Once upon a time, in a perfect world there stood a perfect rose château guarded par a perfect number of perfect fluffy chevaux and surrounded par a perfect mur of perfect rose flowers.
In the perfect château there lived a perfect, perfect girl with a perfect life. Her perfect name was perfect: Serenity Lianna Honeyblossom Sweetytreat Sparkle petit gâteau, cupcake Beauty Mary Sue.
She was always paid par authors to étoile, star in their livres and act like the perfect dream girl; aka a Mary Sue. She lived in Storyland, where all the ideal characters lived until they were picked for a story and then dropped back in after.
One day, when Serenity was happily brushing her perfect mane of perfect blonde hair, a rose sweet-smelling letter sealed with a author's wax joint, joint d’étanchéité floated onto her lap. Serenity beautifully and cutely swept her hair onto a nearby table, tableau and gracefully opened the letter.
Dear Mary Sue, it read.
I am asking toi to étoile, star in my new story. I am trying to test out all sorts of characters for their roles in my story in this Storyland, but first I need you, Mary Sue, to play out the role of Anna Akanique, the vain magician girl that is Friends with my main character, Merlin. The other characters have been cast, so I would be grateful if toi would accept.
Sincerely, Anudie.
Serenity gasped dramatically and wrote a perfect letter of acceptance on a perfect rose piece of paper in her perfect, loopy handwriting. When Anudie received her acceptance, she immediately sent her to play her part.
When Serenity arrived, she looked around for the boy called Merlin. "Oh, handsome!!" she gushed, flinging her arms around him.
"Get off me, thanks," muttered Merlin.
"Tell her to go away, Anudie. She's a distraction."
And so Serenity was sent accueil teary-eyed and angry.
THE END >:)
In the perfect château there lived a perfect, perfect girl with a perfect life. Her perfect name was perfect: Serenity Lianna Honeyblossom Sweetytreat Sparkle petit gâteau, cupcake Beauty Mary Sue.
She was always paid par authors to étoile, star in their livres and act like the perfect dream girl; aka a Mary Sue. She lived in Storyland, where all the ideal characters lived until they were picked for a story and then dropped back in after.
One day, when Serenity was happily brushing her perfect mane of perfect blonde hair, a rose sweet-smelling letter sealed with a author's wax joint, joint d’étanchéité floated onto her lap. Serenity beautifully and cutely swept her hair onto a nearby table, tableau and gracefully opened the letter.
Dear Mary Sue, it read.
I am asking toi to étoile, star in my new story. I am trying to test out all sorts of characters for their roles in my story in this Storyland, but first I need you, Mary Sue, to play out the role of Anna Akanique, the vain magician girl that is Friends with my main character, Merlin. The other characters have been cast, so I would be grateful if toi would accept.
Sincerely, Anudie.
Serenity gasped dramatically and wrote a perfect letter of acceptance on a perfect rose piece of paper in her perfect, loopy handwriting. When Anudie received her acceptance, she immediately sent her to play her part.
When Serenity arrived, she looked around for the boy called Merlin. "Oh, handsome!!" she gushed, flinging her arms around him.
"Get off me, thanks," muttered Merlin.
"Tell her to go away, Anudie. She's a distraction."
And so Serenity was sent accueil teary-eyed and angry.
THE END >:)
This is a story; my story. I am Damien Cole Demidov. My grandparents are full-blooded Russian. I am twenty-one years old, and I’ve been locked up in an asylum for four years.
I have black hair about four inches from my shoulders. I am vampire pale. I have crystal blue eyes. I’m 5’9’’.
I have met many a person in my time. Maybe you’ll meet some of the throughout the story.
Anywho, I live in the U.S. now, shipped over with my mom when I was twelve. I live in New York City at the moment. My mom is back in Russia with my father, and grandparents.
Now, let’s see what’s in store for us.
I have black hair about four inches from my shoulders. I am vampire pale. I have crystal blue eyes. I’m 5’9’’.
I have met many a person in my time. Maybe you’ll meet some of the throughout the story.
Anywho, I live in the U.S. now, shipped over with my mom when I was twelve. I live in New York City at the moment. My mom is back in Russia with my father, and grandparents.
Now, let’s see what’s in store for us.
Here I spread the couleurs of my life
They sound like a tune of fife
They always closed me in a dark room
I put on my headphones, enjoyed & played the boom
It's so boring to just see the sky
Today I decided I'll go and fly
Eveyones mind is full of depressions
But mine is full of imaginations
I changed the dark night into shining sequins
And the heap into beautiful fragrance
I don't want toi to make my hair a mess
Cause I'm wearing the tiara to be a princess
My passion, my obsession, my desire
Don't interfere in between ou I'll blow toi up with flames of fire
They sound like a tune of fife
They always closed me in a dark room
I put on my headphones, enjoyed & played the boom
It's so boring to just see the sky
Today I decided I'll go and fly
Eveyones mind is full of depressions
But mine is full of imaginations
I changed the dark night into shining sequins
And the heap into beautiful fragrance
I don't want toi to make my hair a mess
Cause I'm wearing the tiara to be a princess
My passion, my obsession, my desire
Don't interfere in between ou I'll blow toi up with flames of fire