posted by PoooBoo
We were at the Hot Sundee bateau Party and I remember we jumped into the water, as I now have a killer fucking cold and my trainers smell like (as Cook so eloquently put it) a sirènes downstairs surprise. Then it gets a bit hazy but I remember we got out of the water and I lent toi my cardigan. We must of got a kebab after that as I have Chili sauce down my T-shirt and JJ is farting like a bulldog, which he only does after a humus and pita. Anyway after the kebab I don’t remember very much. Again, sorry, but a bottle of vodka, six sambooka’s and a couple of pills really does fuck with a man’s memory. I woke up in all my clothes (apart from the cardigan) and a miniature cowboy hat which Cook claims I got when I made l’amour to a furet dressed as Clint Eastwood (that Acid was strong).
So if toi were the girl I really need that cardigan back, cos, well it wasn’t mine. It belonged to a friend of mine. plus than a friend. She left it at… Well I just really need it back. So if toi were that girl could toi please message me and let me know.
P.S. JJ says one of your Friends gave him their number but it doesn’t seem to be working. He thinks she must have messed it up par accident (I know) so could toi send that along with the cardigan...