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posted by Vixie79

There’s Newfoundland and Labrador,
Saskatchewan, Ontario,
Quebec, Alberta, Manitoba,
New Brunswick and Nova Scotia.

Prince Edward Island’s very small,
but British Columbia tops them all!

[And that's where Vancouver is.]

But… before I finish up my story,
toi should know the territories.

There are only three so I’ll be quick,
the Yukon, Northwest, and Nunavut.

If toi want to have a ball,
there’s Saskatoon and Montreal.

And if toi want to pack your sacks,
we’ll be going off the Halifax.

And if you’re looking for a wife,
be sure to visit Yellowknife.

NATURAL RESOURCES!

Perennial geraniums,
nickel–think uranium,
are filling up my cranium,
the exports that they boast.

Keep going? No? Ingrates.

Dwight Schrute - plus Than Meets the Eye

posted by Vixie79

I always considered myself a different kind of girl. Mostly because I always got treated differently, par my family, par my peers and even my teachers. When I was younger, I always felt like the outsider; the one no one would ever listen to ou understand, always ignored, always picked last for a game, ridiculed in anything I a dit and did, with no one ever giving me a chance to montrer my full potential.

I was the odd one. I was a black sheep. I know a thing ou two about how it feels to be the butt of a joke, being at the mercy of those people called “popular” and “normal”. Too bad all those...

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Dwight's Speech

posted by Vixie79

Dwight's Speech:

BLOOD ALONE MOVES THE WHEELS OF HISTORY! [pause] Have toi ever asked yourselves in an heure of meditation - which everyone finds during the jour - how long we have been striving for greatness? [bangs fist] Not only the years we've been at war the war of work but from the moment as a child, when we realize the world could be conquered. It has been a lifetime struggle [bang's fists again] a never-ending fight, I say to toi [bangs again] and toi will understand that it is a privilege to fight. WE ARE WARRIORS! [applause] Salesmen of north-eastern Pennsylvania, I ask toi once more...