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Oh bambi, I cried so hard when those hunters shot your mummy.
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Get me to spa, stat!!
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Rachel: Lets give them wat they want!! Kurt: Blood?
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I'm so depressed, I've worn the same outfit twice this week.
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Makeovers are like crack to me.
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We're glitterati. I feel like Lady Gaga.
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YEAH, toi DON'T WANNA BE LATE FOR YOUR APPOINTMENT AT SUPERCUTS!
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My body is like a rhum chocolat souffle, if I don't warm up right, it don't rise.
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I'm still try to impress Blaine.Can't get sloppy.Clearly,he don't hv same concern
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toi look like a technicolor zebra.
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They're gonna throw fruit at us. And I just had a facial.
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I could sing this song with Finn,but screw him if he takes DianaRoss part from me
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Mercedes:You get to wear a fabulous hat.Kurt:You had me at fabulous hat.
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I have no criticisms. Go with God, Satan... Santana.
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Eat your cœur, coeur out, Kate Middleton!
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Brittany, are toi flirting with my man?(3d concert)
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I'm gay. She's black. We *make* culture.
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Those aren't weird faces.Those are my sexy faces.
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No, she's dead. This is her son.
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Blaine:We should practice.Kurt:I thought we were.
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Rachel: Is she here? Kurt:No, this is the mall in Ohio.
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Oh, how I've missed your insanity.
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What he doesn't know won't hurt him.
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Correction:you had feelings for him.He made breakfast on your head
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I had a cat thrown at me in a nursing accueil once.
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toi and your Friends threw pee balloons at me.
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toi nailed all my lawn furniture to my roof.
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toi need to respect my privacy,Brittany and i just hv sexual relations
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Blaine, and I l’amour football.Well, Blaine loves football. I l’amour scarves
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toi spent the hole night sucking on Rachel face.That,is what we call rock bottom
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Kurt:I was in the neighborhood.Rachel: at 10 o'clock?
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Rachel:you not here to find out my rendez-vous amoureux, rendez-vous amoureux, date with Blaine?Kurt:Oh,that was tonight?
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[Sarcastically] That's not gay at all. Did toi kiss?
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R:but I guess the timing just wasn't right.K:Or the blood alcohol level.
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No, it's the song. It's really gay.
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IDK I find his charmin.He's cheatin a girl think square root of four is rainbows
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Do u think we're playin too sûr, sans danger par not grantin ur Visas to travel south Equator?
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I hope ur genuflections to great spaghetti Monster in the sky don't take too long
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I dont dig on chubby boys who sweat much n r goin to be bald par time theyr thirty
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I say we lock Rachel till after sectionals.I volunteer my basement
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Mercedes:We can't.We need her to sing.Kurt:Damn her talent
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Their school statue is giant, bronze of a requin eatin a joint, joint d’étanchéité pup.Weighs 3 tons
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He's on Team Gay.No strait boy dye his hair to like Linda Evangelista circa 1993
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I suppose there's no way toi could cut out the last part
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Rory:I'm dedicating this song to them.And the King.Kurtl:Jesus?
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Vitamin C?Vogue magazine say boasts energy and brights the complexion
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It will give a opportunity to break out my banane Republic Mad Men outfit
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Why r u bein weird and serious?ur periods don't come til end of the mois
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Is she gonna diva out after every rehearsal?(deleted scene from Pilot)
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Did I miss the election for queen?Cuz I didn't vote for u
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One jour toi will all work for me.
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U busted my window.How could u do that?u busted my window
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Special Ed kids will get plus play than we will.
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M:Hv u ever Kiss anybody?K:Y.If par smbd u mean tender crook my elbow
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Finn:Put your casque on. Kurt:It'll mess up my hair.
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ID see how lightnin is in competition with above ground swim pool
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We know I'm plus populaire than Rachel,n dress better than her
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Rachel manage dress like a toddler n a grandmom at the same time
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toi both hv dead spouses.Maybe u should talk
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We're as menacing as Muppet bébés
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M:Mercedes: Is that a men's sweater?K:Fashion knows no gender
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R:I think u and I r + similar than u think.K:Thats a terrible thing to say
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Don't worry,I'm not goin to go all Shawshank on toi
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toi know they make shampoo for color treated hair
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toi smell homeless, Brett. Homeless
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OMG,I open my mouth and a little bourse, sac à main fell out!How that get there
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That's why we feed them glitter.
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Blaine: Warm milk? Really? Kurt: It's delicious.
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J:No one knows I'm gay.K:Can I be honest?With the hair,I think they do
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It's like 'When Harry Met Sally'.But I play Meg Ryan
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Blaine fauvette, paruline will toi go to Junior Prom with me?
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I think the color is wrong.Lets go navy!Its chic n slimmin
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I agree.Thats like wearing a red dress to a taureau, taureau, bull fight
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Did toi airbrush out your jowls?
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Because toi look like Yogi?
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OMG, it's the gerber baby. OMG, she's good!
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Im sorry didnt hear u,was distracted par ur giant horse teeth
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Oh, Gershwin song lines scavenger hunt!
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I was 9. Who knew paëlla, paëlla, paella was gonna be so complicated?
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This smells like my aunt mildred!
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Ken: toi make this, and toi die a legend. Kurt: Can I pee first?
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Hi, I'm Kurt Hummel and I'll be auditioning for the role of kicker.
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It's a unitard. Guys wear them to work out nowadays.
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They declined my offer to do their hair in cornrows.
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She told me if I ever talked to one of Mr.Shue's Kids she'd shave my head.
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I agree we do an awful lot of montrer tunes.
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I know frowning causes wrinkles and I'm too young for botox
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