IT'S MY DADDY! Look I've drew a picture! It's me on the potty! XD posté il y a plus d’un an

That's absurd ! YOU'RE ABSURD ! Haha posté il y a plus d’un an

Dumbledore: *phone beeps* oh! thats me! oh no, its a text from umbridge. it says: we need to talk, semi colon right parentheses. Snape: Oh i TOTALLY don't envy toi right now..ha a ha a ha....*phone beeps* oh! thats me! its a bbm from umbridge! it says: are toi with dumbledore did he get my text? oh great now you've dragged ME into this? Umbridge: did toi get mah text? Dumbledore: uhh yeah uuhhh...Umbridge:Well, toi didn't text me back. posté il y a plus d’un an

jellify! ugh! *comes back later* who knew the countercurse was just "unjellify"? posté il y a plus d’un an

hehehehehe I'm watching act 1 part 5! funny! posté il y a plus d’un an

Please rejoindre my Joe moses fan club :) Thanks

link posté il y a plus d’un an

salut lupin want to go look at the full moon with me? haha zombie!

My favori characters are draco, lupin, snape and ron. Hilarious =) posté il y a plus d’un an

toi have a poop nose now.
Get it off get the poo off me! posté il y a plus d’un an

l’amour this club.....who elses fave is lupin XD? posté il y a plus d’un an

i wonder what would happen if i just... broke your fingers... then toi wouldn't be able to play the guitare anymore, and all of your Friends would leave toi alone and you'd be just like umbridge.... 'cept umbridge can kick yo ass!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

Dear Papa

I am écriture to inquire about my Hogsmeade permission form. I sent it to toi on the very first jour of school and I am anxiously waiting it's return with your signature on it. But-b-but don't rush daddy. Missing out on trips like this allows me plus times to write letters to you....

Awwwww <3 Poor Draco posté il y a plus d’un an

(ginny lets go of rons hand) FREEDOM!!!!!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

suivant time I need a permission slip ou need to get out of an assignment I might just use the "I'm Harry Potter" excuse posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm gonna pwn this pony! posté il y a plus d’un an

I know it seems impossible,
we’ve been thrown off our track.
But if we can’t déplacer forward,
why shouldn’t we… déplacer back?
*audience gasps and fangirls* posté il y a plus d’un an

"Harry watch out that's Sirius Black"

"Take this toi bastard Aloha Mora!" posté il y a plus d’un an

"Guess who gets to be your new Headmaster now??!!!"

"Me?!"

"Snape?"

"No! Me! Your mama. UMBRIDGE!!" posté il y a plus d’un an

cause Im Harry Freakin Potter!!

Poor malfoy. His father doesnt l’amour him :( posté il y a plus d’un an

My name is Draco Malfoy. I am a racist. I despise Mudbloods and gingers. I hate Gryffindor house and my parents work for the man who killed your parents do toi want to be my friend? posté il y a plus d’un an

didya get my text? posté il y a plus d’un an

toi can't disapparte inside Hogwarts right?!

Right!

Right!! Dammit!! *kicks Hermione* posté il y a plus d’un an

I was watching Unwrapped on the nourriture Channel and they showed how to make Red Vines. It made my day. posté il y a plus d’un an

What did toi get?
Defeat....
posté il y a plus d’un an

im Remus freaking.... forget it... HERMIONE CAN'T DRAW! posté il y a plus d’un an

I heard a dementor kissed her and it DIED. posté il y a plus d’un an

IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE A F*CKING ELF!!! posté il y a plus d’un an

I'm Harry Freaking Potter! posté il y a plus d’un an

Who looks stupid now?!

toi do. posté il y a plus d’un an

favori way to say 'red wines' in a German accent? posté il y a plus d’un an

hermione can't draw posté il y a plus d’un an

Lucius: OMG! Umbridge, stop texting me! Umbridge: Did toi get mah text? posté il y a plus d’un an

Oh my God, Dumbledore? Why toi being such a lousy boyfriend?! posté il y a plus d’un an

seconde POST! Red Vines for all of us cool people! *gives toi a red vine package* posté il y a plus d’un an

Red Vines: What the hell can't they do? posté il y a plus d’un an