byakuya was mad cuz he thaught that ichigo a volé, étole his pickles

byakuya:you a volé, étole my jar of pickles
ichigo:no i didn't why would i do that when i can go to the store and get a jar of pickles for $5
byakuya:because... toi hate me
ichigo: just because i might hate toi that dosen't mean i'll steal your jar of pickles
byakuya:you admited that toi hate me right in front of me
ichigo:no i a dit i "might" hate toi key word "might"

byakuya was getting mad so he decided to chalenge ichigo to a fight

byakuya: fine then let's fight

byakuya pulled his sword out and ichigo screamed like a girl and curled up in a ball. byakuya pulled out a cornichon, pickle from his pocket and ate
it

ichigo:eww... toi took a cornichon, pickle out of your pocket and ate it
byakuya:dont talk shit about pickles
ichigo: i wasen't... gosh

ichigo and byakuya continued fighting then all of a sudden ichigo's phone range right before he was going to perform bankai

ichigo:BANK...*ichigo réponses the phone* hello...
sur i have time to talk

byakuya looked at ichigo in a confused way and whispered to himself "was this kid droped on the head when he was small" then byakuya got his sword and sliced ichigo's phone in half

ichigo: aww crap byakuya that was my new i phone now toi owe me a new i phone
byakuya: well toi still owe me a jar of pickles

then all of a sudden renji comes out of now where
renji:sorry captain i ate all your pickles

byakuya and ichigo:DAMN IT RENJI!!!!!