie. XD

good good

nope, mine. I can write what's in it though...

Doooo itttttttt

NAO.

The Power of Potato Compels You

ok... (btw, it's in rhyming couplets)

"If you chance upon an axe,
you'll have an edge the zombie lacks.

Do not underestimate
the zombie's arthritic gait.

If caught in close proximity
disarm the oral cavity.

Bullets cannot compensate
for those who cannot shoot them straight.

For mowing down the zombie crowd
find yourself a ride-on plough.

If in a group, the paths are two,
'Let's split up!'- the words of fools.

Holes concealed by wood and drape
provide the means for quick escape.

When face-to-face, survival favours
the party with the hidden Taser.

A worthwhile query making plans:
'How will we open all these cans?'

The plague won't cross your defense line
torched with ignited turpentine.

A useful tool, if time is poor:
a made to order two by four.

To make your troupe a little neater
Sacrifice your fussy eaters.

Do not ever take a nap
unless you've built a zombie trap.

By far the safest strategy:
rely on long-range weaponry.

Do not embrace your loved ones
if to the virus they succumb.

The final word, although it stings:
no one knows what fate may bring."

fin.

lol love it. xD

yup :)

words of wisdom, my friends...

Also, please enjoy this picture of a cat with a herp derp face.

that is so epic - did you write it?

nope, it's in a zine that I bought today.

can't believe it's only $3...

Andie, awesomeness :)

guess what? in Finnish, we're doing this thing where we have to find a review that we disagree with, then write our own... problem is I can't find a positive review of Twishite ;D

Hahaha. xD