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#1: NIGHTMARE ON ELMS rue REMAKE:
As far as "unneeded remakes" go.
This is actually pretty enjoyable.

Earl Haley tried SO hard to be the suivant Robert England.
And, toi know what.
Earl dose a GREAT job.

Dospite what everyone says. Earl Hickey really understand the "heart" of Freddy Krueger (before he became a wise cracking, spoof of himself).

Freddy was originally a very "mysterious" character.
And Earl brought this back.

Originally. toi never understand "why" this guy is appearing in your dreams.
* Why he's chasing you.
* ou even who he is.
That's the fear.

That, and the fact Freddy is sadistic. So toi know he's gone l’amour every MOMENT of your suffering (that's what I feel still made him "creepy" in the sequels).

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#2: ROB ZOMBIE'S: HALLOWEEN:

Who ever played Michael Myers..
I have to admit.
He scared the SHIT out of me.. Particularity in the prison escape scene, when Myers smashed that cop's face into the wall..

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#3: PURGE:

I probably don't need to explain par this point

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#4: SAW MOVIES:

These are the type of films toi have to see yourself, to understand what kind of films they REALLY are. Not what people CLAIM they are.
They are actually very smart films.
Not just the torture porn people think they are..

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#5: THE GRINCH MOVIE:

Jim Carrey is hilarious here.

Ignore Nostaglia Critic's whining of it.
This is the same guy that ripped on Signs

Doug, I l’amour toi man.
But toi when your wrong. Your VERY wrong..

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#6: NUMBER 23:

Jim Carrey CAN be serious in a film.

And he's GOOD at it..

Really good actually. He didn't diserve that raspberry,
Damn toi hollywood!

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#7: GROWN UPS:

It's not actually THAT bad.
And I really like those actors.
(yes, even Adam Stander sometimes).

But seriously Adam. What happened to you!!?
Your mean use to MEAN something, back in the days of Happy Gilmour..

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#8:MILLION WAYS TO DIE IN THE WILD WEST:

Hey.. It's Seth Macfarlane. This guy can do ANYTHING..

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#9: HAUNTED MANISON:

Sorry Nostaglia Critic.. I like this movie.

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#10: HORRIBLE BOSSES 2:

Hey.. I laughed.. Even if it was just me, doing so :)
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“Now a rainbow's tale isn't quite as nice as the story we knew of sugar and spice.”

There’s long been rumors as to how exactly rainbows are made in Equestria. While a great amount of Pegasi ponies are employed in the arc en ciel department of the weather factory, almost all of them do the low-end work. What’s known is that great streams of Spectra, the individual couleurs of the rainbow, flow through large grates and into vast vats. From there, workers carefully and equally mix the spectra into the coagulated arc en ciel pools that dot and run through the factory and surrounding city.

Next, that...
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After recommending a few games to my hetero lifemate, Canada24, I thought “You know… I should annoy him par giving him some animé to watch”. Now, I know Canada isn’t the best when it comes to understanding Japanese culture, so I need to be as careful as I possibly can with this list. Like disarming a bomb. Only this will probably leave a lot less casualties if I fuck up. So, seeing as how this will never make the front page, I am going to put little effort into this opening and just get started.

#10: Samurai Champloo



I do not expect Canada to ever watch this anime. This is just one...
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Title: The De Santa’s
Audience: (Applause)
Jimmy: (Walks in)
Michael: There toi are toi little shit (Holds out marijuana) Looking for this
Jimmy: (Tries to grab it)
Michael: Ah, ah, ah, no
Audience: (Laughs)
Jimmy: Very funny. toi know, you’re a real asshole
Audience: Ooooohhhh
Michael: What did toi just fucking say to me?
Amanda: Stop it toi two, you’re ruining my fucking yoga
Audience: (Laughs)
Trevor: (Walks in) Somebody say yoga?
Audience: (Cheers)
Michael: Trevor?
Trevor: Michael
Audience: (Laughs)
Michael: Good to see toi again
Trevor: Hmm. Yeah, I bet it is. Of course, I’m that the one that’s...
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#1: ABRIDGED ALEXANDER ANDERSON:

The abridged version of Alexander Anderson is vastly different than his animé counterpart. Like the original, he is a devoted servant of God. Unlike the original, he is ALSO shown to be downright insane. And speaks with an stereotypical Irish accent..



#2: ABRIDGED JAN VALENTINE:

This verison of Jan is almost exactly like his original counterpart. Who, itself, is very dark humored and comic relief, but also very disturbing and perverty. In this verison, he appears to "fuck anything that movies" as he says he'll skull fuck both sir ingeriga, and the...
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Eric is a characyer in LifeAccordingtoJimmy.
He is populaire enough to have his own vines.
But he's not famish like Jimmy himself.
He is secondary character of the LATJ sketches.

But I for one find him HILARIOUS.
So paying tribute to him..

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#1:
Jimmy: So either your magicians and gonna pull them both out of your fuckin hats.. ou your gonna turn around and finish sucking each other off..
Eric: Hawhawhaw... LIKE BLOW JOBS!!


#2:
"Look. We listened to some Linking park on the way here.. So we're a little excited"


#3:
Jimmy: Yo! That wasn't...
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#1: BOTTLED UP INSIDE:
My count as one of their greatest songs ever..


#2: MAKE ME BAD:
This song has the best musique video, and such an an awesome chorus! The guitare riffs go so well with the basse, bass and vocals..


#3: DID MY TIME:
I always loved what Davis did with his voice in the verses, and the powerful chorus just completes it..


#4: NO ONE'S THERE:
It's hard to explain what makes this song so epic..


#5: BLAME:
I l’amour the fast parts, so badass..


#6: THOUGHTLESS:
Epic musique video with the guy from Breaking Bad, and strong lyrics..


#7: NEVER AROUND:
I l’amour the evil laugh, as nobody was probably serprised...
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How does sex start?
"With human contact!"


How long can a little girl hold her breathe
"3 weeks"


How do I ask a question on Yahoo Answers?
"YOU JUST DID!!"


How do toi tell which side of the potato chip is saltier?
"Take it to McDonald's"


Do midgets have night vision?
"Only in Mexico"


Can toi lose your virginity if toi fall?
"Only if it's off a bike"


How do I take care of my pet potato?
"With l’amour and a full stomach"


What if the girl that thinks I'm the dad isn't the mom?
"...................... WHAT!?"


How do I get accepted into Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry?
"You draw a lighting bolt on your fourhead,...
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How do I become sarcastic?
"You answer questions such as THIS one"


My house is on fire, what do I do?
"You get off the fuckin computer and go outside!"


Can toi get pregnant from watching porn?
"Only on wednesdays"


Every time I drink alcohol I feel sad.
"Your not drinking ENOUGH of it!"


I was having sex with my sister and got a cramp in my leg.
"GOOD!"


Why are bébés ugly at first?
"YOU try living inside a woman's vigina for so long!"


How do I become a Justin Bieber fan?
"You take a large blow to the head. Maybe jump off a cliff as a start."


Is is normal to be in l’amour with your dog?
"... toi need help"...
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#10: FREDDY KRUEGER: (nightmare on elms street):
It's weird thinking of him as 'tragic' isn't it?
Arguably the main reason he is always defeated par woman, is because there is ONE thing he's still afried of.. Beauty.
Witch is something completely unknown to him.
His birth was something his own "mother" wanted nothing to do with.
She was rapped par a dozen manics and his birth 'wasn't suppose to happen'.
Because of this.
He was sent from orphanage to orphanage where he was constantly bullied par the students, who treated him as a freak because of what happened his mother.
Eventually he was adopted by...
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