I've read this somewhere and have to share it!

1. Your house plants are alive, and toi can't smoke any of them.

2. Having sex in a twin lit is out of the question..

3. toi keep plus nourriture than bière in the fridge.

4. 6:00 AM is when toi get up, not when toi go to bed.

5. toi hear your favori song in an elevator.

6. toi watch the Weather Channel.

7. Your Friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "breakup."

8. toi go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.

9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."

10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids suivant door won't turn down the stereo.

11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.

12. toi don't know what time taco cloche, bell closes anymore.

13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.

14. toi feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.

15. Sleeping on the canapé makes your back hurt.

16. toi take naps from noon to 6 PM

17.Dinner and a movie is the whole rendez-vous amoureux, date instead of the beginning of one.

18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.

19.If you're a gal, toi go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.

20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."

21. toi actually eat breakfast nourriture at breakfast time.

22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."

23. 90% of the time toi spend in front of a computer is for real work.

24. toi drink at accueil to save money before going to a bar.

25. You read this entire liste looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to toi and can't find one to save your sorry old ass