Battle Of The Network Stars (2009) Ep 1x13
Sonny: Guys I have a confession to make. I asked for a cup of water but I filled it up with soda. (sees that it's not Nico, Grady and Tawni) And you're not Nico, Grady ou Tawni. (laughs nervously) I was-I was kidding about the soda. (goes to another table, tableau when she think she sees the real Grady) Guys the weirdest thing just happened to me and it's happening again! (sees plus Nico, Grady and Tawni lookalikes) Oh no. It's that dream where I end up on t.v. wearing nothing but a hat. (checks if she's in a dream)
Grady: (walks in the cafeteria with Nico) (referring to someone that looks like Nico) What is up Nico? My man, my man! toi were great in that Gassie sketch. Just funny.
Nico: I'm standing right suivant you.
Grady: No you're not. You're right there standing suivant to me. (sees two people that look like them then gasps) Dude, this means our time machine has worked!
Nico: That wasn't a time machine! It was a clock! And that ain't you! And those aren't Sonnies! And those aren't-
Tawni: (gasps) Then who the heck are toi people?
Nico: Now that's definitely Tawni.
Grady: That's Tawni.
Nico: What is going on in here? (sees the real Sonny) Uh Sonny are we in your stupid hat dream?
Sonny: I have no idea what's going on.
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Sonny: Chad what is all this and why are toi all dressed up like a paper boy?
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Sonny: (reading the script) Oh my gosh! You're Chad Dylan Cooper! Possibly the greatest actor of our generation! (stops reading) Are toi kidding me with this?
Chad: Sonny, I'm giving toi a chance here, okay? Just read the lines. Let's just jump to the part where Sonny punches my costar. AND ACTION!
Sonny: I never punched your costar.
Chad: (singsong) Diva!
Sonny: Are toi kidding? I'm so not a diva!
Chad: Really, Sonny? Really?
Sonny: toi know what? This is ridiculous. I'm out of here.
Chad: Fine!
Sonny: Fine!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good! And good luck trying to find a better me than me. Because nobody knows me the way that I know me. (opens the door and sees Selena Gomez)
Sonny: (shocked) Oh my gosh! Selena Gomez!
Selena: (smiles)
Sonny: Can I get your autograph? Here, sign this lousy script.
Selena: (walks past Sonny) salut Chad. I got your text. And yes, I'll play the part of Sonny.
Sonny: (shocked) What?!
Selena: Personally I think the character's kind of dull but I'll liven her up. (turns to Sonny) And toi are?
Sonny: The dull girl that toi need to liven up.
Chad: (speaks through the megaphone) Awkward.
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Sonny: (walking to table, tableau with snacks with Selena following her) Can I help you?
Selena: No, no. Carry on.
(Sonny picks up a cup and Selena picks up a cup then Sonny puts the cup down and so does Selena. Sonny and Selena then pick up a snack and throw it behind them and Selena's snack hits a guy. The guy runs off scared. Sonny does a dance and Selena just stares at her.)
Selena: (into tape recorder) Not a very good dancer.
Sonny: What are toi doing and why are toi saying things about me into a recorder?
Selena: Well if I'm going to play toi I want to play toi honestly and realistically. (into tape recorder) Flat hair.
Sonny: My hair is not flat!
Selena: (into tape recorder) Defensive about hair.
Sonny: Would toi stop?
Selena: Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I really like to get into my characters.
Sonny: Oh, I know how toi feel. One time I played a dog in a sketch. I got so into my character (laughs) I dug a hole in the backyard.
Selena: (laughs)
Sonny: And then I ate my homework. Oh then I bit the mailman!
Selena: (laughs)
Sonny: Well, if someone has to play me I glad it's Selena Gomez.
Selena: Aww, thank you.
Sonny: If there's anything toi want to know about me, just ask.
Selena: I just want to know...are toi mad at me because I got the part and toi didn't?
Sonny: What? (high pitched) Girl, no. No.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Voice gets high when in denial.
Sonny: (high pitched) I am not- (low pitched) I am not in denial. Look toi don't know Chad. It's just...this is so typical of him. He just wants to push my buttons.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Has buttons.
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Selena: Okay, now we're about to do the scene when toi barge in the set of MacKenzie Falls. Now when this happened, do toi remember how toi felt?
Sonny: Probably mad because I'm always mad when I have to go see Chad.
Selena: Right, but clearly you're mad at yourself because of how much toi like him.
Sonny: Right...WHAT?! I don't like Chad! (low pitched) I mean, I don't like Chad.
Selena: (shows Sonny the script) Sure toi do. It's right here in the script.
Sonny: What?! Give me that! (takes the script and reads it) All it says is, "Fine! Fine! Good! Good! Fine! Fine!"
Selena: It's not what the lines say. It's what's between the lines.
Sonny: (scoffs) There is nothing between those lines. Trust me.
Selena: (holding her tape recorder)
Sonny: (takes the tape recorder) Now hear this. I'm not indenial. Which, I know sounds like I'm indenial but I'm not. So.....we're good. (gives the tape recorder back)
Chad: (walks in and talks through megaphone) Okay people. Here we go. Chad Dylan Cooper: The Chad Dylan Cooper Story. Sonny Barges in on Mac Falls Set: Take 1. (to Selena) Ms. Gomez, on your mark if toi please.
Selena: (gets ready to do the scene)
Chad: Thank you. (to Sonny in megaphone) No extras on set.
Sonny: (leaves the set)
Chad: Okay people. I want to see real energy and real emotion. And ACTION! (gives his megaphone, scarf and béret, beret to Bart and prepares for the scene) Look Portlyn, summer's almost over and once the falls come back to the Falls I need to be free. Shh. Time for talking is over.
Selena: (walks on set) What's the matter with you?!
Chad: What's the matter with me?! What's the matter with.....Wait those words didn't come out of your mouth.
Selena: You've got great legs Portlyn. Let's see how they move. (punches Portlyn and Portlyn falls on a chair)
Sonny: Hey! I never punched-
Bart: (to Sonny) Shhhh!
Chad: What do toi think you're doing? toi can't just barge in here and interrupt Chad Dylan Cooper when he's in the middle of making MacKenzie Falls magic.
Selena: I think I made my point.
Chad: Good.
Selena: Good.
Chad: Fine.
Selena: Fine. (jumps on Chad)
Chad: Goo-. Whoa.
Sonny: (shocked and takes the megaphone) Cut! Cut! Cut it out!
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Sonny: I can't believe toi kissed Chad! Where in the script does it say that 'Sonny kisses Chad?'
Selena: It's not in the script. I told you, I wanted to play your character honestly.
Sonny: (laughs) And toi think that I would Kiss him?
Selena: Yes I do.
Sonny: Well, I would never Kiss him.
Selena: In that scene?
Sonny: No! Not anywhere! Not in a scene, not in a dream. Not in car. Not near, not far, not here, not there, not anywhere- I'm rhyming aren't I? See, I do that when I don't want to Kiss someone.
Selena: Really, Sonny, really?
Sonny: Now toi sound like Chad!
Selena: Huh, well that line is in the script. Page eighteen, twenty two and twice on thirty nine.
Sonny: He does say that a lot. (both Sonny and Selena laugh)
Selena: Well maybe it's because he has the same issues as toi do.
Sonny: Wha-? Pfft! What are you? Some kind of expert on how people feel about each other? Some sort of relationship...wh-what's the word? [gasps] WIZARD! YES! toi like to sprinkle your wizardy relationship dust over people who toi think toi know, but toi don't! No, toi don't! So toi know what I say? I say good jour wizard! [walks away then comes back] I say good day!
Selena: [into recorder] Thinks I'm actually wizard.
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Sonny: (wearing a wizard costume) Abracadabra!
Selena: Oh what is this now?
Sonny: Well how do toi like me playing you? Look at me, I'm Selena Gomez! I'm the relationship wizard! I know everything! Esbono eutusis!
Selena: Check it out! I'm Sonny from Wisconsin! I'm just an exploding ball of sunshine! Check it out! Check it out!
Sonny: Look at me! I'm Selena! I went to jouer la comédie school so I could learn how to do this! Casmerious appearous! [waves invisible wand in Selena's face] Yeah! It's an invisible wand!
Selena: Well look at me! I'm Sonny and I'm ticking off the person who's playing me in a movie, and maybe I shouldn't because she can make me look really bad!
Sonny: Well look at me, I'm Selena and, I'd never do that to Sonny girl!
Chad: (to Selena) salut Selena. (looks at Sonny) salut Scary Potter.
Sonny: (frowns)
Chad: Don't mind me ladies. I'm just here to get a fresh béret, beret and recharge my microphone. (switches berets and gets a new megaphone) [into megaphone] See ya on set. (leaves)
Selena: I don't know what toi see in that guy.
Sonny: Are toi kidding me? I don't see anything in that guy and I wish toi would stop insisting that I do.
Selena: Well if toi think I'm playing it wrong then maybe toi should just montrer me.
Sonny: Fine, I will.
Selena: Fine, you're hired.
Sonny: Fine!
Selena: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Selena: Fine!
Sonny: Fine! Great! Now we're doing it! (leaves)
Selena: Oh.
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[Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.]
Nico: Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Tawni: I forgot something.
Grady: Wha-[Tawni slaps him and walks out]
Nico: Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady: What did I do?
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Chad: Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in l’amour with me, I beg you.
Sonny: [rolls her eyes]
Selena: I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting toi was the biggest dream of all.
Sonny: Okay, CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Chad: Again! Really?
Selena: It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Sonny: Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes toi up! (glares at Chad) Oh and remember that toi hate him! toi just really, really hate him! [Chad glares at Sonny] Action. [walks off set]
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: Oh and one plus thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
Chad: BART![Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone] CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
Sonny: toi stop the lying!
Chad: toi stop the lying!
Selena: STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
(Chad and Sonny stop.)
Selena: Gosh I was wrong! toi too should never be together!
Sonny: Finally! I've been trying to tell her that all day!
Chad: You've been trying to tell her that? I've been trying to tell her that too!
Sonny: Well I told her first. She thinks she some relationship wizard.
Chad: Yeah with her wizardly magic beans. Look if I want to like toi [through megaphone] then I will.
Sonny: Yeah and if I want to like toi then [through megaphone] I will.
Chad: If I want to think toi have pretty hair then I will.
Sonny: And if I want to think toi have sparkly eyes then I will.
Chad: [In Megaphone] Yes so take that Selena!
Sonny: [In Megaphone] In your face Gomez! (bumps her fist with Chad's)
Selena: Wow. toi guys got me. There's nothing going on around here at all! [Through megaphone] toi TWO
ARE...PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Chad: Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Selena: Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Sonny: Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Chad: Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Sonny: Pfft... It could happen! So... do toi really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: I dunno... Do toi really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: I dunno... Well one of them is.
Chad: So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine. I’ll set toi up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Sonny: Really, Chad? Really?
Chad: (into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. toi got the part.
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Chad: Hey, hey. My movie's on. Aren't toi going to watch it?
Sonny: Shh, there's something better on.
TV Announcer: We now return to Camp Hip-Hop starring Selena Gomez.
Selena: :[On TV] Hey, Mom. How do toi know I can't dance? toi gotta see my moves.
[Hip-Hop musique Plays]
Selena: :[On TV] You've got to send me to Camp Hip-Hop. It's my dream.
[Music Plays]
Chad: Oh, this is better than my movie.
Sonny: Guys I have a confession to make. I asked for a cup of water but I filled it up with soda. (sees that it's not Nico, Grady and Tawni) And you're not Nico, Grady ou Tawni. (laughs nervously) I was-I was kidding about the soda. (goes to another table, tableau when she think she sees the real Grady) Guys the weirdest thing just happened to me and it's happening again! (sees plus Nico, Grady and Tawni lookalikes) Oh no. It's that dream where I end up on t.v. wearing nothing but a hat. (checks if she's in a dream)
Grady: (walks in the cafeteria with Nico) (referring to someone that looks like Nico) What is up Nico? My man, my man! toi were great in that Gassie sketch. Just funny.
Nico: I'm standing right suivant you.
Grady: No you're not. You're right there standing suivant to me. (sees two people that look like them then gasps) Dude, this means our time machine has worked!
Nico: That wasn't a time machine! It was a clock! And that ain't you! And those aren't Sonnies! And those aren't-
Tawni: (gasps) Then who the heck are toi people?
Nico: Now that's definitely Tawni.
Grady: That's Tawni.
Nico: What is going on in here? (sees the real Sonny) Uh Sonny are we in your stupid hat dream?
Sonny: I have no idea what's going on.
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Sonny: Chad what is all this and why are toi all dressed up like a paper boy?
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Sonny: (reading the script) Oh my gosh! You're Chad Dylan Cooper! Possibly the greatest actor of our generation! (stops reading) Are toi kidding me with this?
Chad: Sonny, I'm giving toi a chance here, okay? Just read the lines. Let's just jump to the part where Sonny punches my costar. AND ACTION!
Sonny: I never punched your costar.
Chad: (singsong) Diva!
Sonny: Are toi kidding? I'm so not a diva!
Chad: Really, Sonny? Really?
Sonny: toi know what? This is ridiculous. I'm out of here.
Chad: Fine!
Sonny: Fine!
Chad: Good!
Sonny: Good! And good luck trying to find a better me than me. Because nobody knows me the way that I know me. (opens the door and sees Selena Gomez)
Sonny: (shocked) Oh my gosh! Selena Gomez!
Selena: (smiles)
Sonny: Can I get your autograph? Here, sign this lousy script.
Selena: (walks past Sonny) salut Chad. I got your text. And yes, I'll play the part of Sonny.
Sonny: (shocked) What?!
Selena: Personally I think the character's kind of dull but I'll liven her up. (turns to Sonny) And toi are?
Sonny: The dull girl that toi need to liven up.
Chad: (speaks through the megaphone) Awkward.
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Sonny: (walking to table, tableau with snacks with Selena following her) Can I help you?
Selena: No, no. Carry on.
(Sonny picks up a cup and Selena picks up a cup then Sonny puts the cup down and so does Selena. Sonny and Selena then pick up a snack and throw it behind them and Selena's snack hits a guy. The guy runs off scared. Sonny does a dance and Selena just stares at her.)
Selena: (into tape recorder) Not a very good dancer.
Sonny: What are toi doing and why are toi saying things about me into a recorder?
Selena: Well if I'm going to play toi I want to play toi honestly and realistically. (into tape recorder) Flat hair.
Sonny: My hair is not flat!
Selena: (into tape recorder) Defensive about hair.
Sonny: Would toi stop?
Selena: Look, I'm sorry. It's just that I really like to get into my characters.
Sonny: Oh, I know how toi feel. One time I played a dog in a sketch. I got so into my character (laughs) I dug a hole in the backyard.
Selena: (laughs)
Sonny: And then I ate my homework. Oh then I bit the mailman!
Selena: (laughs)
Sonny: Well, if someone has to play me I glad it's Selena Gomez.
Selena: Aww, thank you.
Sonny: If there's anything toi want to know about me, just ask.
Selena: I just want to know...are toi mad at me because I got the part and toi didn't?
Sonny: What? (high pitched) Girl, no. No.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Voice gets high when in denial.
Sonny: (high pitched) I am not- (low pitched) I am not in denial. Look toi don't know Chad. It's just...this is so typical of him. He just wants to push my buttons.
Selena: (into tape recorder) Has buttons.
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Selena: Okay, now we're about to do the scene when toi barge in the set of MacKenzie Falls. Now when this happened, do toi remember how toi felt?
Sonny: Probably mad because I'm always mad when I have to go see Chad.
Selena: Right, but clearly you're mad at yourself because of how much toi like him.
Sonny: Right...WHAT?! I don't like Chad! (low pitched) I mean, I don't like Chad.
Selena: (shows Sonny the script) Sure toi do. It's right here in the script.
Sonny: What?! Give me that! (takes the script and reads it) All it says is, "Fine! Fine! Good! Good! Fine! Fine!"
Selena: It's not what the lines say. It's what's between the lines.
Sonny: (scoffs) There is nothing between those lines. Trust me.
Selena: (holding her tape recorder)
Sonny: (takes the tape recorder) Now hear this. I'm not indenial. Which, I know sounds like I'm indenial but I'm not. So.....we're good. (gives the tape recorder back)
Chad: (walks in and talks through megaphone) Okay people. Here we go. Chad Dylan Cooper: The Chad Dylan Cooper Story. Sonny Barges in on Mac Falls Set: Take 1. (to Selena) Ms. Gomez, on your mark if toi please.
Selena: (gets ready to do the scene)
Chad: Thank you. (to Sonny in megaphone) No extras on set.
Sonny: (leaves the set)
Chad: Okay people. I want to see real energy and real emotion. And ACTION! (gives his megaphone, scarf and béret, beret to Bart and prepares for the scene) Look Portlyn, summer's almost over and once the falls come back to the Falls I need to be free. Shh. Time for talking is over.
Selena: (walks on set) What's the matter with you?!
Chad: What's the matter with me?! What's the matter with.....Wait those words didn't come out of your mouth.
Selena: You've got great legs Portlyn. Let's see how they move. (punches Portlyn and Portlyn falls on a chair)
Sonny: Hey! I never punched-
Bart: (to Sonny) Shhhh!
Chad: What do toi think you're doing? toi can't just barge in here and interrupt Chad Dylan Cooper when he's in the middle of making MacKenzie Falls magic.
Selena: I think I made my point.
Chad: Good.
Selena: Good.
Chad: Fine.
Selena: Fine. (jumps on Chad)
Chad: Goo-. Whoa.
Sonny: (shocked and takes the megaphone) Cut! Cut! Cut it out!
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Sonny: I can't believe toi kissed Chad! Where in the script does it say that 'Sonny kisses Chad?'
Selena: It's not in the script. I told you, I wanted to play your character honestly.
Sonny: (laughs) And toi think that I would Kiss him?
Selena: Yes I do.
Sonny: Well, I would never Kiss him.
Selena: In that scene?
Sonny: No! Not anywhere! Not in a scene, not in a dream. Not in car. Not near, not far, not here, not there, not anywhere- I'm rhyming aren't I? See, I do that when I don't want to Kiss someone.
Selena: Really, Sonny, really?
Sonny: Now toi sound like Chad!
Selena: Huh, well that line is in the script. Page eighteen, twenty two and twice on thirty nine.
Sonny: He does say that a lot. (both Sonny and Selena laugh)
Selena: Well maybe it's because he has the same issues as toi do.
Sonny: Wha-? Pfft! What are you? Some kind of expert on how people feel about each other? Some sort of relationship...wh-what's the word? [gasps] WIZARD! YES! toi like to sprinkle your wizardy relationship dust over people who toi think toi know, but toi don't! No, toi don't! So toi know what I say? I say good jour wizard! [walks away then comes back] I say good day!
Selena: [into recorder] Thinks I'm actually wizard.
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Sonny: (wearing a wizard costume) Abracadabra!
Selena: Oh what is this now?
Sonny: Well how do toi like me playing you? Look at me, I'm Selena Gomez! I'm the relationship wizard! I know everything! Esbono eutusis!
Selena: Check it out! I'm Sonny from Wisconsin! I'm just an exploding ball of sunshine! Check it out! Check it out!
Sonny: Look at me! I'm Selena! I went to jouer la comédie school so I could learn how to do this! Casmerious appearous! [waves invisible wand in Selena's face] Yeah! It's an invisible wand!
Selena: Well look at me! I'm Sonny and I'm ticking off the person who's playing me in a movie, and maybe I shouldn't because she can make me look really bad!
Sonny: Well look at me, I'm Selena and, I'd never do that to Sonny girl!
Chad: (to Selena) salut Selena. (looks at Sonny) salut Scary Potter.
Sonny: (frowns)
Chad: Don't mind me ladies. I'm just here to get a fresh béret, beret and recharge my microphone. (switches berets and gets a new megaphone) [into megaphone] See ya on set. (leaves)
Selena: I don't know what toi see in that guy.
Sonny: Are toi kidding me? I don't see anything in that guy and I wish toi would stop insisting that I do.
Selena: Well if toi think I'm playing it wrong then maybe toi should just montrer me.
Sonny: Fine, I will.
Selena: Fine, you're hired.
Sonny: Fine!
Selena: Good!
Sonny: Good!
Selena: Fine!
Sonny: Fine! Great! Now we're doing it! (leaves)
Selena: Oh.
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[Nico and Grady walk into the prophouse and find their lookalikes are gone.]
Nico: Hey, where'd we go? (Tawni walks in)
Tawni: I forgot something.
Grady: Wha-[Tawni slaps him and walks out]
Nico: Oh, you're gonna need some ice for that.
Grady: What did I do?
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Chad: Oh Sonny, try to stop yourself from falling in l’amour with me, I beg you.
Sonny: [rolls her eyes]
Selena: I'm just a small town girl with a big town dream, and meeting toi was the biggest dream of all.
Sonny: Okay, CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT CUT!
Chad: Again! Really?
Selena: It's okay Chad. She's helping me out.
Sonny: Okay now Selena, remember your biggest dream is to be on So Random! Chad is just a monster who wakes toi up! (glares at Chad) Oh and remember that toi hate him! toi just really, really hate him! [Chad glares at Sonny] Action. [walks off set]
Chad: Sonny-
Sonny: Oh and one plus thing! He is the worst actor of our generation!
Chad: BART![Bart comes out and gives Chad a megaphone] CUT! CUT! Stop the lying!
Sonny: toi stop the lying!
Chad: toi stop the lying!
Selena: STOP! STOP BEING- STOP, JUST STOP IT!
(Chad and Sonny stop.)
Selena: Gosh I was wrong! toi too should never be together!
Sonny: Finally! I've been trying to tell her that all day!
Chad: You've been trying to tell her that? I've been trying to tell her that too!
Sonny: Well I told her first. She thinks she some relationship wizard.
Chad: Yeah with her wizardly magic beans. Look if I want to like toi [through megaphone] then I will.
Sonny: Yeah and if I want to like toi then [through megaphone] I will.
Chad: If I want to think toi have pretty hair then I will.
Sonny: And if I want to think toi have sparkly eyes then I will.
Chad: [In Megaphone] Yes so take that Selena!
Sonny: [In Megaphone] In your face Gomez! (bumps her fist with Chad's)
Selena: Wow. toi guys got me. There's nothing going on around here at all! [Through megaphone] toi TWO
ARE...PERFECT FOR EACH OTHER! I'M OUT OF HERE!
Chad: Wait, wait! So you're leaving my movie?
Selena: Heh, I don't need this! I was in Camp Hiphop! [walks away]
Sonny: Okay, bye Selena! It was nice working with you! Awww, she seems nice. I should call her.
Chad: Why? You're gonna become BFFs with Selena Gomez?
Sonny: Pfft... It could happen! So... do toi really think I have pretty hair?
Chad: I dunno... Do toi really think I have sparkly eyes?
Sonny: I dunno... Well one of them is.
Chad: So...you wanna be in my movie? I kind of need a Sonny.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine.
Sonny: Good.
Chad: Good.
Sonny: Fine.
Chad: Fine. I’ll set toi up an audition. Nine o’clock?
Sonny: Really, Chad? Really?
Chad: (into the megaphone, quickly) Fine. toi got the part.
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Chad: Hey, hey. My movie's on. Aren't toi going to watch it?
Sonny: Shh, there's something better on.
TV Announcer: We now return to Camp Hip-Hop starring Selena Gomez.
Selena: :[On TV] Hey, Mom. How do toi know I can't dance? toi gotta see my moves.
[Hip-Hop musique Plays]
Selena: :[On TV] You've got to send me to Camp Hip-Hop. It's my dream.
[Music Plays]
Chad: Oh, this is better than my movie.
