Cookie Monster (2009) Ep 1x20
Sonny: (holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe toi didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: (holding back Dakota) Look, I will have toi know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Sonny: Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
(Chad and Sonny put Dakota and Zora down)
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking!
Chad: Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
(Dakota holds Chad back while Zora holds Sonny back)
Sonny: Don't make me take off my shoe!
Chad: Get over here!
Sonny: I will hit toi in a minute if toi keep on lying.
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Sonny: Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Dakota: salut Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Sonny: Anything toi want!
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Dakota: Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd l’amour to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Dakota: Not if my daddy cancels your show.
Chad: (high voice) Oh what are we having?
(Sonny looks at them in disbelief)
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Zora: Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: (takes out money) toi had me at greatest actor of this generation.
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Tawni: (with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
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Dakota: I'm just a cute little girl selling biscuits, cookies is all.
(customers aww and go buy Dakota's cookies)
Sonny: Well whoever buys from us, will get a free balloon with each purchase!
(customers run back)
Chad: (pops Sonny's balloon) if toi buy it from us I'll give toi my autograph!
(customers runs back to chad)
Sonny: Well anybody who buys it from us will get my autograph! (flips hair)
(no one moves) (Chad laughs at Sonny)
Sonny: Really?!
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(after the scout leader declared there were no plus biscuits, cookies to sell)
Chad: I've got a box.
Dakota: YES! we can sell it, and we'll win!
Sonny: (flirtatiously) Chad....hand us the cookies. We're your friends.
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Chad: Ugh! Stupid cookie!
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Sonny: I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
Mrs. Mongergoure: Sonny Monroe, toi will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny if still crying.]
Sonny: My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: Im not really paying attention. And I can already tell this freind of your's is you.
Zora: Well would toi ou your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: toi know what put me down for a box
Zora: ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora: It's the only record I don't currently
Sonny: (holding back Zora) Chad, I can't believe toi didn't even thank me for saving your life.
Chad: (holding back Dakota) Look, I will have toi know, I was choking on purpose, okay? To get your silly little merit badge, it's called acting.
Sonny: Yeah and you're not that good of an actor.
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking.
(Chad and Sonny put Dakota and Zora down)
Chad: Acting.
Sonny: Choking!
Chad: Oh really?! Someone better hold me back.
(Dakota holds Chad back while Zora holds Sonny back)
Sonny: Don't make me take off my shoe!
Chad: Get over here!
Sonny: I will hit toi in a minute if toi keep on lying.
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Sonny: Dakota Condor; She thinks that just cause her dad owns the studio that she can have anything she wants!
Dakota: salut Monroe, gimme your muffin!
Sonny: Anything toi want!
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Dakota: Hi Chad! How about joining me for lunch?
Chad: Oh hi Dakota. Yeah I'd l’amour to. Actually I'm due on set for rehearsal.
Dakota: Not if my daddy cancels your show.
Chad: (high voice) Oh what are we having?
(Sonny looks at them in disbelief)
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Zora: Hi Chad. How would the greatest actor of this generation like to buy a box of cookies?
Chad: (takes out money) toi had me at greatest actor of this generation.
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Tawni: (with make up all over her face) Why so SERIOUS?
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Dakota: I'm just a cute little girl selling biscuits, cookies is all.
(customers aww and go buy Dakota's cookies)
Sonny: Well whoever buys from us, will get a free balloon with each purchase!
(customers run back)
Chad: (pops Sonny's balloon) if toi buy it from us I'll give toi my autograph!
(customers runs back to chad)
Sonny: Well anybody who buys it from us will get my autograph! (flips hair)
(no one moves) (Chad laughs at Sonny)
Sonny: Really?!
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(after the scout leader declared there were no plus biscuits, cookies to sell)
Chad: I've got a box.
Dakota: YES! we can sell it, and we'll win!
Sonny: (flirtatiously) Chad....hand us the cookies. We're your friends.
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Chad: Ugh! Stupid cookie!
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Sonny: I once had a friend who was a little bloomer. She was only one merit badge shy of becoming a full grown blossom scout. [Starts having flash back]
Mrs. Mongergoure: Sonny Monroe, toi will NEVER be a Blossom Scout!!! [Rips of Sonny's stouch. Sonny starts crying. Flashback ends and Sonny if still crying.]
Sonny: My friend never got to realize her dream.
Tawni: Im not really paying attention. And I can already tell this freind of your's is you.
Zora: Well would toi ou your friend like to buy a box of cookies?
Sonny: toi know what put me down for a box
Zora: ONE STINKING BOX I'M TRYING TO BREAK THE COOKIE SELLING RECORD!
Zora: It's the only record I don't currently
