Warriors Spoof!!!! XD

Prologue

Frostkit snuggled into her mother's warmth. She felt her brother and sister purring, as they too fell asleep. When Goldenrose thought that all her kits were asleep, she slowly rose to her paws. Frostkit shivered as the warmth offered par her mother's body left. She raised her head the slightest bit to see where her mother was going. Goldenrose padded out of their shelter made of leftover twoleg wood. Frostkit heard the leaves crunching as her mother walked away from her. When the sound was distant, Frostkit quietly left the tanière, den as well. After what seemed like ages of following her mother,...

Cinderpelt and Leafpaw are inside Cinderpelt's tanière, den and Cinderpelt is trying to sort herbs alphabetically.

"Hmmmmmmmmmm...does yarrow come before borage? No, wait! Borage is before thym so then yarrow is after cat mint but before wild garlic...right? Shoot. WHY DID I DITCH APPRENTICESHIP???" Cinderpelt mewed. "Hey, Leafpaw! Get off your lazy butt and check to see if étoile, star Clan sent us an email!"

"What?" Leafpaw had Boom Boom Pow par the Black Eyed Peas blaring in her ears from her awesome iPhone.

"I said, check to see if Sta-"

"WHAT??? WHAT DID toi SAY?????"

Cinderpelt rips earphone out of Leafpaw's...

Location: Mystic Clan's camp is a beautiful forest located in England, right suivant a a cat head-shaped, clear, blue lake that members of Mystic Clan call Lake of Power. The lake earned this name because it is believed that there is a secret entrance at the bottom of the lake. For this reason, this lake is extremely valuable to Clan cats, and ids guarded at all times par some of Mystic Clan's best Warriors and Apprentices.

Surrounding Clans: Thunderclan, Shadowclan, Windclan, and River Clan's camps are all behind Mystic Clan, a good deal away from the camp and the Lake of Power. Across the Lake...

DO NOT READ IF toi HAVEN'T READ UP TO MOONRISE!!!!! MAJOR SPOILER ALERT!!!!!







Feathertail is Tested in StarClan



DJ Oakie-Heartie set up the tracks for another long night at his golden mansion. His brother, Crookedstar, was supervising him, so that he wouldn't use the surround sound system.

"Why are toi watching me like that?" he yowled. "I'm not a kit anymore! Besides, I'm older than you!"

As the musique started for the night, Crookedstar's feelings were hurt. He did not see any compassion in his brother for all he had done to protect him. It just wasn't fair.

Saturday par Basshunter was playing in...

Party in StarClan...BRING MOVIE POPCORN!!!



A blue-gray she-cat stood over the edge of Silverpelt, enviously looking down at ThunderClan's territory. The first Twoleg monster had arrived on the territory.

As she looked, she had no idea that a red-brown tom was right behind her. He stalked her carefully, planning every moment. He crouched down, ready to pounce, his rump shaking after hearing "Baby Got Back".

Instead of pouncing though, he slowy moved towards the she-cat's ear.

"Do toi like it?" he whispered to her.

All of a sudden, another Basshunter dance song came on. "Tetris" was playing through...

The Silver Cat Prophecy (What REALLY Happened)



The pools glittered in the moonlight on the cave floor. The entire cave was filled with the musique of Breaking Benjamin. The brown tom didn't like anything else.

The rest of the chats poured in, looking at the tom.

(The only living Tribe cat that walks on two legs) The brown tom stood up, holding a long cane, limping and leaning against it. "Welcome to the Funny Farm," he rasped sarcastically.

"The moon is on the water!" one of the chats panicked.

"No, toi mouse-brain!" he yowled. "It's just moonlight reflectin off the pool. So, toi want me to tell you...

Blurb:A Warriors Spoof version of 2012. If toi haven't read up to The New Prophecy, toi should NOT read this fanfiction, ou even continue lire the summary.
Leafpaw has received signs that the world in the forest would come to an end. Firestar thinks it's just like in the movie 2012, meanwhile. As events of apocaplypse progress, Firestar gets even plus paranoid. How will this end...and what is the "true" story of what happened before the Great Journey?


Prologue: Leafpaw's Discovery

Cinderpelt sorted the herbs casually, organizing them in alphabetical order.

"All right," she murmured to herself,...