Q: What to Edward and a Christmas arbre have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.
Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what toi are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!
Edward: I just want to know how much toi mean to me.
Edward: toi know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Edward: Old fashioned.
Q: How do toi kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her livres and wait for two minutes.
Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward toi suck!!!!