Jacob: I l’amour her *pulls her arm*
Edward:but I l’amour her plus *pulls her arm harder*
Bella:ow that hurts ya know. *winces*
Edward and jacob: SHUT UP BITCH!
Bella:well ya know what If youz are gonnae be like this then a dinnae want tae be wae either ae ye so FUCK OFF!
Edward: I am soo sorry bella please forgive me... if yoo don't a wull go tae the volturi and ask to die.
Bella: I am gonnae claque, smack seven shades of shit out of toi toi sonovabitch- your dead toi hear me dead.
Jacob: bella wanna go have sex? toi are one fiiiiine peice of ass.
Bella yeah okay. *edward drops her arm like he has been tasered*
Edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i AM GONNE TAE THE VOLTURI AND ASKIN TAE DIE THEN I WON'T TAINT YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE WITH THE DOG ANYMORE. *runs away sobbing goes to the volturi asks to die it doesnt work he goes on a killing spree through the city of volterra and eventually gets ripped to shreds and burned.
Edward *while burning*:I died a one hundred and nine an old virgin oh the horror thee shhhaammee bella I lovee toi always did and now youv killt me ya hoe. *dies shreikein*
Edward:but I l’amour her plus *pulls her arm harder*
Bella:ow that hurts ya know. *winces*
Edward and jacob: SHUT UP BITCH!
Bella:well ya know what If youz are gonnae be like this then a dinnae want tae be wae either ae ye so FUCK OFF!
Edward: I am soo sorry bella please forgive me... if yoo don't a wull go tae the volturi and ask to die.
Bella: I am gonnae claque, smack seven shades of shit out of toi toi sonovabitch- your dead toi hear me dead.
Jacob: bella wanna go have sex? toi are one fiiiiine peice of ass.
Bella yeah okay. *edward drops her arm like he has been tasered*
Edward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! i AM GONNE TAE THE VOLTURI AND ASKIN TAE DIE THEN I WON'T TAINT YOUR PRECIOUS LIFE WITH THE DOG ANYMORE. *runs away sobbing goes to the volturi asks to die it doesnt work he goes on a killing spree through the city of volterra and eventually gets ripped to shreds and burned.
Edward *while burning*:I died a one hundred and nine an old virgin oh the horror thee shhhaammee bella I lovee toi always did and now youv killt me ya hoe. *dies shreikein*
I haven't seen the movie yet sadly...im waiting to go with my friend but she hasn't been able to go...so I want to hear toi commentaires but PLEASE do not say anything that will spoil the movie for me ou anyone else that have not seen it yet.:]]
I heard good and bad things...
Good:
It was AMAZING! that is pretty much it ahah but I did mostly hear good things I think I only heard like two people say some bad things...
I heard that they did a really good job with making the movie pretyy much like the book
Bad:
I heard that there was bad acting...like Rob and Kristen overreacted on some scenes...
Also i heard they took out some parts...
I heard good and bad things...
Good:
It was AMAZING! that is pretty much it ahah but I did mostly hear good things I think I only heard like two people say some bad things...
I heard that they did a really good job with making the movie pretyy much like the book
Bad:
I heard that there was bad acting...like Rob and Kristen overreacted on some scenes...
Also i heard they took out some parts...