Me, Myself, and I

By Rita Skeeter

Exclusive interview with notorious Death Eater Bellatrix Lestrange

Here I am, sitting in the private dungeon of the notorious Bellatrix Lestrange, most feared follower of the Dark Lord, and having a completely normal interview. Read on to see if there’s plus to Bellatrix than just madness and a nasty reputation!

RS: Hello!

BL: *growls*

RS: Do toi mind if I use a quick-quotes quill?

BL: What’s that?

*fingers wand handle threateningly*

RS: Oh, nothing, erm, moving on…Can I call toi Bella?

BL: No.

RS: How would toi describe your relationship with the man known as...