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posted by dreamer369

The Chick Code

article 1: Chicks before dicks. The bond between two women is stronger than the bond between a man and a woman because, on average, women are plus willing and able to commit than men. Unfortunate for our l’amour lives, but true.

article 2: A Chick is always entitled to do something wild, as long as the rest of her Side-Chicks* are all doing it. For example: partaking in "WOOO!"-ing.

article 3: A Chick never divulges the existence of the Chick Code to a man. It is a sacred document not to be shared with guys for any reason...no, not even that reason. (Note: if toi a man reading...

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Why I HATE the whole robin/ted thing SO FREAKING MUCH??

posted by bdavis98

As we all know from the first episode of this LEGENDARY montrer that robin is “AUNT” robin that she’s NOT the mother and we all understood why ted told his kids about his romantic relationship with robin because of her he got a tattoo, which lead him to his (first fiancé) which lead to being a professor in college which lead to him to meeting their kid’s mother.

As much as we all l’amour the other aspects in the montrer (barney legendary life, robin being candid, lily being bad-ass, Marshall being Supernatural believer, ted being the geek) the whole point of this montrer is who is the mother and...

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Best Barney's citations from Season 7 .

posted by dacastinson

Barney: Stop pining over Marshall and Lily! Have some self respect. Now put this fiver in your mouth so that stripper with the lazy eye can vacuum it up with...
Ted: Barney! I'm allowed to miss them alright? They're my two best friends.
Barney: I'm your two best friends!

Barney: Ted, when they serve alcohol at a strip club, you're not allowed to montrer your vagina.

Barney: Yes! Tonight is gonna be Legen... wait are we sure it's a good idea to go to a strip club? Shut Up Lily I'm in charge now... Dary!

Barney: So you're pregnant? Huh, looks like nobody told your boobs.

Barney: I want American Scotch from Scotland!

Barney: Hashtag burn, hashtag your tie is still dumb, hacher, hachage tag refill!

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The suit song :)

posted by dacastinson

I know what you’re thinking,
What’s Barney been drinking?
That girl was smoking hot!

Yes I coulda nailed her,
But no it’s not a failure,
‘Cuz there’s one thing she is not.

To score a ten would be just fine,
But I’d rather be dressed to the nines,
It’s a truth toi can’t refute!
Nothing Suits – Avocats sur Mesure me like a suit!

Picture a world
where all the boys and girls
Are impeccably well dressed.
That delivery guy
in the veste and tie,
That chiot in the double-breast.

That ’80s dude in mutton chops,
That baby with a lollipop,
That lady cop who’s kinda cute...
Nothing Suits – Avocats sur Mesure ‘em like a suit!

Wingman I can wear,...

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Horrible Crossover Fic

posted by HouseOfficeFan7

Author's Note: I feel like this isn't very good... But there'll probably be plus and hopefully it will get better. Anyway... The basic premise is that Dr. Horrible is the fifth doppleganger. Let me know what toi think. Also, this will be posté on multiple spots. It will also appear in the HIMYM spot and the NPH spot.

Ted, Robin, Marshall and Lily were sitting watching a football game in Ted’s apartment. It was an uneventful Saturday afternoon when suddenly Barney rushed into the apartment.

“GUYS!” He cried, slamming the door behind him.

“No, Barney…” Ted groaned. “Whatever crazy...