A white man once said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up.
Then he said, "Listen sir....
When I was born I was BLACK.
...When I grew up I was BLACK.
When I'm sick I'm BLACK.
When I go in the sun I'm BLACK.
When I'm cold I'm BLACK.
When I die I'll be BLACK.

But toi sir,

When you're born you're pink.
When toi grow up you're white.
When you're sick, you're green.
When toi go in the sun toi turn red.
When you're cold toi turn blue.
And when toi die toi turn purple.
And toi have the nerve to call me colored?"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away....