This isn't mine, but I thought it was hilarious. Enjoy!

Mount Justice, 8:15 a.m.

"I can't believe you!"

Those four words rang out towards the entire building and found its way to the cuisine where Aqualad, Robin, Megan and Superboy were busy eating breakfast. All four of them looked up at each other. Kid Flash and Artemis were fighting… again…

At the same moment Wally and Artemis walked into the kitchen. Artemis was soaking wet with a towel wrapped around her and Wally's face was red from laughing. It didn't take a genius to figure it out.

"Sorry, it was an accident." Wally said, apologizing.

"How hard is it to watch where toi aim a water hose? What were toi even doing with a water hose?" Artemis asked. Both were so caught up in the argument that they didn't even notice that they had an audience.

"Yeah? Well, toi could've told me toi were behind me. That's not so hard is it?" He countered. Artemis narrowed her eyes at him.

"I did! But toi were so caught up in being an idiot that toi didn't hear me!" Artemis yelled.

"You really told me toi were behind me?"


"I don't think so."

"Are toi calling me a liar?"






Artemis turned; ready to kill when the two noticed a strange, yet familiar smell in the air. What was that? Both turned to see Robin, a bowl of pop corn, maïs soufflé in front of him watching the two intensely.

"Don't mind me! toi know this is actually kind of entertaining. I'm kind of wondering when toi guys will just make out already."

"Me and him? toi must be kidding." Artemis said.

"You know me, Robin. I would never rendez-vous amoureux, date a thing like… it." Wally said. Artemis glared at him and lunged at him. Robin sighed. It was his turn to break up this fight… The calendar on the fridge a dit so. He got up form his chair so he could keep Artemis's hands as far away from his best friend's neck as possible.