1. Poke him with his own cane.
2. Spill your drink on his lap "by accident", say that you're drunk.
3. Run towards him, hug him and say "I l’amour you, David Bowie!"
4. Grab the closest cane-like object near toi and dance like him on the club dance-floor.
5. Occasionally ask him if he and Quorra were plus than friends.
6. Spank him with his own cane.
7. Ask him every heure if he likes Gem.
8. Yell "OMG, Ziggy Stardust!!" whenever toi see him.
9. Whenever he gives toi a drink, ask him what he put in it.
10. Tell him you're looking for Zuse, when he tells toi he "is" Zuse, say "YOU LIE!!!"
11. Tell all the...