(It's Saturday. Around eleven. Monica walks into her apartment. She closes the door very slowly and quietly. She expects Chandler to be sleeping cause it's his jour off. She takes off her manteau and walks into their bedroom. He is indeed asleep. Yet snoring very loudly. She walks over to his side and kisses him on the forehead saying: )

Monica: Morning sweetie.

(Chandler then comes to, smiles half awake, mumbles speaking gibberish, and goes back to sleep snoring. Monica just rolls eyes. She then goes to the window and opens up the drapes and the sun shines on Chandler's face waking him up.)

Chandler:...