Written par Danaurum from FF. Thanks Danaurum!
1. Crack open your mallette, porte-documents ou handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
2. Stand silent and motionless in the corner facing the mur without getting off.
3. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.
4. Greet everyone with a warm handshake and ask him ou her to call toi Admiral.
5. Meow occasionally.
6. Stare at another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM!" - and back away slowly.
7. Say "DING!" at each floor.
8. Say "I...
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