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posted by boolander25

a list? of epicosity? MUST READ.

Everyone ships someone together. In order from lesser shipping to MOST SHIPPED OF ALL, these are mine.^^
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Peter Pan/Wendy

Say what toi want, cliche ou whatever, but I totally ship these two together. Sure, Wendy's a Mary-Sue. I don't care. The chemistry between these two is great and toi can't deny it.

Sarah and Jimmy

Yes, there is a pairing from EEnE that doesn't involve me that I am proud to ship. Even if I ship a pair of 6 (??IDFK??) an olds together, so what? Suck it....

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 3

posted by simpleplan

Yet another one :P

Superbowl: a REALLY big bowl.
this superbowl can, like, hold all my cranberries! Mmmmm, cranberries!

Anime: 1. Japanese animation.

2. Yet another thing that americans managed to completely fuck up, resulting in poor translations, unnecessary censorship, horrible dubbing, and people who don't know any better hating Japon for it.
Cartoon Network and 4Kids are mostly responsible for the godawful animé that plays in the US.

(This one for GD XD) Clown kiss: Eating a girl out while she is on her period so when toi are done your lips look like a clown.
I puked after giving a girl a clown...

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Best Urban Dictionary Definitions Part 2

posted by simpleplan

If I get reported becasue this shit will go down XD

Pig: a government-funded butt-picking fucktard addicted to donuts. Just about every cop you've ever met was the little chickenshit pussy with the smart mouth who got its cul, ass (yeah, that's right; "ITS ass", not "his ass" ou "her ass") kicked on a daily basis back in school. Don't be surprised if toi recognized the pig who's giving toi a rash of senseless shit for no good reason as Myron, the trailer park-dwelling, booger-eating mutant from high school who got fired from McDonalds for fucking the hamburger buns.

Hungry: The worst possible torture...

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My Strange nourriture Rules

posted by emilyroxx

Okay, I have some freaky rules about nourriture that don’t even make sense to me. Here’s some of them:

HOT DOGS
1.    I eat the hot dog out of the bun, but I won’t eat the bun.
2.    I eat one end of the hot dog, but not the other.
3.    When I eat hot chiens at home, I don’t eat either end of the hot dog.
4.    I won’t eat veal hot chiens out of a bun.
5.    I won’t cut up hot chiens from a restaurant.
RAMEN
1.    I lift the ramen above my head and eat the end of the ramen first....

Insanity

posted by harrypotterbest

I need constructive feedback, si'l vous plait :P And don't be shy xD Tell me EXACTLY what toi think!
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His blood on my couteau is all I ever thought of, all I ever dreamed of. His presence made me go crazy with longing to drive my silver blade through his chest and be done with it. His mere glance was all I needed to remember how it had felt, when he had stood suivant to me, and whispered sweet lies of a place that didn’t exist. I remember how he felt that day, I remember his cold touch, how it made me shiver, I remember how I could hear my cœur, coeur beating...

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Story I wrote, feedback needed please :)

posted by harrypotterbest

She huddles in the corner, lonely and afraid, knowing that He will return tonight. Silent tears make their way down her cheeks. The room is unbearably cold; she shivers in her thin sweater, wrapping her arms around her again. She hates herself for crying, it is a weakness, it is useless, and no one will help her. They thought she was mad. Before, she was sure she wasn’t mad, yet now, she fears she is losing her mind.
The room’s temperature drops even plus and her blood runs cold. A huge gust of wind blows down the window, and she screams. He is getting plus powerful. And soon, oh, very...

My Brother is being so bloody stupid >:(

posted by simpleplan

He has not been going to school. He keeps jouer la comédie think he is sick he does not care they he will fail he does not care that he will be taken away. I just want to coup de poing him.......... he thinks nothing can happen he does this about 2 years il y a because some kid was not letting him play football but he says not one is picking on him so whats his bloody problem. We called his princible but he did not call back he a dit he help us but he is not even around. My dad he is never there so he no help. My mum she has to work alot she cant have the exra stress. All my brother cares about is his self.

sorry about the rant but i had to let it out

My very old, very bad now dead crossover

posted by Lunalovely

Alright, so ya'll know cause of the pick. This is my old Percy Jackson/Avatar crossover. For those that don't knowso toi don't get lost, Avatar is a cartoon about a fictional world where people can control, ou "bend" the 4 elements. And the Avatar, (s)he's like this powerful spirit that never dies and is supoosed to keep balance. Well, this incarnation, Aang, is an airbender, the last of his kind, cause the feu Nation killed them in a 100 an war. Him and his Friends are trying to stop them from winning the war.

I admit, I took like the first 5 chapters from this other, unfinished abandoned...

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Harry Potter

posted by simpleplan

(Note: One jour I was very bored so I wrote this story I thought toi guys would like to read it. The story will have spelling mistacks I sucks with spelling and Grammer.)

Once upone a time a monky stold Harry's Lucky Charms. Harry was mad he wanted to eat it becuse of it was the best wizarding nourriture of all time but the monkey wanted to flush it down the potty. Harry chast the monkey all around the world and they can to potty city. The monkey throw the Lucky Charms it almost when in the potty intell Pikachu saved it. Harry Potter and Pikachu jump around becuse they got he lucky Charms but then Ash when over and kicked Harry and Pikachu stold the Lucky Carms then ran to NeverLand.

The End XD

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All About CheekyCheese

posted by TempCC

Heyy!

My name is Amber and I live somewhere in England. My family consists of my Mum, my Dad, my 9 an old brother, two hamsters called Freddie and Dora and a cat called Flora who we've had since before I was born! :D

I have 2 main obsessions. Harry Potter (Duh) and Doctor Who. Lets start with Harry Potter. One evening I had nothing to read. I had read all the livres on my bookshelf. So, I complained to my Dad and he suggested a few titles including Harry Potter. I hated Harry Potter even though I had never watched any of the films ou read any of the books. My friend liked HP so I decided to...

The Extent of My Musical Talent

posted by GemonkDruid

So these are all the instruments I remotely know how to play and shit like that.

Instrument: Voice
When I started: Pretty much my whole life? lol
Why I started: It's fun. :p
Skill level (out of 10): 6.5...7? I dunno, depends on the day. :p And what song.
Do I own one?: What a dumb question. lol
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 7
How much I enjoy playing it (out of 10): 10

Instrument: Piano
When I started: 8 years ago, but I stopped.
Why I started: My parents forced me. Haha.
Skill level (out of 10): 2. x]
Do I own one?: Yes.
How cool I look playing it (out of 10): 4.
How much I enjoy playing it (out...

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toi know you've read to much HP when....

posted by simpleplan

toi know very well that toi will never have read to much of Harry Potter!!! ::sniffs::
You say things to people like "Wingardium Leviosa!" and "Expelliarmus!" to trolls and incompetent professors.
You've read all the Harry Potter livres out so far ten ou plus times!!! (I have!!!)
You follow any kids around with any of the character's names, prodding them to do magic.
You often call a teacher toi don't like "Snape."
You're always getting weird looks from people when toi ask if they have possibly seen your toad.
Your parents think you're nuts; this is because toi often ride around your accueil on a broom...

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Accio Acio :P x

posted by Italktosnakes

So everybody's doing these bio thingy mjigs, so I thought I should rejoindre into this :) x
My name is Alice Lucy Nugent. My nom d’utilisateur is Italktosnakes, but toi can call me Accio. I've been here for just over a an now. I started on the '1000 reasons why Harry Potter is better than Twilight' forum and the first person I ever spoke to was Moo. From then on, I have spent almost everyday on this AWESOME website, and I really consider some of the people kn here as my best friends.
I live in England, but- before toi all picture me with a posh accent with teas and crumpets- I am definitely NOT a Sloane/...

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But we're not stupid--

posted by Gred_and_Forge

We know we're called Gred and Forge

Yeah, since everyone else is écriture articles about themselves, I guess it's time to rejoindre in the anarchy.

First off, not giving out my name and age and exact location (Hawaii, that's all I'm gonna say). Not that I don't trust anyone, but with the way this page is growing in numbers, I'd like to keep some things private. Now that that's out of the way, on to the details of lil ol' me, miss Gred_and_Forge (or Gred ou aunty ou betch, etc. etc.)

I l’amour where I live, but honestly, the stereotypes is getting kind of old. Yes, I live in a house (not a herbe shack)...

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From A Newer Member's POV

posted by rapunzeleah123

Yes, I've seen all of the other articles from the older members, and I've been thinking: Wouldn't it be nice if they could get a newbie's perspective on all of this?

Well, first off:
I was a little confused at first. I mean, toi guys mostly welcomed us with open arms and all that, but then toi wrote the confession articles. I'm actually glad toi did, because I understand that toi were all close and stuff. But if we all were older members, ou joined at the same time, would toi be so concerned about our family being big? DL is right, imo. I'm glad she had the courage to write her article, because...

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Too late to put my two cents in...? WELL TOO BAD

posted by GemonkDruid

So... yeah.

This is about the récent onslaught of fans and everyone getting all worked up about it.

And it's kind of weird for me coz I'm only a spectator of events that happen like 7 hours il y a (STUPID FUCKING TIME ZONES) but I wanna put my opinion in too.

I like newbies.

I know I often post "You Must Be New" pics, but really. Newbies to me are like a blank sheet of paper. I brun foncé, dun mean this in a bad, Bella Swan-like way. I mean this in a moldable, teachable way. I like newbies because toi can teach them the ways of... whatever the subject they may be new at. It's kind of like how I converted Best...

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(hope it's okay Water - toi inspired something) My Biggerstaff story.

posted by 1-2vampire

The Biggerstaff Story
The Family is Formed

They laughed together, they talked together, they cried together. That night they ran together. Two girls ran from a mob of trolls, their green faces distorted and warty, their eyes a murky brown. They'd come from a village where débats was going around, over two religions, Twilitianity and Pottism.
Right now they ran through a forest, where the trees spindly and leafed hands and arms hung above them, shielding the sun from the muddy ground. The women wore long, billowing robes that flew behind them as they ran. They carried wands in their hands and...

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"One Last Go At A Joint Account": My Reply [Please Read!]

posted by KateKicksAss

So this is my response to this article, the "One Last Go At a Joint Account":
link

Please ours in mind that this is just my opinion, and I'm not trying to offend anyone ou anything.

First off, making another joint account isn't going to stop anything.
Sure, maybe no one knows the mot de passe yet, but if anybody's going to go abusing anonymous accounts, there are two other ones that they can do that from. There's "xbiggerstaffx" and "MrMsBiggerstaff". They don't need to know about the new account. And besides, even if they did, they could just wait around for a while, and THEN abuse the new account....

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May-June BOTM Accio! :P

posted by alexthedog

1. If a genie granted toi three wishes, what would they be?
Wish that JK Rowling would write another HP book- That would just be wicked:D x
Wish that there was no such thing as exams and that I was already the cleverest person ever :D x
Wish that Riker Lynch falls in l’amour with me <33 x

2. Who is your closest fanpop friend?
Urrghh, I hate this question. But I'd have to say that it's mainly Moo, Malloy and Best- cause we were the 'Reasons Gang', Then Alex and Vamp, because I talk to them quite a bit. Then Miss, cause we're both Gleeks. Although I l’amour toi ALL, so much. but if I had to pick ONE,...

What Happens when my ex tells me I'm not allowed to ask him questions

posted by IzzyOzera

Isobel Panhurst 28 April at 19:52
Hi
How are you?
What toi been up to?
Hows life?
Whats the meaning of life?
Do toi ship Klaine?
Do toi ship Spuffy?
toi don't ship Kurtofsky do you?
Is there and English exam suivant week?
Did toi watch Glee on Monday?
Did toi know Chris Colfer leaked that Darren Criss has a girlfriend?
Did toi know Starship premiers on Saturday
Did toi know the new Harry Potter trailer came out Yesterday?
Is that enough questions for you?
wait the HP trailer came out today....i think.....Tumblr confused me
oh enough question
Are toi a Tumblr addict?
OMG Do toi like Drarry?
are toi against people asking questions?

He still hasn't replied :P ROFLLL
he really shouldn't have called me a chienne earlier.....