So for some reason zanhar1 wanted me to write a shitty crackfic in which I would pair her with one of her favori characters and since I'm currently watching season 3 of"Avatar: The Last Airbender"I decided to make a Azula/zanhar1 crackfic. Warning:This crackfic is going to be bad and par bad I mean really really bad.In fact it will be so bad and weird that it will make toi think"WTF did I just read?" Anyway lets start,shall we?: Finally the long awaited jour had come,the inventors that worked at the Zanarchy headquarters finally managed to invent a machine that allowed...
If toi are lire this message, I have probably been taken captive par the Zanhar Project for disclosing confidential information to the general public. But someone had to do it! Someone had to shed light on this evil organization of doomish, doomy, evil. If toi read this--do not send help! If toi must send something, please let it be a pack of crackers (preferably saltine) and one single shin guard.
I haven't much time. They are watching. zanhars20-28...the trackers (we'll get to that later). So let's get right into it.
I had good fun making my silly ‘how my favori characters would hold out in a zombie apocalypse’ article, so I decided to make another about how each would do in a horror movie. It is kind of vague as there‘s a vast many types of horror movies. So the characters won’t be as closely connected to one another as in the last one—characters A and B will interact with character C plus than characters D and E, because D and E will work plus with character G…if that makes sense.
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): Let’s take a good look back at that horror movie, Spiders, that...
This is my first rap song. It's about my co-worker. It's not very nice. Also, somewhere there's the line 'i don't mind being the hottest chick around' I usually don't say those kinds of things. She just really pissed me off.
Talking shit like a twit That’s all toi can do But when it comes down to it Nothing gets through to you You’re all big talk But toi got no game And this poor me crap Is really fucking lame Who the hell are you
So, for no reason whatsoever I decided to make an little thing about how I think each of my favori characters would react to a “modern day” zombie apocalypse. I say modern because some of these characters are from past ou fantaisie time frames.
Regina Mills (Once Upon A Time): I can totally see her being that one person who keeps finding her way down shit creek—and naturally she doesn’t have a paddle either. Basically she’s the one who bad things keep happening to. For instance she’s the one who finds a stellar getaway car and it’s loaded with gas. But...