salut guys, this is just a little something I would l’amour to see happen in S5. Hope toi like it.
"Honey, I'm home." I say as I walk through the door chuckling. Sigh I amuse myself. Hmmmm no Elena jumping into my arms? My mind begins going into overdrive, what could have happened to my little danger magnent? What fresh hell could be causing chaos to my otherwise blissfilled summer oh my God Zombies! It has to be what else could be left in the Supernatural realm for us to deal with? I begin making a check liste of things we will need bats, shotguns, good tennis shoes...
"Caroline, please stop trying to make me regret my decision. I didn't choose to fall in l’amour Damon, it just happened and I am the happiest I've been in my entire life. You're my best friend I need toi to start jouer la comédie like it!" Click. That's what I heard followed par sobs, my Elena's tears. I am not one to loose control, infact I seem to have it down to an artform. I should teach Vamp 101 at Elena's college suivant fall what with all sparkling vampire craze out there I'd have the most populaire class around. Of course it wouldn't hurt that the professor of a dit class makes the statue of David look like a grotesque slob. But Elena's tears? Makes me want to go on a murderous rampage that would put Stefan's ripper phase to shame.
"Fucking Caroline." I blur to our bedroom where I find Elena standing with her back to me trying to dry her eyes. I smile at how she still forgets that I could her her sniffles from downstairs. I walk up behind her and slide my arms around her waist pulling her against. She is wearing one of my shirts, the grey one I wore when I promised my Warrior Princess I wouldn't let anyone hurt her. I'll let toi in on a little something ladies. I know what Victoria's secret really is, her secret is (brace yourselves) is that she is scamming toi out of your hard earned dollars because there is no lanière, thong ou lingere that can compare to seeing your girl walking around in one of your shirts mmnnph. I place a gentle Kiss on her temple and gently sway her back and forth.
"You ok beautiful?" I ask as she turns around in my arms and buries her face in my chest. She nods her head and lets out a sigh dripping with meloncholy. I know that sigh. I hate that sigh. That sigh is going to make me do things Damon Salvatore doesn't like to do. I can feel a tightness in my chest, bile rising up in my throat, I am starting feel clamy, thank God I don't need to breathe because I'm pretty sure I would need to be breathing into a paper bag right now. But I tell myself to pull it together because my girl is unhappy and I'm pretty sure I know how to fix it. I am going to have to (que suspensful music) apologize to Caroline Forbes. Fuck my life.
Elena and I don't lie to each other, in fact we can be pretty brutal at times but that's one of the reasons why we work. Which is why I had to choose my words very carefully as to why I am making my way over to the Forbes residence instead of making my way through my lit sheets with Elena. Why not just tell Elena I'm going to apo....apolo...argh I hate that word, well because, I'm me and I'm not gonna change.
I knock on the door, I begin a mantra of "You're doing this for Elena, You're doing this for Ele.." in my head.
" EECK. What are toi doing here?" God I swear Caroline's voice could used as a weapon of mass destruction ou forget water boarding just have the terrorists listen to Caroline give her opinion on which brand of lip gloss makes her lips plump better.
"I think toi and I need to have a long over due talk. May I come in?" She gives me a look that if I weren't a 170 an old vampire would have me questioning the logic of this idea but she reluctantly nods her head opening the door to allow me in. I take a siège on thr canapé in her living room as she sits in a chair across from me. This is so awkward, I don't do awkward. Get this over with Salvatore.
"I have some things to say and I would appreciate it if toi would allow me to get it all out before toi unleash on me ok? I mean we both l’amour Elena and this has to happen for her sake." Caroline is looking at me like I just sprouted wings (haha if she only knew). "When I came back to this town my emotions were a bit all over the place, one could say my humanity was off. As toi may be aware of my brother and I have a little sibbling rivalry going on." Caroline snorts and leans back in her chair. "My father and I didn't have the best relationship he put me down constantly, he compared me to Stefan, when I was deemed to have been bad he would....well, that's not important. What I'm trying to say is that I have always felt seconde best in my life. I knew toi wanted to be with Stefan but he shot toi down because of Elena. I also knew once toi figured out who I was that toi only wanted to be with me to compete with Elena but again I was the seconde choice and I figured since toi were using me that I would beat toi at your own game. Plus toi were different back then, much plus annoying then toi are now." I see Carolines nostrils flare. Oops I guess I need plus practice at this apology crap. "I'm plus of an actions speak louder then words kinda guy. So I figured when I saved toi from a pack of werewolves, convinced your mom to give toi a chance after toi turned, got bitten par Tyler protecting you, NOT killing Tyler for biting, and not killing your mom after she tried to kill me that toi would get it. But I guess since you're a girl and all that men are from Mars stuff..What I'm trying to say is that I'm sorry for the way I treated you, it was wrong and I regret it. I am not expecting toi and I to go shoe shopping and eat La Reine des Neiges yogurt together but I hope we can at least be civil for Elena's sake. I l’amour her Caroline and nothing is going to stop that so as long as she's willing to have me I'm gonna be around. You're making her feel like crap. I know you're looking out for her what with my spotty record and all but I am telling toi that Elena is everything that has been missing in my life. toi have no idea how badly I want to be right for her ou how determined I am to make her as happy as she has made me. Plus toi are being hypocritical when toi want to flirt with Klause who is one, has done way plus evil crap then me and two, is way less better looking then me. He killed Elena, Caroline. And toi know damn well that if toi walked into the Grille tomorrow and told Elena that toi decided to be with Klause that she wouldn't hold it against toi and she would be happy for toi because Elena is annoyingly saint like. So stop making her cry, she's done enough of that these past two years."
I get up to leave. Holy shit I got through it. High five Salvatore, I think a quick stop to the Grille is in order. I turn the door knob opening the door when Caroline's wprds stop me.
"I didn't start dating toi because I had to compete with Elena. I chose toi to make Elena jealous." Hmmmmm ok color intriged. I turn around to face Caroline with a quizzical look on my face. "That jour she met you, when toi kissed her hand. Well she wouldn't shut up about it ou you. I know Elena, she was so into toi but she had already hooked up with Stefan so...you know. She was always talking about you, how toi were giving her cooking lessons, training her, being there for her. toi won't believe how long she went on and on about toi sleeping with Rebekah. I guess what I'm trying to say is I guess in a way it's always been you."
She smiles at me as she holds the door open for me once again. A smile slowly creeps across my face as Caroline's words start to sink in. Screw the Grille. I am accueil in no time I am aching to emballage, wrap myself up in Elena. I can smell her cerise vanilla scented shampoo and I am Lost in all things Elena. So much so that bump right into the cock blocker in chief Little Gilbert.
"Hey Damon, I think toi and I need to have a little talk." Is he going to give me the "if toi hurt my sister, I'll hurt you" speech ou does he want an apology too? I told toi to kill me toi ungrateful little brat isn't apology enough? I think as I pour myself some bourbon and sit down on my canapé awaiting my lecture from a newly reborn vampire hunting, ghost seeing seven-teen an old. Fuck my life.