(Rachel and Kurt were in the hallway, looking at pamphlets sent to them from NYADA. They were both excited about auditioning for one of New York's best colleges for performing arts.)
Rachel: I've been waiting for this moment since my dads took me to see Celine Dion's world tour, "Let's Talk About Love". Kurt, we have to get in.
Kurt: New York is so glorious. It's like just yesterday we were there, prepping for Nationals...(He comes into realization about what happened at Nationals.) And then we Lost because toi had to leave your mark on my brother's face--
Rachel: Now's not the time to discuss this. We have to make it. We just have to!
Kurt (raising a finger): Hold it right there, woman child. Of course they're going to choose us. I mean, we're both equally talented.
Rachel: Yes, we are...except your voice lacks in the years of training that I've had.
Kurt (rolling his eyes): And toi lack in any form of patience.
Rachel: True.
(They walked down the hall and had a discussion together.)
Rachel: So...prepping for New York is going to be a lot of work.
Kurt: Of course it is. I mean, I have to sort all of my things at home, pay for plane tickets, get a place in New York to live--
Rachel: I thought toi agreed that we'd be roommates.
Kurt: I thought Finn told me that toi snore.
Rachel: Of course not. Snoring is not ladylike.
Kurt: Plus toi tend to work on chant vocals at 6:30 p.m. every night like you've been telling me for the past one hundred Glee club meetings that we've had, and I wouldn't want to go to sleep to someone yelling in my ear.
Rachel: Oh, forget toi then!
Kurt: Maybe toi don't know me that well. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I would appreciate a nice beauty sleep every night, okay?
Rachel: What's in it for Rachel Berry?
Kurt: toi have enough, don't toi think?
Rachel (mumbling to herself): I'm not spoiled.
Kurt (checking his phone): Well, looks like someone has plans for me tonight.
Rachel: Blaine? What did he say?
Kurt: Why do toi want to know?
Rachel: He's asking for a booty call, isn't he?
Kurt (scoffs): Please, like toi know what that even is. toi and Finn have hardly interacted with each other for the past few weeks.
Rachel: You're one to talk. toi haven't talked to him in months!
Kurt (silent for a minute): Oh yeah, I remember. (The actor that plays him, Chris Colfer, gets out of character and whispers to the side.) F*cking Ryan and his continuity.
(Chris Colfer changes back into character in a quick second. Rachel shook her head in disappointment.)
Rachel: Things have been getting distant, though. Ever since I've been preparing to go to NYADA, there hasn't been much of a spark. What about toi and Blaine?
Kurt: Other than this text, nothing. I'd be very busy, too. Sometimes even he would lose interest.
Rachel: Terrible shame for the both of us.
Kurt: Totally.
(Later that day, Blaine was invited to Kurt's house to help each other study.)
Blaine: Did toi find the answer to number 15 yet?
Kurt (flirtacious): No cheating, remember?
Blaine (rolling his eyes): We're not in school, Kurt.
Kurt (let down): Oh...okay.
(As Blaine continued to work, Kurt tried his best to get him interested. He runs his fingers up and down Blaine's arm.)
Kurt: toi know, my dad doesn't get back accueil for a while, and Finn is over at Rachel's house. We're all alone. toi don't mind if we play a little...house?
Blaine: Dude, we're in high school. That baby stuff has passed us already. Grow up.
(Upset, Kurt continued working on his homework.)
Blaine: Hey, do toi know what--
Kurt: No!
Blaine (to himself): What's with him?
(At Rachel's house, she and Finn are working on applications for college and doing homework. Rachel smiles at Finn, waving her fingers at him.)
Finn (confused): Uh...hey, Rach.
Rachel (flirtacious): Say it again.
Finn: What?
Rachel: Say my name, Finny bear.
Finn: Uh, I'd rather not.
(Rachel crawls closer to Finn on her bed, and tried tousling his hair.)
Rachel: Come on, toi know toi can't resist...
Finn: Actually, I kinda can for now.
(Silence.)
Rachel: Ah, screw it.
(The suivant day, Finn and Kurt are hanging out par the lockers.)
Kurt: toi having problems, too?
Finn: Yeah, Rachel's been jouer la comédie weird lately.
(The boys are silent for a minute.)
Kurt: So...what about?
Finn: Why are toi jouer la comédie so random?
Kurt: What do toi mean?
Finn: Well, you're jouer la comédie like two people in an elevator, talking small talk.
Kurt: Well, we hardly spent plus than 5 minutes with each other...if that makes any sense.
Finn: Truthfully, it doesn't.
Kurt: I knew you'd say that.
(Silence.)
Finn: Seriously, Rachel keeps wanting to get under the covers with me. The first time we had sex, I threw up after she pounced on me when she tried to stick my...(He makes a noise.) up in her...(He makes another noise.), toi know?
Kurt (silent for a second): Ew.
Finn: Exactly! I can't take it anymore.
Kurt: Well, I've been trying to get Blaine in the mood, but he seems to ignore me sometimes. I don't get why.
Finn: Maybe it's your reenactments of old romance musicals.
Kurt: Shut it, Finn!
Finn: What? Every time I try to sleep, all I hear is your opera-like voice when you're trying to do it. That's sick.
Kurt: What's sicker is toi and Rachel joining fat lips right in front everyone, and toi jizzing your pants every time she gets on toi late at night!
(Silence. The two stare at each other and lean on the lockers again.)
Kurt: God, we have issues, do we?
Finn: Blaine and Rachel have done something to us, I bet.
Kurt: Damn the two of them.
Finn: ou it could be just us.
Kurt: Either one.
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Rachel: I've been waiting for this moment since my dads took me to see Celine Dion's world tour, "Let's Talk About Love". Kurt, we have to get in.
Kurt: New York is so glorious. It's like just yesterday we were there, prepping for Nationals...(He comes into realization about what happened at Nationals.) And then we Lost because toi had to leave your mark on my brother's face--
Rachel: Now's not the time to discuss this. We have to make it. We just have to!
Kurt (raising a finger): Hold it right there, woman child. Of course they're going to choose us. I mean, we're both equally talented.
Rachel: Yes, we are...except your voice lacks in the years of training that I've had.
Kurt (rolling his eyes): And toi lack in any form of patience.
Rachel: True.
(They walked down the hall and had a discussion together.)
Rachel: So...prepping for New York is going to be a lot of work.
Kurt: Of course it is. I mean, I have to sort all of my things at home, pay for plane tickets, get a place in New York to live--
Rachel: I thought toi agreed that we'd be roommates.
Kurt: I thought Finn told me that toi snore.
Rachel: Of course not. Snoring is not ladylike.
Kurt: Plus toi tend to work on chant vocals at 6:30 p.m. every night like you've been telling me for the past one hundred Glee club meetings that we've had, and I wouldn't want to go to sleep to someone yelling in my ear.
Rachel: Oh, forget toi then!
Kurt: Maybe toi don't know me that well. I'm Kurt Hummel, and I would appreciate a nice beauty sleep every night, okay?
Rachel: What's in it for Rachel Berry?
Kurt: toi have enough, don't toi think?
Rachel (mumbling to herself): I'm not spoiled.
Kurt (checking his phone): Well, looks like someone has plans for me tonight.
Rachel: Blaine? What did he say?
Kurt: Why do toi want to know?
Rachel: He's asking for a booty call, isn't he?
Kurt (scoffs): Please, like toi know what that even is. toi and Finn have hardly interacted with each other for the past few weeks.
Rachel: You're one to talk. toi haven't talked to him in months!
Kurt (silent for a minute): Oh yeah, I remember. (The actor that plays him, Chris Colfer, gets out of character and whispers to the side.) F*cking Ryan and his continuity.
(Chris Colfer changes back into character in a quick second. Rachel shook her head in disappointment.)
Rachel: Things have been getting distant, though. Ever since I've been preparing to go to NYADA, there hasn't been much of a spark. What about toi and Blaine?
Kurt: Other than this text, nothing. I'd be very busy, too. Sometimes even he would lose interest.
Rachel: Terrible shame for the both of us.
Kurt: Totally.
(Later that day, Blaine was invited to Kurt's house to help each other study.)
Blaine: Did toi find the answer to number 15 yet?
Kurt (flirtacious): No cheating, remember?
Blaine (rolling his eyes): We're not in school, Kurt.
Kurt (let down): Oh...okay.
(As Blaine continued to work, Kurt tried his best to get him interested. He runs his fingers up and down Blaine's arm.)
Kurt: toi know, my dad doesn't get back accueil for a while, and Finn is over at Rachel's house. We're all alone. toi don't mind if we play a little...house?
Blaine: Dude, we're in high school. That baby stuff has passed us already. Grow up.
(Upset, Kurt continued working on his homework.)
Blaine: Hey, do toi know what--
Kurt: No!
Blaine (to himself): What's with him?
(At Rachel's house, she and Finn are working on applications for college and doing homework. Rachel smiles at Finn, waving her fingers at him.)
Finn (confused): Uh...hey, Rach.
Rachel (flirtacious): Say it again.
Finn: What?
Rachel: Say my name, Finny bear.
Finn: Uh, I'd rather not.
(Rachel crawls closer to Finn on her bed, and tried tousling his hair.)
Rachel: Come on, toi know toi can't resist...
Finn: Actually, I kinda can for now.
(Silence.)
Rachel: Ah, screw it.
(The suivant day, Finn and Kurt are hanging out par the lockers.)
Kurt: toi having problems, too?
Finn: Yeah, Rachel's been jouer la comédie weird lately.
(The boys are silent for a minute.)
Kurt: So...what about?
Finn: Why are toi jouer la comédie so random?
Kurt: What do toi mean?
Finn: Well, you're jouer la comédie like two people in an elevator, talking small talk.
Kurt: Well, we hardly spent plus than 5 minutes with each other...if that makes any sense.
Finn: Truthfully, it doesn't.
Kurt: I knew you'd say that.
(Silence.)
Finn: Seriously, Rachel keeps wanting to get under the covers with me. The first time we had sex, I threw up after she pounced on me when she tried to stick my...(He makes a noise.) up in her...(He makes another noise.), toi know?
Kurt (silent for a second): Ew.
Finn: Exactly! I can't take it anymore.
Kurt: Well, I've been trying to get Blaine in the mood, but he seems to ignore me sometimes. I don't get why.
Finn: Maybe it's your reenactments of old romance musicals.
Kurt: Shut it, Finn!
Finn: What? Every time I try to sleep, all I hear is your opera-like voice when you're trying to do it. That's sick.
Kurt: What's sicker is toi and Rachel joining fat lips right in front everyone, and toi jizzing your pants every time she gets on toi late at night!
(Silence. The two stare at each other and lean on the lockers again.)
Kurt: God, we have issues, do we?
Finn: Blaine and Rachel have done something to us, I bet.
Kurt: Damn the two of them.
Finn: ou it could be just us.
Kurt: Either one.
Well, what did toi think? I hope toi like it!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Two!!!