Imma Firin Mah Lazar
“Once upon a time… wtf is this? Why would toi want to hear such a stupid story?” Lust flung the picture book at Wrath. “Ow! Ok ok Lust, toi don’t have to be so mean, I thought I was Wrath!” Wrath growled. “Hey guys guess what!?” Envy shouted. “What?” asked Lust hopping of Gluttony (whom she was using as a chair). “I found this odd tv channel humans watch!” Envy exclaimed. “Fascinating.” Lust looked unfazed par Envy’s amazing discovery. “Come take a look.” Greed shouted from in the other room. Lust sat in front of the tv. “Gluttony, get over here! toi know I hate sitting on the floor!” “Ok Lust.” Gluttony a dit and lumbered his way over to Lust. “The people in this montrer sure sing a lot.” Sloth observed. “That’s because it’s the musique channel.” Pride pointed out. “Shut up, the song is coming on!” Envy barked. “Who is Lady Gaga?” Lust asked “I don’t know, she reminds me of toi though.” Greed remarked. At first Lust seemed to hate this Gaga woman, but as the song played on it struck Lust; “Oh my God, this woman is brilliant!” she remarked at the sight of Lady Gaga’s lazar bra! “What is?” Envy asked. “That lazar bra!” Lust shouted. “No Lust. That’s just stupid.” Envy insisted. Lust ignored him and bought one anyhow. “Are toi kidding me?” Envy asked at the sight of Lust wearing a lazar bra “You look stupid.” He did a small facepalm. Lust frowned, clearly unhappy about Envy’s disproval. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust shrieked and blasted Envy with her new bra. “Damn it Lust!” Envy shouted. “Whoa.’ Wrath gasped “The power level of that bra… it’s over 9000!!” “Wait, what?” Envy asked. “I don’t know, I heard Greed say it.” Wrath answered. “Greed has some issues.” Envy sighed. “And Lust… she has even bigger ones.” “That’s what he said!” Sloth screamed and dashed across the room. “Lust, what are toi doing?!” Envy asked at the sight of Lust leaning over the table, tableau firing her lazar. “Making pain grillé with mah lazar! It’s like sooo much funer then using a toaster.” Lust informed him as she continued heating her toast. “Awww, I burnt it.” Lust whined. “There is something very wrong with you, Lust.” Envy frowned. “Imma firin mah-” Lust started. “I don’t think so!” Envy growled. Before Lust could feu her lazar again, Envy left the room.
“Once upon a time… wtf is this? Why would toi want to hear such a stupid story?” Lust flung the picture book at Wrath. “Ow! Ok ok Lust, toi don’t have to be so mean, I thought I was Wrath!” Wrath growled. “Hey guys guess what!?” Envy shouted. “What?” asked Lust hopping of Gluttony (whom she was using as a chair). “I found this odd tv channel humans watch!” Envy exclaimed. “Fascinating.” Lust looked unfazed par Envy’s amazing discovery. “Come take a look.” Greed shouted from in the other room. Lust sat in front of the tv. “Gluttony, get over here! toi know I hate sitting on the floor!” “Ok Lust.” Gluttony a dit and lumbered his way over to Lust. “The people in this montrer sure sing a lot.” Sloth observed. “That’s because it’s the musique channel.” Pride pointed out. “Shut up, the song is coming on!” Envy barked. “Who is Lady Gaga?” Lust asked “I don’t know, she reminds me of toi though.” Greed remarked. At first Lust seemed to hate this Gaga woman, but as the song played on it struck Lust; “Oh my God, this woman is brilliant!” she remarked at the sight of Lady Gaga’s lazar bra! “What is?” Envy asked. “That lazar bra!” Lust shouted. “No Lust. That’s just stupid.” Envy insisted. Lust ignored him and bought one anyhow. “Are toi kidding me?” Envy asked at the sight of Lust wearing a lazar bra “You look stupid.” He did a small facepalm. Lust frowned, clearly unhappy about Envy’s disproval. “Imma firin mah lazar!” Lust shrieked and blasted Envy with her new bra. “Damn it Lust!” Envy shouted. “Whoa.’ Wrath gasped “The power level of that bra… it’s over 9000!!” “Wait, what?” Envy asked. “I don’t know, I heard Greed say it.” Wrath answered. “Greed has some issues.” Envy sighed. “And Lust… she has even bigger ones.” “That’s what he said!” Sloth screamed and dashed across the room. “Lust, what are toi doing?!” Envy asked at the sight of Lust leaning over the table, tableau firing her lazar. “Making pain grillé with mah lazar! It’s like sooo much funer then using a toaster.” Lust informed him as she continued heating her toast. “Awww, I burnt it.” Lust whined. “There is something very wrong with you, Lust.” Envy frowned. “Imma firin mah-” Lust started. “I don’t think so!” Envy growled. Before Lust could feu her lazar again, Envy left the room.