Next Previous

chargement Screens With Extra Sarcasm

added by glelsey

Source: Steam user Demon Janitor

A Skyrim mod where the text on the chargement screens has been rewritten.

photo

skyrim

elder scrolls

elder scrolls v

lswes

chargement screens with extra sarcasm

skyrim mods

toi have got to read this bullsh*t!(It's hilarious)

posted by Nicolicious

What is Skyrim?
If toi are a responsible parent, then the world of MMORPG first person shooters should be something of a foreign language to you. In games like Skyrim, players are teleported to far away lands that are cream filled with demonic spell crafting, violent shirtless blood shed and exposed not only Satanic critters, but bombarded with gay under tones of fecal fornication.

In the land of Skyrim, the player starts off as a captured terrorist, who has been caught plotting to destroy the golden empire par using dragons. Before the player gets to take control of his avatar, they are asked...

**•Skyrim Character Builds•** #1 *~Introduction & Summary~*

posted by zylice

Hello Dovahkiins! I'm Zylice and I will be écriture article-guides about some of the different character builds in Skyrim! I have a liste below of some of the classes & builds I'll be écriture guides for. When they're published, they may not be organised par order of submission. That is why I will name each one with: #1, #2, #3 etc. It does not matter which order toi read them. Just have a look at the archetypes that interest toi and/or read them in order of submission if toi wish! *^_^*

#NOTE: These are NOT "roleplaying" guides, these are simply "power-levelling guides." If toi want to ignore...

Skyrim Review!

posted by zylice

Wow. This game. Where do I start?!
Well, a short summary of Skyrim would be: Massive, Immersive, Addictive, Full of quality content, involving, can be as easy ou as challenging as toi like, gritty, realistic (for fantasy), magical, full of exploration and discovery. Is there a of how many commas I can use because oh boy, I could just keep going & going.

Here is the true review:
Skyrim is the ultimate fantaisie RPG and is arguably the best Role-playing game ever. It may have a few flaws, bugs & glitches, but the large (and I mean LARGE) majority of the game is truly breath-taking!...

1

Belief in Mother: Part Four

posted by Tawnyjay

We spent the suivant two days and nights traveling. loups attacked us. We ran into a thief, who Fenia sent away with a few bad burns. I felt angry I had missed the fight (I had been sleeping), but Fenia just a dit that I would have plenty plus where I was going.
When I finally saw the stables, I was ecstatic. I shrieked with glee, and hugged Fenia. “We’ve made it,” she whispered tiredly.
I made my way to a small house, and knocked quietly. There was a brief pause, and then a yawning woman appeared. “More travelers?” she sighed.
“I’m sorry to trouble you, miss.” Fenia stepped up...

4

How the Content Works

posted by vagos

The central story of the game -- the unwelcome return of the fearsome dragons -- is told in the main quest. As the main character, you're free to déplacer this quest vers l'avant, vers l’avant at any pace toi like. Feel like developing your education with the mage guild for a dozen hours ou so? No problem. ou is it time to indulge in some stealthy assassinations? The main quest will be waiting for toi when toi are ready.

This system really makes toi feel that toi are in control of your global, ensemble experience in the world of Skyrim. It also gives toi meaningful chances to actually role-play, as many of the quests have serious moral and political choices to make.

toi also don't have to go it alone. There are many recruitable characters in the game who can help toi on your adventures.

4

On to Skyrim

posted by vagos

The big question we RPG nerds have been wondering about -- Would the suivant chapter of the series be an improvement ou a step backward? -- has finally been answered. The good news is that Skyrim feels like a distillation of everything Bethesda has learned from the earlier games, not to mention their experience with Fallout 3.

First of all, the setting: each Elder Scrolls game has taken place on a different province of the continent of Tamriel. Skyrim is the northernmost province, and its a wild, rough, cold and mountainous place. Its two hundred years after The Oblivion Crisis that toi took care...

1

Skyrim Confessions

added by pumpkinqueen

Source: tumblr

Skyrim Mage Tips!

posted by zylice

Skyrim Mage Tips!

Mage: A Magical Character

Weapons: Staffs, Daggers, Blades

Apparel: Robes, Light Armour, Clothes, Il était une fois Jewellery, Circlets, Dragon Preist Masks.

Useful Potions: Fortify Enchanting, Poisons, Fortify Light Armour, Resist Magic (All), Fortify Alchemy, Fortify One Handed, (Restore Magika, Stamina and Health for all types of characters.)

Useful Enchantments: Fortify Magic, Fortify Light Armour, Magic Resistance (All), Fortify Alchemy, Fortify Magic (All).

Useful Spells: (All)

Useful Shouts: (All)

plus Tips: Mages are great alchemists. They also enchant jewellery, weapons and apparel. Many mages live at 'Winterhold' and 'Markarth.' They are best suited for dungeon crawling and general combat (especially against tougher foes.) toi can use bows, arrows and daggers/blades/swords as a back up. (Improve weapons and apparel at forges.)

My Skyrim Rules!

posted by zylice

My Skyrim Rules!

Looking for a deeper Skyrim experience? Here are some rules that can improve your role-playing experience.

questions can help deepen your experience when you're not busy completing quests. Is there a particular race ou type of person that your character doesn't particularly like? Does your character have any weird habits like only eating raw meat ou traveling only at night? Are they religious? Do toi place offerings at the shrines? Do they have a tendency to overindulge in drink ou sweetrolls? Do they collect skulls ou pottery? There are literally hundreds of questions that...

**•Skyrim Character Builds•** #3- *~Classic Warrior~*

posted by zylice

**•Classic Warrior Build Tips!•**

#Combat:
•You need a weapon in one hand such as a: Sword, Axe ou Mace with a shield in the other. toi can either do a "shield-bash" ou a "power attack" to stagger your opponent whilst making time for toi to effectively slice them up. toi could also use a bow for taking out enemies at a distance, then switching back to your shield & melee weapon of choice as they approach you. If toi want to deal double damage, dual-wielding is a great option! It's really effective with groups of enemies (especially with the perks: "Dual Flurry" & "Dual Savagery")...

Land of Winter par isriana

added by ThePrincesTale

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/isriana

Taking A Rest par 1Rich1

added by ThePrincesTale

Source: https://www.deviantart.com/1rich1

image

added by brotherhood1992

Skyrim Role-Playing Guide

posted by zylice

In this topic, everyone can share their ideas of what makes role-playing fun for them and explain the things that they do. I have made a liste of some of the things that I do which have been inspired par pages that I will leave liens to at the bottom.

#NOTE#
If you're a PC player, please leave some mod suggestions that can help increase people's immersion! :)
(I will suggest some mods below my own 'rules.')

Here are some of my ideas:

- Only make choices and do whatever your character would do. (#•Stay in character no matter what toi would do.•#)

- Make a journal to record the major happenings,...

4

skyrim

added by vagos

Source: Me

5

Skyrim

added by vagos

4

But...

posted by vagos

Alas, all is not perfect in the northern mountains. This is an Elder Scrolls game, after all, which means it's got its share of bugs and other problems.

The bugs toi encounter will depend on your luck and what system toi play the game on. But they include such things as invisible armor pieces, dragons flying backwards, quests that wont leave your quest log even when completed, and quest items toi can never remove from your inventory.

The worst bug I encountered was a glitch that kept me from progressing in the Thieves Guild quest line. This was a shame, as it was an interesting story; and the...

3

Shout it From the Rooftops!

posted by vagos

The real power held par the dragons of Skyrim are in their voices. As a Dragonborn, one of the most interesting activities you'll engage in is discovering, learning and equipping various dragon shouts. Ancient words of power, toi discover these par lire runes scattered all around the world of Skyrim -- most of them in difficult-to-reach places such as the end of a challenging dungeon. The shouts give toi various abilities: to push back and stun enemies; to breath feu ou ice; to knock dragons out of the sky; even to slow down time. Each dragon shout has three components that must be found...

**•How To Make Skyrim Run Better On PS3•**

posted by zylice

**•How To Make Skyrim Run Better On PS3!•**

Tired of the game-breaking lag with your 20meg Skyrim save files? Here is a guide to help prevent these issues:

1) "Deleting Excess Save Files"

•Go to "Save Data Utility" on the XMB & check how many Skyrim saves toi have. If toi have plus then three, supprimer them. toi must only have three saves maximum. Also make sure to supprimer any "Auto-Saves."

2) "Freeing Up HDD Space"

•Check how many GBs toi have left on your console. Go to "Settings," "System Setting" & then open "System Information." It will montrer toi how many GBs toi have used and...

**•Skyrim Character Builds•** #2- ~*BATTLEMAGE*~

posted by zylice

**•Battlemage Build Tips!**

#Combat:
•Use a one-handed weapon (Sword/Axe/Mace) and a DEFENSIVE spell in the other for mid-range combat. (Use frost against warriors & shock/lightning against mages.) This is because the weapon deals enough "offensive" damage, while the "defensive" spell weakens enemies, giving toi time to attack. When the enemy is affected par the spell toi just cast, run up and smash them up with your weapon. When you're out of stamina, just switch back to your magic. Repeat this until your foe is defeated. If toi do have plenty of stamina, just do a power attack if they're...