(Mercedes was walking down the hall par herself the suivant jour at school. An instant message came up on her phone from one of Coach Sylvester's Cheerios--the same one she saw in Shelby's new chant group, the Troubletones.)
Mercedes's Thoughts: I am so glad that I left those crazy New Directions. People like Rachel were getting on my nerves, taking all of the lead solos. I know I'm a star. I'm Beyonce--and I'm gonna say it again--I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
(Just then, Mercedes saw Santana walk down the hall, still upset from the other day.)
Mercedes: Girl, toi look like you're on suicide risk.
Santana: It's obvious, I am.
Mercedes: Why?
Santana: Someone, I don't know who it is, told my secret about me in l’amour with Brittany. And when I find out who it is, I'm gonna go Lima Heights Adjacent on their ass.
Mercedes: Can I ask a real quick question, though?
Santana: Spill it.
Mercedes: What the hell is Lima Heights Adjacent?
(Silence.)
Santana: I've told everyone at this school 100 times. It's where I was raised.
Mercedes: Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with your situation?
(Silence.)
Santana: Forget you. I'm just gonna go to class.
(Santana went to her suivant class, hearing chuckles from students surrounding her. Mercedes felt really bad for her...and then had a sudden thought.)
Mercedes's Thoughts: New Directions.
(Later on in the day, the Troubletones were onstage in the auditorium, practicing a new song. All of the New Directions members walked on the stage.)
Finn: What do toi want us for?
Kurt: I was working on my campaign, and I got a call from Mercedes.
Tina: Mike and I were practicing some dance moves in the dance room.
(Silence.)
Artie: Who gave this girl lines?
Quinn (confused): Yeah, and how the hell did I end up back in New Directions? And where's my Skank outfit?
(Silence.)
Puck: toi basically bitched yourself back the other day.
Quinn (confused): Huh?
Santana (folding her arms): One of toi jerk heads spilled my secret, and I wanna find out who so I can shove a pole in your throat.
Rachel (to Finn): Tell me it's not you, Finn.
Finn: It wasn't.
Rachel: Well, don't toi remember when Santana shoved that new Irish kid into his locker? And then when toi were defending him, she called toi a whole bunch of names and insulted you.
Finn: Yeah, but I didn't tell her secret.
Irish kid (assuring Rachel): I didn't, either, but I wanted to.
(Silence.)
Finn: Really, Rory?
Rory: She treated the both of us terribly, Finn Hudson. My uncle would kick her to Kingdom Come.
(Silence.)
Santana: Um, what the hell did toi say?
Mercedes: Just forget it. We're still trying to find out who did this to Santana.
Puck: We don't know.
Tina: Can I ask toi guys something?
Quinn: toi want another line in this?
Tina: Yeah, but--
Rachel: That would be a bad idea, Tina, especially now.
Tina: But I wanna know why Brittany--
Mercedes: Shut it, vampire.
(Tina makes a disappointed, embarrassed face as she sinks her head.)
Artie (raises his hand): Guys, why is Brittany on your side?
Mercedes: I felt that she needs girl power to help support her in the presidential election, especially since the whole Santana-being-a-lesbian thing was told to the whol school.
Brittany: Also, I heard that Blaine and Kurt had sex, and I was thinking about that girl in a movie I watched where the gay guy Lost his control and raped the girl. I didn't want to end up like that, so...
Tina (shocked): I was just about to--
Mercedes: Tina, I think toi should go.
(Tina walks out of the room, leaving everyone else with the conversation.)
Rachel: Please don't try to get on us, Mercedes. We honestly didn't do anything. I swear.
Finn: Me too.
Rory: In honor of the Irish, New Directions have all my support.
Santana: Hey, kid, beat it.
Rory (confused): Beat what?
Santana: Leave.
Mercedes: Don't be mean.
Santana: It was probably him who got my secret out. I've always hated you, kid. But toi really crossed me.
Rory: No, I didn't--
Finn: Back off him.
Puck: toi Troubletones are lame. If toi can't trust us, then we're outta here.
Artie: I always thought of toi guys as friends, but now you're officially not anymore.
Quinn: Well, I'm gonna go. I have to call Child Protective Services again. The last time I did, someone was watching 'Jersey Shore', and I couldn't get a hold of them.
(All of New Directions left the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones par themselves.)
Mercedes (to Santana and Brittany): Do toi think they're lying?
Santana and Brittany: Hell yes.
Mercedes (surpised): Damn you, Brittana.
Well, that's Chapter Seven. How do toi like it?
Here's the link for Chapter Six!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Eight!!!
Mercedes's Thoughts: I am so glad that I left those crazy New Directions. People like Rachel were getting on my nerves, taking all of the lead solos. I know I'm a star. I'm Beyonce--and I'm gonna say it again--I ain't no Kelly Rowland!
(Just then, Mercedes saw Santana walk down the hall, still upset from the other day.)
Mercedes: Girl, toi look like you're on suicide risk.
Santana: It's obvious, I am.
Mercedes: Why?
Santana: Someone, I don't know who it is, told my secret about me in l’amour with Brittany. And when I find out who it is, I'm gonna go Lima Heights Adjacent on their ass.
Mercedes: Can I ask a real quick question, though?
Santana: Spill it.
Mercedes: What the hell is Lima Heights Adjacent?
(Silence.)
Santana: I've told everyone at this school 100 times. It's where I was raised.
Mercedes: Well, yeah, but what does that have to do with your situation?
(Silence.)
Santana: Forget you. I'm just gonna go to class.
(Santana went to her suivant class, hearing chuckles from students surrounding her. Mercedes felt really bad for her...and then had a sudden thought.)
Mercedes's Thoughts: New Directions.
(Later on in the day, the Troubletones were onstage in the auditorium, practicing a new song. All of the New Directions members walked on the stage.)
Finn: What do toi want us for?
Kurt: I was working on my campaign, and I got a call from Mercedes.
Tina: Mike and I were practicing some dance moves in the dance room.
(Silence.)
Artie: Who gave this girl lines?
Quinn (confused): Yeah, and how the hell did I end up back in New Directions? And where's my Skank outfit?
(Silence.)
Puck: toi basically bitched yourself back the other day.
Quinn (confused): Huh?
Santana (folding her arms): One of toi jerk heads spilled my secret, and I wanna find out who so I can shove a pole in your throat.
Rachel (to Finn): Tell me it's not you, Finn.
Finn: It wasn't.
Rachel: Well, don't toi remember when Santana shoved that new Irish kid into his locker? And then when toi were defending him, she called toi a whole bunch of names and insulted you.
Finn: Yeah, but I didn't tell her secret.
Irish kid (assuring Rachel): I didn't, either, but I wanted to.
(Silence.)
Finn: Really, Rory?
Rory: She treated the both of us terribly, Finn Hudson. My uncle would kick her to Kingdom Come.
(Silence.)
Santana: Um, what the hell did toi say?
Mercedes: Just forget it. We're still trying to find out who did this to Santana.
Puck: We don't know.
Tina: Can I ask toi guys something?
Quinn: toi want another line in this?
Tina: Yeah, but--
Rachel: That would be a bad idea, Tina, especially now.
Tina: But I wanna know why Brittany--
Mercedes: Shut it, vampire.
(Tina makes a disappointed, embarrassed face as she sinks her head.)
Artie (raises his hand): Guys, why is Brittany on your side?
Mercedes: I felt that she needs girl power to help support her in the presidential election, especially since the whole Santana-being-a-lesbian thing was told to the whol school.
Brittany: Also, I heard that Blaine and Kurt had sex, and I was thinking about that girl in a movie I watched where the gay guy Lost his control and raped the girl. I didn't want to end up like that, so...
Tina (shocked): I was just about to--
Mercedes: Tina, I think toi should go.
(Tina walks out of the room, leaving everyone else with the conversation.)
Rachel: Please don't try to get on us, Mercedes. We honestly didn't do anything. I swear.
Finn: Me too.
Rory: In honor of the Irish, New Directions have all my support.
Santana: Hey, kid, beat it.
Rory (confused): Beat what?
Santana: Leave.
Mercedes: Don't be mean.
Santana: It was probably him who got my secret out. I've always hated you, kid. But toi really crossed me.
Rory: No, I didn't--
Finn: Back off him.
Puck: toi Troubletones are lame. If toi can't trust us, then we're outta here.
Artie: I always thought of toi guys as friends, but now you're officially not anymore.
Quinn: Well, I'm gonna go. I have to call Child Protective Services again. The last time I did, someone was watching 'Jersey Shore', and I couldn't get a hold of them.
(All of New Directions left the auditorium, leaving the Troubletones par themselves.)
Mercedes (to Santana and Brittany): Do toi think they're lying?
Santana and Brittany: Hell yes.
Mercedes (surpised): Damn you, Brittana.
Well, that's Chapter Seven. How do toi like it?
Here's the link for Chapter Six!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Eight!!!
To tell toi the truth, this article is not about Chicken Noodle Soup. Well, I know your dissapointed, but it was really just to catch the reader's eye (which obviously it did for you). Anyways, lets déplacer onto the first part of my title, DRAMAA!!!
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this montrer really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family l’amour going on here! Now, not saying im not a Glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their fan site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your commentaires down below, i can't wait to here what toi think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn lama :)
Is it going too far???
So many twists, so many relationships, is this montrer really what it used to be? A sweet, unpopular girl trying to live out her dreams as a singer??? Where is the family l’amour going on here! Now, not saying im not a Glee fan, because of course I am (i joined their fan site duhh) but just making an observation here. I know its to keep it interesting, and of course it does, but is it really just too much???
post your commentaires down below, i can't wait to here what toi think!!!
luv always,
the unicorn lama :)
This is my ultimate liste of dream Beatles covers for the Glee cast! Keyword: dream.
Across the Universe - Jesse
All toi Need Is l’amour - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me l’amour - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good jour Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want toi (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn jouer la comédie as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
fraise Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will
Across the Universe - Jesse
All toi Need Is l’amour - New Directions with solos for everybody, like Like A Prayer
Can't Buy Me l’amour - Puck and Artie
Come Together - Artie
Fixing A Hole - Will
Get Back - Boys of ND. Except Finn.
Girl - Artie
Good jour Sunshine - Artie
Helter Skelter - Mercedes
Here Comes the Sun - ND with Rachel and Artie on lead
I Want To Hold Your Hand - Artie and Santana
I Want toi (She's So Heavy) - Puck and Artie
Let It Be - Rachel
Lovely Rita - Jesse, Artie, and Puck
Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds - Jesse and Rachel
Maxwell's Silver Hammer - New Directions with Finn jouer la comédie as the people Max hits with his hammer.
Obladi Oblada - New Directions with Rachel and Artie on lead Oh! Darling - Will & the ND boys minus Finn
Something - Artie
fraise Fields Forever - Rachel and Puck
Ticket To Ride - Will