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maya_7171 a dit …
Mr. Norris what happened to Grit channel all i liked to see there were your movies, now i don't even see TV anymore. Loved all your movies, Happy Birthday and pray toi are fine. God Bless. posté il y a plus d’un an
Sideswipesgirl a dit …
What are u doing chuck posté il y a plus d’un an
Sideswipesgirl a dit …
I am a big fan of your shows posté il y a plus d’un an
fnonenmacher a dit …
I am a big fan of yours. I am enjoying Texas, Walker Ranger. My granddaughter and her husband got me the series set of Texas, Walker Ranger. I am visiting them in Houston, TX and we are having a great time. I also am watching the tapes everyday. Keep up the great work. I will be watching. posté il y a plus d’un an
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hanhclubbl02 a dit …
Hi all, i'm new member. Add fan me ^^ posté il y a plus d’un an
cowennat000 a dit …
Chuck Norris was an only child.....eventually. posté il y a plus d’un an
PikminPanda a dit …
Chuck and Superman had an arm wrestling contest, the loser had to start wearing his underwear over his pants posté il y a plus d’un an
isaacbuck a dit …
I worship God, God worships Chuck Norris posté il y a plus d’un an
awesomesonic a dit …
salut I have a joke:
Chuck Norris had a race with Human Sonic. The loser had to turn into an animal that the winner chooses. :P posté il y a plus d’un an
TheSonicfan14 commenté…
Haha! I think I know who the loser was... il y a plus d’un an
TUSC a dit …
Here's a test, the great white is chuck norris'
A) Snack food
B)Pet goldfish
C)Catch of the day
D) All of the above posté il y a plus d’un an
Chuck_Norris a dit …
Is it weird for me to be looking myself up? posté il y a plus d’un an
Mapware3640 commenté…
Chuck norris looking up chuck norris?*universe explodes* il y a plus d’un an
Chuck_Norris commenté…
Dammit... I was hoping that wouldn't happen... il y a plus d’un an
jessie-j commenté…
MDR il y a plus d’un an
rudolfchuck1 a dit …
Chuck Norris quizz 2013 - for Android

Chuck Norris once skewered a man with ...?
A) the skewer
B) the knife
C) the toothpick
D) the Eiffel Tower

play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.chuck_norris_quiz posté il y a plus d’un an
Chuck_Norris commenté…
None of the above, I skewered him with my mind. il y a plus d’un an
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jaychuckfan a dit …
i l’amour u chuck posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
i l’amour u chuck green il y a plus d’un an
jaychuckfan a dit …
u know what i l’amour chuck so much i can die hes just amazinf walker texas ranger 200 episodes ive seen it all lots of hes films not one i dislike i hate bruce lee and i am glad hes dead posté il y a plus d’un an
mehparty3 a dit …
If Chuck Norris is so awesome, why doesn't he just come over to my house and slam my face into my keyboawsegjihke' ejgoeu';owortiqowtuj wejtgowptquwtow etttttj iWERPb etio'eeu n posté il y a plus d’un an
girsmurf22 commenté…
noooo!!! toi got chuck norris smashed!! D: il y a plus d’un an
mehparty3 commenté…
yes. yes i did il y a plus d’un an
Lisseth commenté…
LOL!!!! il y a plus d’un an
smirk
jimmy_the_Loser a dit …
Who would win chuck green ou yo mama ou chuck norris posté il y a plus d’un an
mischievous
jimmy_the_Loser a dit …
pokenorris rocks posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
chuck green is better il y a plus d’un an
Chuck_Norris commenté…
O RLY? il y a plus d’un an
Bladewarrior a dit …
Chuck Norris doesn't win he just allows toi to lose posté il y a plus d’un an
Jakey21 a dit …
fighting match with:Jesus And chuck norris who would win?

Chuck Norris :P posté il y a plus d’un an
Bladewarrior commenté…
im christian and i don't approve of that il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
yo mama il y a plus d’un an
Jakey21 a dit …
who can beat chuck norris??

Chuck Norris ..............

:P posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
yo mama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! il y a plus d’un an
jaychuckfan commenté…
chuck norris can beat himself il y a plus d’un an
jaychuckfan commenté…
thats about it really il y a plus d’un an
jack23 a dit …
i am chuck fucking norris posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
yo mama. il y a plus d’un an
jaychuckfan commenté…
shut the fuck up il y a plus d’un an
laugh
LidiaIsabel a dit …
People think CN is chemical formula for cyanide, yet...it stands for CHUCK NORRIS!!! Cyanide is orange jus, jus de compared to Chuck Norris!! posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
yo mama. il y a plus d’un an
Bladewarrior commenté…
God no wonder ur nom d’utilisateur is jimmy the loser ur such a loser u cant come up wiith something else il y a plus d’un an
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Lisseth a dit …
Chuck Norris counted to infinity... twice. posté il y a plus d’un an
LidiaIsabel commenté…
buahahaha!!! MDR il y a plus d’un an
Egaby commenté…
loool:) il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
yo mama il y a plus d’un an
mehparty3 commenté…
STOP POSTING YO MAMA ITS ANNOYING il y a plus d’un an
taufan74 a dit …
Check out this Chuck Norris iPhone 4 hard case link posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
chuck green il y a plus d’un an
big smile
LidiaIsabel a dit …
Wow!! I thought just other people made jokes about Chuck Norris, but I'm dying of laughter par discovering that even his fans make fun of him!!!!
What do you, people, think of Chuck Norris? That he's some kinda alien ou something like that!? Anyway, LOL
posté il y a plus d’un an
jimmy_the_Loser commenté…
fart fart fart n!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! il y a plus d’un an
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KymanFan1 a dit …
im chuck norris approved :D posté il y a plus d’un an
xXEmoGurlXx a dit …
When Chuck Norris stands in front of a mirror, the mirror shatters because the mirror knows not to stand between Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris. O.o Add me if toi think its awesome. posté il y a plus d’un an
StragsLover commenté…
Awesome! I couldnt make something that funny up! il y a plus d’un an
xXEmoGurlXx commenté…
Lol. It's just my crazy brain! haha il y a plus d’un an
peetalover773 commenté…
XD il y a plus d’un an
mattthelynx a dit …
Chuck norris vs. Superman vs. ultraman vs. goku,who would win? posté il y a plus d’un an
SallyShenults commenté…
CHUKY NORRISY! il y a plus d’un an
StragsLover commenté…
S il y a plus d’un an
KymanFan1 commenté…
chuck norris il y a plus d’un an
NakedYetiSniper a dit …
They say there's no chin under Chuck Norris's beard, it's just another fist! posté il y a plus d’un an
NakedYetiSniper a dit …
anyone who isn't a fan of Chuck Norris will get their butts kicked par him. :D posté il y a plus d’un an
Shadmaria1 a dit …
I AM CHUCK F***ING NORRIS!
IVE SPREAD plus BLOOD AND GORE THAN 40 SCORE OF YOUR PUNY CIVIL WARS B****!
:) posté il y a plus d’un an
09RandomGuy09 commenté…
OHHH YEAH!!!! il y a plus d’un an
Evolia-Wulf commenté…
"I divisé, split THE UNION WITH A ROUNDHOUSE KICK!" il y a plus d’un an
xXEmoGurlXx commenté…
Epic il y a plus d’un an
YoungWildFree a dit …
2,345th fan. Feelin speciallll <3 posté il y a plus d’un an
surprise
mscoolnerd123 a dit …
A few weeks il y a I was watching tv and he was doing a commerical for a game. I was like oh my god chuck norris? O.O
posté il y a plus d’un an
slash5 a dit …
They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to traverser, croix the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. buisson, bush was wondering how to traverser, croix a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
slash5 a dit …
Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera ever. posté il y a plus d’un an
slash5 a dit …
Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
slash5 a dit …
Chuck Norris once throwed a grenade and killed 80 humans.
And then the grenade explode.

Chuck Norris is just a stupid actor, if Chuck Norris is really a God, he will come to my house and slam my head to the keyboarljghčsjfsčldjgvk.cdf,d-c.dfmadčDočJDDWEIQčfs<fjwFČ. posté il y a plus d’un an
kaitgirl7676 commenté…
hahahaha thats the greatest il y a plus d’un an
sumguy a dit …
Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer... too bad he never cries. posté il y a plus d’un an
sumguy a dit …
Chuck Norris once caught a bullet with his left testicle. The bullet was later found in president Kennedy after it ricocheted from over 14 miles away. posté il y a plus d’un an
sumguy a dit …
The only person try cry when Chuck Norris was born was the doctor. No one slaps chuck Norris.
posté il y a plus d’un an
sumguy a dit …
Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin, it's descendants are known today as giraffes. posté il y a plus d’un an
sumguy a dit …
There is no Chuck Norris jokes, only facts. posté il y a plus d’un an
sumguy a dit …
Chuck Norris smashed the table, tableau of elements because the only element he recognizes is the element of surprise.
posté il y a plus d’un an
CatValentine09 a dit …
Did toi know Chuck norris had a role in étoile, star Wars? He was the force. posté il y a plus d’un an
CatValentine09 a dit …
When Alexander cloche, bell invented the telephone, he had 3 missed calls from Chuck norris. posté il y a plus d’un an
CatValentine09 a dit …
Chuck Norris won American Idol using only sign language. posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
CatValentine09 a dit …
When Chuck Norris jumps into a pool, chuck norris doesn't get wet, the pool gets Chuck Norris'd. posté il y a plus d’un an
crying
CatValentine09 a dit …
Today, I had an assembly called Rachel's Challenge. Rachel Joy Scott was nice to everyone, even bullies. She even got 2 bullies turned around. Once, she saw a guy stranded on the side of the road while it was snowing, and she pulled over and helped him. She was the first to be shot at Columbine High School. The boys killed, because THEY were fed up with bullying. So tell me, do toi accept the challenge? Please re-post this and accept Rachel's Challenge! posté il y a plus d’un an
Manhunter108 a dit …
chuck norris scares shit shitless posté il y a plus d’un an
grandmasteryoda a dit …
Earth dones not obrit the sun. The sun obrit Chuck norris. posté il y a plus d’un an
eLoveHate a dit …
link posté il y a plus d’un an
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nevrshoutnever a dit …
ghosts sit around the campfire and tell chuck norris stories posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
nevrshoutnever a dit …
Some people wear Superman pajamas. Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas :P MDR posté il y a plus d’un an
big smile
Antelo a dit …
The Universe is constantly expanding, in a futile attempt to escape from Chuck Norris. posté il y a plus d’un an
po5663 a dit …
GO CHUCK! posté il y a plus d’un an
ICONicgirl7 commenté…
"Chuck Norris doesn't fall. He attacks the ground." lol! il y a plus d’un an
dark_soldier_9 a dit …
Chuck Norris is the only person who can kick toi in the back of the face posté il y a plus d’un an
shoshanawatson a dit …
awesome posté il y a plus d’un an
laugh
Metallica1147 a dit …
toi know who else likes Chuck Norris?.....Chuck Norris! XD posté il y a plus d’un an
pheonix2279 a dit …
Chuck norris makes onions cry posté il y a plus d’un an
lily649 commenté…
i heard that joke on the wayans bros il y a plus d’un an
rapunzeleah123 commenté…
Seen it il y a plus d’un an