Princess pois, pea was not your ordinary princess. She was not sweet. She was not all that graceful. In fact, her own royal subjects really couldn't stand her. toi see, the thing toi have to understand about pois, pea was that she didn't know she was obnoxious. She considered it helpful on her part to ask her royal advisor if he's ever considered going on a diet. She thought she was being considerate to imply that the visiting duchess smelled like a sweaty armpit in July. Quite truthfully, Princess pois, pea had never known a world where people told her she couldn't do something. Everyone always seemed to sit back and enable her spoiled, rude ways. One day, she realized the truth...
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare toi call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have toi sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think toi quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are toi out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! toi have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here par sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, pois, pea ran. She ran with nothing but a manteau on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. suivant to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never a dit she was a coward! pois, pea ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her par her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. ou rather someone. pois, pea and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. pois, pea picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't toi going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But toi don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, par the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl a dit rather freakishly turning cheerful when two secondes il y a she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do toi do?"
"How do I do?" pois, pea was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. toi know what will make toi feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" pois, pea tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would toi mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! toi must be jouer la comédie out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug pois, pea who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" pois, pea shouted. "Are toi nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to toi and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
pois, pea kept walking through the woods for an heure ou so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from accueil but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.
(End Of Part 1)
"Nobody likes you, Pea!" screamed Annalynne. "You're arrogant, snotty and quite frankly, a royal bitch!"
"How dare toi call me such things, Mother!" retorted Pea, while placing her favourite jeweled tiara on her blonde head. "I ought to have toi sentenced to life in the dungeon like I did with Father!"
"I don't think toi quite understand, Sweet Pea...this is it. You're being exiled."
"Ha!"
"No, I'm serious."
"Exiled? Are toi out of your mind?" cried Pea. "I'm a princess and princesses just don't get exiled. It's in the princess handbook. Page 539."
"Pea, there's no such book! toi have until tonight to be gone. If you're still here par sunrise, I'm afraid you'll have to be executed."
So, with that, pois, pea ran. She ran with nothing but a manteau on her back and her favourite tiara. She reached a forest that seemed really dark and creepy. suivant to it was a nice clear path. She went into the creepy woods. Hey, I never a dit she was a coward! pois, pea ran through the dark woods, screaming horrifically as several of the trees had faces and branches caught her par her cloak. Suddenly she bumped into something. ou rather someone. pois, pea and the girl she ran into fell to the ground. pois, pea picked herself up and brushed the dirt of her dress and looked down at the girl. She was crying in a heap on the dirt...she had short black curls and a red bow in her hair.
"Hello? Aren't toi going to apologize for running into me?" demanded Pea.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I didn't mean to bump into you. But toi don't know what I've been through."
"I bet it's nothing compared to my night. I'm Princess Pea, par the way."
"I'm Snow White, I'm a princess as well," the girl a dit rather freakishly turning cheerful when two secondes il y a she'd been blubbering like a fool. "How do toi do?"
"How do I do?" pois, pea was astonished. "Well, I've been exiled from my own kingdom and told that if I ever return I'll be executed...so to be honest, I wanna slap someone!"
"Oh dear! And to think I was feeling sorry for myself. toi know what will make toi feel better?" asked Snow White. "A smile and a song!"
Snow White began to sing: "With a smile and a song, life is just a bright sunny day, your cares fade away..."
"Excuse me?" pois, pea tapped the girl on the shoulder. "Would toi mind, oh I don't know...SHUTTING YOUR PIEHOLE FOR A MINUTE?"
"Oh goodness me! toi must be jouer la comédie out like this out of sadness...you poor dear!" Snow White attempted to hug pois, pea who immediately rejected her sweetness.
"What's wrong with you, girlie?" pois, pea shouted. "Are toi nuts? I've just been incredibly bitchy to toi and your comeback is trying to hug me! Geez...I'm outta here!"
pois, pea kept walking through the woods for an heure ou so, determined to find a new home. Finally, she spotted a little cottage in the woods. There were seven creepy little dweebs hanging outside the front of it so she decided she'd best avoid that place. Pea's feet began to ache and finally the sun set. She was far from accueil but hoped that soon she'd find a place to rest.
(End Of Part 1)
On August 21, 2008, Disney Character Warehouse - AMS will be opening it's door at 10am. They have a dit that they will have lot's of new and exciting merchandise. The location is 14078 E. Firestone Blvd., Sante Fe Springs, CA.
Merchandise up to 80% off the ticketed price. We are also looking for retail experience team members so if toi are interested for seasonal job, please contact me at ams-liquidation.com.
otherwise come see me at the location on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 from 11am to 4pm. Ask for Jim.
Why pay high prices, come to our Grand Opening August 20, 2009 at 10am.
Merchandise up to 80% off the ticketed price. We are also looking for retail experience team members so if toi are interested for seasonal job, please contact me at ams-liquidation.com.
otherwise come see me at the location on Tuesday, August 18, 2009 from 11am to 4pm. Ask for Jim.
Why pay high prices, come to our Grand Opening August 20, 2009 at 10am.