Not the start you wanted B?
The Chuck and Blair Chronicles
Episode 19: Where they may take you
GG: salut Upper East Siders, Latest story, Blair Waldorf returns home, so it's back to basics huh Blair, ou is that back to Bass-ics? Whatever happens I want all my loyal gossipers at Constance for B's return, Is it dethroning time?
(At the Waldorf Apartment)
Harold, Eleanor, Dorota and Roman have just brought Blair back accueil from the hospital.
E: Right toi go upstairs to lit to rest and...
B: Oh enough with the rest, I've been in lit for 5 days, I'm fine. I just want to catch up on my missed assignments, see Serena and see...(stops for a second) and then I'll be fine
E: Okay, I'll call Serena shall I?
B: Oh I already did, she's coming over now with my work assignments
Blair goes upstairs into her bedroom.
Eleanor, Roman and Harold go into the kitchen.
R: She seems good, She's back to her old self
E: She's not. She's just very good at hiding how she feels.
H: Eleanor if she does have a problem we can't do anything until she admits it
E: So what do toi suggest? Let her kill herself?
H: Don't be so ridiculous, I just think we need to let her if there's a problem tell us, and to keep a firm eye on her, and if anything like this happens again, I'm 100% on putting her into a facility
R: I think that would be best
E: What if suivant time, she doesn't wake up Harold. Are toi willing to risk that?
H: (no reply)
Serena arrives at the Apartment.
Dorota brings Serena into the kitchen.
E: Hello Serena
S: Hey, Blair upstairs?
E: Yes, Go on up
Serena goes upstairs and enters Blair's room.
Blair is in the bathroom.
S: Blair?! (worried) What are you...
Blair is putting some perfume on.
B: What? Have some faith Serena, I've only been accueil 2 minutes
S: Sorry...I've your homework
B: Ah, Great
S: So when will toi be back at school?
B: Couple days, Just enough so that I can “recover”. I'm perfectly fine
S: toi sure?
B: Yes. Now not to be unsociable but I better start on these assignments
S: Oh sure
B: Oh S!?
B: Thank you
S: For what?
B: For being there for me, the last few days, I didn't see any of my other so called friends
S: It's what I'm here for
B: Oh and Serena, can toi pass on a message to Chuck for me?
B: Tell him thanks for the flowers
Serena smiles then exits.
(2 Days Later)
Blair is starting back at school.
She and Serena are walking down the rue up to the school.
B: Oh, I don't want to do this, Can't I go home?
S: No, You've got nothing to worry about
B: What?! Did toi read Gossip Girl?
S: Come on
Blair and Serena walk up the steps towards the school.
Almost all the students turn to stare at Blair, they're all either laughing, making vomit noises ou mimicking making them selves sick.
Serena takes Blair's hand and pushes through all the students.
They both walk up to Penelope, Iz, Hazel, Nelly and Jenny.
(Info- All that happened in season 1 with Jenny and the mean girls, never happened. She is just an outside wannabe now.)
B: Oh My God! I don't believe this!
S: It'll be fine B, It's just for one day, par tomorrow it'll be something else
H: Nice to have toi back B
B: Not nice enough toi all couldn't come visit me
I: Oh sorry we were kinda busy, with our newest inductee
P: Blair have toi met Jenny?
B: (Sarcastic tone) Hi, What is this? I say who joins us and who doesn't
P: Well toi were...Out of action, so we took it upon ourselves to make some decisions
J: I can go if you...
P: No J stay, If B's got a problem she can go
B: Excuse me. Who to toi think your talking to?
P: Uh lets see Blair Waldorf, Ex Queen B
B: (shocked expression) Excuse me?
P: What do they call it Iz?
I: it's a dethroning P
P: Oh that's right, Consider this the end of your rain as Queen B.
Penelope, Iz, Hazel and Nelly walk away from Blair.
Blair pulls on Jenny's arm.
B: Who the hell are you? Just another wannabe after the crown?
J: (no reply)
B: toi wont last five minutes
J: Actually I seem to be doing pretty well
Jenny turns her back on Blair and Serena and joins the rest of the girls.
Serena looks shocked.
B: Did she just answer me back?
Serena looks away, not knowing what to say.
GG: Well thanks to all my loyal soldiers, I got enough pictures for a 'Blair's last jour in power' photo album, Thanks guys. But poor B, Down and out, But remember this is B! If she's going down...
(At the van der Woodsen Apartment)
Chuck is sitting on the canapé with Lily.
S: Since when have toi two been best friends?
L: Since we are business partners, Charles and I were just going over some business propitiations for basse, bass Industries, Charles is just about to fly over to Tokyo for a very important business meeting
S: Well it's nice to know your leaving a billion dollar business in the hands of a seventeen an old
L: He's going with the executives Serena
S: Like that's going to stop him being him
C: What can I say? I'm an oriental man
L: (phone rings, She answers) Hello, Oh right, Yes I'll be right over. (hangs up) I have to go, I've got a lunch to get too, toi two stay and chat, toi just haven't spent enough time together
S: Oh trust me, we've spent plus than enough
L: I'll be back later, Bye
S: So Tokyo, Orientals really?
C: They're effin hot
S: your disgusting
S: and anyway forget a little thing called Blair
C: Blair and I are over, It was just a chapter of my life which has since been closed and I want to keep it that way
S: How can you? toi l’amour her
C: I did, but it's all in the past, I've let go
S: Keep telling yourself that
C: Was she okay, After this morning?
S: She was destroyed, She has no one, I'm the only friend she has, and now Dan's sister is trying to take over Constance I don't know where to put myself
C: Little Jenny Humphrey the new Queen, Never thought I'd say that
S: Neither did I, I'm going to have to talk to Dan, tell her to back down
C: Like she's going too
S: Oh Chuck I forgot to tell you, Blair a dit thank toi for the flowers
C: (grins) Tell her it's a pleasure
C: Well I better get packing, I'll see toi when I get back sis
S: toi wont if toi keep calling me that
(Back at Constance, in the afternoon)
Blair and Serena are sitting on the steps on the MET, but lower down than usual since Penelope, Iz, Hazel, Nelly and Jenny are sitting at the top.
Blair is staring at them with an evil glare.
B: Ugh, If that little wannabe ice Queen thinks she can out chienne me, she's got another thing coming
S: I'll talk to Dan, tell him what's going on
B: Asking Dan for help wont work, When someone's got their eye on the prize they don't it off, I'm going to have to deal with this myself
B: Oh did toi thank Chuck for the flowers?
S: Uh yeah he a dit it's a pleasure
B: (smiles) I think we might be back on track toi know, He might be forgiving me
S: Oh B, I...I wouldn't get your hopes up
B: Why not? He left me flowers, My favourite flowers, If that's not a sign then what is?
S: B, He told me, that he's let toi go, that he was moving on
B: What? He was lying right?
S: I don't think he was, He honestly looked like he was over you
B: But... I'm not over him
S: I'm sorry B
B: (looks surprised, Serena hugs her)
Blair looks up to the mean girls and they laugh and wave at her.
Blair pulls out her phone, and opens the page on Gossip Girl and stares at Jenny.
GG: One good Scandal deserves another, and now B's without her Chuck, who will she turn too now? Looks like the Queen B's all out of servants, Who could of known this would happen. Until suivant time. toi know toi l’amour me. xoxo Gossip Girl
TO BE CONTINUED...
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