Heather: They're way ahead, so we've got to go!
Courtney: We've got to build something to sail, something we can row-ow!
Sierra: It doesn't have to be a boat!
Heather, Sierra, and Courtney: As long as it stays afloat!
Oh, why did we build Gwen's face?!
Alejandro and Duncan: It's almost ready, to set sail!
Duncan: Just hammering in the final nail!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Ohh, ohh, ohh!
Owen: We really did this fast!
Alejandro and Duncan: Soon we'll be back in first class!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: Because they built Gwen's face!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: We built Gwen's face!
Alejandro, Duncan, and Owen: We're gonna take first place!
Heather, Courtney, and Sierra: Because we built Gwen's face!
Courtney: Aaaa-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!
Heather and Courtney: We built Gwen's face! (held until the final note)
Sierra: Eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah-eee-yeah!

Blaineley: Blain-Blain-Blain-Blain-Blaine-a-riffic, is my name. Dishing dirt is my game. Invading your TV with my Blainelicious frame!
Owen: Bla-Blaine-a-riffic! S-s-so terrific!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous!
Courtney: This is so against the rules, does Chris think we're a bunch of fools?
Chris: Rules? This ain't no Sunday School! Miss Thing up there's a ratings jewel!
Owen: Bla-Blainerific!
Heather: M-M-Make me si-ick!
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-famous. Famous! Get me a half fat, no foam lattes steamed to a hundred two, heat! I'm quite specific.
Owen: She's Blaine-a-riffic!
Duncan: So-so horrific.
Blaineley: I'm fa-fa-fam-
Cody: Who's that girl again?
Blaineley: WHAT?! Who am I? Who am I?! Who are you? I'm the host of the chiot Bachelorette, I was nominated for a Gemmi Award, I interviewed toi for Celebrity Manhunt! It's a fact and scientific, that I'm still Blainerific.
Heather and Courtney: She's not so famous. Turns out that she's not so fam

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AY YI YI YI! *repeat 7 times*
GOOD TO SEEK
BUT IT'S NOT GOOD TO EAT
AY YI YI YI! *repeat 7 times*
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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Adventure
Private made a quit!
So we had to go to the elimination! >.<
Our last hope went home
toi guessed it
Codyyyyy
It's
Gwen: The Goth Girl
Skipper: The Hard One
and Crystal: The Evil Girl
Let's see who makes it to the final 2 on Total
Drama...
ADVENTURE!
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Gwen: Hmm...
Chris: Today the old cast votes for the two winners!
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Gwen: I'm the 2nd populaire out of the three.
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Crystal: Man I'm gonna win this!
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Skipper: Oh boy
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Chris:
OK
one of the winners are.......
SKIPPER!!!!
THE LOSER IS...
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Crystal and Gwen: WHAT??????!!!!!!!!!
Chris: Let's have a tiebreaker suivant time on TOTAL
DRAMA
ADVENTURE!
Everyone else: OH, toi HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING!

I traded fame for love
Without a seconde thought
It all became a silly a game
Some things cannot be bought

I got exactly what I asked for
Wanted it so badly
Running, rushing back for more
I suffered fools so gladly

And now I find
I've changed my mind

Chorus:

The face of you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love
Should I wait for you
My substitute for love
My substitute for love

I traveled round the world
Looking for a home
I found myself in crowded rooms
Feeling so alone

I had so many lovers
Who settled for the thrill
Of basking in my spotlight
I never felt so happy

(chorus)

Mmmmm, ooohhh, mmmmm
Famous faces, far off places
Trinkets I can buy
No handsome stranger, heady danger
Drug that I can try
No ferris wheel, no cœur, coeur to steal
No laughter in the dark
No one-night stand, no far-off land
No feu that I can spaaaaaaaark!!!!!!!!
Mmmmm, mmmmm

(chorus)

Now I find I've changed my mind
This is my religion

Bridgette and Geoff: Who toi gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, ou will toi pick Cody?
Bridgette: There's Heather, she's an ice queen,
But she's been playin' hard!
Geoff: Too bad, everybody hates her.
She'd have to pay a bodyguard!
Bridgette and Geoff: Who toi gonna root for?
Who's it gonna be?
Is it Heather, Alejandro, ou will toi pick Cody?
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick-ity, you're gonna hear it from me!
The only one winning this is C-O-D!
Pimpin' like a king, sippin' limonade in the shade!
Kickin' it Hawaiian style, gonna take accueil the cheddar!
We're gonna be all smiles!
Shawty!
Courtney: Hey! How come he gets to sing?
Geoff: He doesn't! Harold!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-ticki-ticki-tody, give it up for my man Cody!
Harold's in the house spittin' rhymes like a roadie, a roadie!
Courtney: Gwen's a boyfriend stealer!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, whoa!
Courtney: Duncan's a dead man!
Harold: (rapping) Ricki-tick, oh, no!
Geoff: Cut! Stop the music!

toi HEARD US.
1. "Open Your Heart"
2. "Lucky Star"
3. "True Blue"
4. "Papa Don't Preach"
5. "White Heat"
6. "Causing a Commotion"
7. "The Look of Love"
8. "Where's the Party"
9. "Live to Tell"
1O. "Into the Groove"
11. "La Isla Bonita"
12. "Who's That Girl"
13. "Holiday"
OPEN YOUR cœur, coeur TO ME, BABY I'LL HO-
toi MUST BE MY LUCKY STAR, CAUSE toi SHINE ON ME WHERE EVER toi ARE!
TRUE BLUE BABY, I l’amour YOU!
PAPA DON;T PREACH, I'M IN TROUBLE DEEP.
AND plus FAMOUS SONGS
NANANANANANANANANANANANA!
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