"like many of her school friends, Ashley was captivated enough par the strange occult doings at the Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft And Wizardry to pursue the Left-Hand Path"
Countries par rank on the Infant Mortality scale for 2007. This scale is the highest indicator of quality of healthcare, along with Life Expectancy rates.
I just got this idea while I was delivering the newspaper (yes, I'm the local paperboy :P) and it was like if there was a Muse right suivant to me. I just saw the article in my head and this only took me 20 minutes.