Reasons
01. Because she's never not had a boyfriend, and he's never not...had a one-nighter
02. Because she's talented in putting condoms on, and he could use the help
03. Because together, they could make Effy and Freddie jealous
04. Because Cookie doesn't have anyone, and Katie is pretty much alone also
05. Because They know vodka, spliffs, and arguing = the best sex
06. Because she likes rocks and c*cks. And Cook can offer at least one of those
07. Because Katie is all knowing, in all subject, just ask Cook.
08. Because Cooksus + Pope Meg = Relgious-sex-education
09. Because they can bond over their mutual Freffy hate
10. Because she can put a condom on with her teeth...and Cook admires that skill
11. Because they are fierce...and they know it
12. Because Katie would appreciate his PHD
13. Because Katie could bake him some MDMAbrownies
14. Because Katie voted "Cook for President"
15. Because they l’amour playing Radiohead in the bedroom
16. Because Cook hasn't kicked a chiot in years, and Katie hasn't worn one, for centuries
17. Because we're pretty sure Cook enjoys Katie wearing a push up
18. Because Danny can't be the only one who enjoys staring at Katie.
19. Because Cook has one last twin to sex dance with
20. Because They're Team firece...duh
21. Because One could teach the other their pole tricks
22. Because she is the only one who can handle the cookiemonster
23. Because his nickname is their shipper name
24. Because Katie is the only one he hasn't got with yet (apart from Emily but she's gay so..)
25. Because Cook gave her the bed
26. Because when Panda interrupts them- there's gonna be trouble
27. Because Katie loves seeing Cook jumping out of windows
28. Because Katie would keep him sûr, sans danger from the police
29. Because they're both brave
30. Because they can montrer Freffy what they missed out on
31. Because they both need some l’amour too
32. Because she's his dinky-tits
33. Because she can fart infront of him and he loves it
34. Because Emily got the sex-dance so Katie should get the sex
35. Because Cook would sing to Katie
01. Because she's never not had a boyfriend, and he's never not...had a one-nighter
02. Because she's talented in putting condoms on, and he could use the help
03. Because together, they could make Effy and Freddie jealous
04. Because Cookie doesn't have anyone, and Katie is pretty much alone also
05. Because They know vodka, spliffs, and arguing = the best sex
06. Because she likes rocks and c*cks. And Cook can offer at least one of those
07. Because Katie is all knowing, in all subject, just ask Cook.
08. Because Cooksus + Pope Meg = Relgious-sex-education
09. Because they can bond over their mutual Freffy hate
10. Because she can put a condom on with her teeth...and Cook admires that skill
11. Because they are fierce...and they know it
12. Because Katie would appreciate his PHD
13. Because Katie could bake him some MDMAbrownies
14. Because Katie voted "Cook for President"
15. Because they l’amour playing Radiohead in the bedroom
16. Because Cook hasn't kicked a chiot in years, and Katie hasn't worn one, for centuries
17. Because we're pretty sure Cook enjoys Katie wearing a push up
18. Because Danny can't be the only one who enjoys staring at Katie.
19. Because Cook has one last twin to sex dance with
20. Because They're Team firece...duh
21. Because One could teach the other their pole tricks
22. Because she is the only one who can handle the cookiemonster
23. Because his nickname is their shipper name
24. Because Katie is the only one he hasn't got with yet (apart from Emily but she's gay so..)
25. Because Cook gave her the bed
26. Because when Panda interrupts them- there's gonna be trouble
27. Because Katie loves seeing Cook jumping out of windows
28. Because Katie would keep him sûr, sans danger from the police
29. Because they're both brave
30. Because they can montrer Freffy what they missed out on
31. Because they both need some l’amour too
32. Because she's his dinky-tits
33. Because she can fart infront of him and he loves it
34. Because Emily got the sex-dance so Katie should get the sex
35. Because Cook would sing to Katie