Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! posté il y a plus d’un an

toi can get a perfect score on your SATs par putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. posté il y a plus d’un an

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. posté il y a plus d’un an

Why did Chuck Norris traverser, croix the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't traverser, croix the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. posté il y a plus d’un an

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb posté il y a plus d’un an

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk forum and a picture of him croucheing.
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Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. posté il y a plus d’un an

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. posté il y a plus d’un an

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to traverser, croix the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. buisson, bush was wonderin how to traverser, croix a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? posté il y a plus d’un an

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only animaux that Chuck Norris let them live.

When cloche, bell invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. posté il y a plus d’un an

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. posté il y a plus d’un an

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
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When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris posté il y a plus d’un an

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH posté il y a plus d’un an

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris posté il y a plus d’un an

Jésus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. posté il y a plus d’un an

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on posté il y a plus d’un an

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even plus badass than in this one. When it was discovered par Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. posté il y a plus d’un an