Cinderpelt and Leafpaw are inside Cinderpelt's tanière, den and Cinderpelt is trying to sort herbs alphabetically.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm...does yarrow come before borage? No, wait! Borage is before thym so then yarrow is after cat mint but before wild garlic...right? Shoot. WHY DID I DITCH APPRENTICESHIP???" Cinderpelt mewed. "Hey, Leafpaw! Get off your lazy butt and check to see if étoile, star Clan sent us an email!"
"What?" Leafpaw had Boom Boom Pow par the Black Eyed Peas blaring in her ears from her awesome iPhone.
"I said, check to see if Sta-"
"WHAT??? WHAT DID toi SAY?????"
Cinderpelt rips earphone out of Leafpaw's ears.
"CHECK TO SEE IF étoile, star CLAN SENT US AN EMAIL!!!!!!!"
"Jeez, no need to be so loud," Leafpool muttered. "Hey, why is your face all red?"
"OH, FOR THE l’amour OF PETE! WHY ME? HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH THIS..THIS..TEENAGER!?!?"
Leafpaw stared at her and muttered, "Old crackpot."
"I need some asprin..." Cinderpelt murmured, and exited the tanière, den muttering cuss words.
Leafpaw shrugged and said,"Not MY problem," and sat down at the pomme computer. She went on her email, crowpawissohot12@thunderclan.com, and checked her inbox.
"YAY!!!!! Crowpaw sent me an email!" Leafpaw squealed. She clicked on it, and a video popped up.
VIDEO:
Firestar and Sandstorm are inside Firestar's tanière, den and disco lights are flashing around. The camera makes Firestar look really fat. The song 'You Belong With Me' par Taylor rapide, swift comes on.
Firestar: (shaking booty) You're on the phone with your girlfriend. She's upset!
Sandstorm: (crazily shaking her head around) She's going off about something that toi said.
Firestar: 'Cause she (points at Squirrelpaw as she randomly enters the room) doesn't get your humor like I do! (crazily laughs while jumping up and down)
Sandstorm: I"m in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night. I'm listening to the kind of musique she (points to Squirrelpaw, who is randomly eating a waffle)doesn't like.
Firestar: She'll never know your story like I do...BOOK AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!
livres randomly tumble down on haut, retour au début of Squirrelpaw, who then pops out of the pile of livres and shouts, "DRAT! I Lost MY WAFFLE!"
END OF VIDEO. THANK GOD.
Leafpaw wiped spit off of her chin. That waffle looked good. She typed back to Crowpaw;
Ha ha ha! Old scuders. They made total fools out of themselves! Post it on YouTube.
Suddenly, the computer said, "You've got mail!" in a voice Leafpaw had installed to sound like Crowpaw's voice. She checked and saw it was from étoile, star Clan.
Leafpaw opened it up and a aléatoire video of a Twoleg with tacky shoes, an abnormally large microphone, and a stupid haircut dancing to what sounded like '80s musique popped up. When the horrible video ended, Leafpaw read the email:
YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!!!
Hehe, sorry. We just figured you'd want a little fun before toi DIED!
Yup, that's right! The world is gonna end, dude!
Share this with your leader.
Signed,
Your Friendly Friends in étoile, star Clan
Leafpaw stared at the screen. "They...called...me...a...DUDE!" she shrieked. "Oooh, they're gonna get it.."
Leafpaw picked up a brick and hurled it up into the sky. Ha.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm...does yarrow come before borage? No, wait! Borage is before thym so then yarrow is after cat mint but before wild garlic...right? Shoot. WHY DID I DITCH APPRENTICESHIP???" Cinderpelt mewed. "Hey, Leafpaw! Get off your lazy butt and check to see if étoile, star Clan sent us an email!"
"What?" Leafpaw had Boom Boom Pow par the Black Eyed Peas blaring in her ears from her awesome iPhone.
"I said, check to see if Sta-"
"WHAT??? WHAT DID toi SAY?????"
Cinderpelt rips earphone out of Leafpaw's ears.
"CHECK TO SEE IF étoile, star CLAN SENT US AN EMAIL!!!!!!!"
"Jeez, no need to be so loud," Leafpool muttered. "Hey, why is your face all red?"
"OH, FOR THE l’amour OF PETE! WHY ME? HOW DID I GET STUCK WITH THIS..THIS..TEENAGER!?!?"
Leafpaw stared at her and muttered, "Old crackpot."
"I need some asprin..." Cinderpelt murmured, and exited the tanière, den muttering cuss words.
Leafpaw shrugged and said,"Not MY problem," and sat down at the pomme computer. She went on her email, crowpawissohot12@thunderclan.com, and checked her inbox.
"YAY!!!!! Crowpaw sent me an email!" Leafpaw squealed. She clicked on it, and a video popped up.
VIDEO:
Firestar and Sandstorm are inside Firestar's tanière, den and disco lights are flashing around. The camera makes Firestar look really fat. The song 'You Belong With Me' par Taylor rapide, swift comes on.
Firestar: (shaking booty) You're on the phone with your girlfriend. She's upset!
Sandstorm: (crazily shaking her head around) She's going off about something that toi said.
Firestar: 'Cause she (points at Squirrelpaw as she randomly enters the room) doesn't get your humor like I do! (crazily laughs while jumping up and down)
Sandstorm: I"m in my room, it's a typical Tuesday night. I'm listening to the kind of musique she (points to Squirrelpaw, who is randomly eating a waffle)doesn't like.
Firestar: She'll never know your story like I do...BOOK AVALANCHE!!!!!!!!!
livres randomly tumble down on haut, retour au début of Squirrelpaw, who then pops out of the pile of livres and shouts, "DRAT! I Lost MY WAFFLE!"
END OF VIDEO. THANK GOD.
Leafpaw wiped spit off of her chin. That waffle looked good. She typed back to Crowpaw;
Ha ha ha! Old scuders. They made total fools out of themselves! Post it on YouTube.
Suddenly, the computer said, "You've got mail!" in a voice Leafpaw had installed to sound like Crowpaw's voice. She checked and saw it was from étoile, star Clan.
Leafpaw opened it up and a aléatoire video of a Twoleg with tacky shoes, an abnormally large microphone, and a stupid haircut dancing to what sounded like '80s musique popped up. When the horrible video ended, Leafpaw read the email:
YOU JUST GOT RICK ROLLED!!!
Hehe, sorry. We just figured you'd want a little fun before toi DIED!
Yup, that's right! The world is gonna end, dude!
Share this with your leader.
Signed,
Your Friendly Friends in étoile, star Clan
Leafpaw stared at the screen. "They...called...me...a...DUDE!" she shrieked. "Oooh, they're gonna get it.."
Leafpaw picked up a brick and hurled it up into the sky. Ha.
hi im rubystar(a red she cat with a ruby in her chest and forehead and on the tip of the tail) i am a cat of rubyclan(a clan that is out of the book aka my clan).im a nobel leader but i need the strngth of my clan to help.when i was a kit my mother(moontail)know i was a born leader.i was the best apprentic.then i became rubyheart.i was the best warrior like my father(sunclaw)he was a strong cat.then i became depudy.then 12 moons later the leader(satphierstar)died and i became leader with my deputy(sunheart)and best friend / mate heartsfire.
Airclan:
Leader:AirStar
Deputy:WindClaw (apprentice Stripepaw
Medicene cat: Halfstep
Warriors:
Cedarheart
Whalefur
Mudfur
HalfMark
LionStep (apprentice Orangpaw)
Apprentices:
Stripepaw
OrangePaw
Queens:Windfur
There's Airclan for you! Read my other Allegiances in my articles! (LionBlaze01) Also read my book, Series: A darkening time, Book:no,1 Called The Secrets. I Hope toi enjoy the story! I have no prolouge for it! Sorry s: I worked very hard with this story and half of the credits go to my best friends, C.J and EvyDog! :)
Leader:AirStar
Deputy:WindClaw (apprentice Stripepaw
Medicene cat: Halfstep
Warriors:
Cedarheart
Whalefur
Mudfur
HalfMark
LionStep (apprentice Orangpaw)
Apprentices:
Stripepaw
OrangePaw
Queens:Windfur
There's Airclan for you! Read my other Allegiances in my articles! (LionBlaze01) Also read my book, Series: A darkening time, Book:no,1 Called The Secrets. I Hope toi enjoy the story! I have no prolouge for it! Sorry s: I worked very hard with this story and half of the credits go to my best friends, C.J and EvyDog! :)
LightningClan
Leader: LightningStar
Deputy: GrassBark.
apprentice,Graypaw
Medicene Cat: Ashtail. Apprentice, Fastpaw
Warriors:
GrassBark (apprentice Graypaw)
MorningFlower
Graymark Apprentice, MoringPaw
MudClaw
HighTail
Tallflower
Apprentices:
MoringPaw
GrayPaw
Fastkit
Queens:
MorningFlower
TallFlower.
WaterClan
Leader:WaterStar
Deputy:Stripetail (apprentice Woodpaw)
Medicene Cat: LeafCeadar
Warriors:
Bluewater
Leapordfur
Rowantail
Blackclaw (apprentice, tallpaw)
Tigertail
Grayfeather
Apprentices:
WoodPaw
TallPaw
DarkClan (the main clan)
Leader:GreenStar
Deputy:Redtail
Medicene cat: Nettlewhisker
Warriors:
Darktail
Sparrowtail (apprentice Dolphinpaw)
Tawnyfur
Graymoon
Brownfur
Moletail
RunningWing (apprentice, Blackpaw
Apprentices:
Dolphinpaw
Blackpaw
Queens:
Lizardstripe
Moontail.
auteur Note: Airclan coming soon!
Leader: LightningStar
Deputy: GrassBark.
apprentice,Graypaw
Medicene Cat: Ashtail. Apprentice, Fastpaw
Warriors:
GrassBark (apprentice Graypaw)
MorningFlower
Graymark Apprentice, MoringPaw
MudClaw
HighTail
Tallflower
Apprentices:
MoringPaw
GrayPaw
Fastkit
Queens:
MorningFlower
TallFlower.
WaterClan
Leader:WaterStar
Deputy:Stripetail (apprentice Woodpaw)
Medicene Cat: LeafCeadar
Warriors:
Bluewater
Leapordfur
Rowantail
Blackclaw (apprentice, tallpaw)
Tigertail
Grayfeather
Apprentices:
WoodPaw
TallPaw
DarkClan (the main clan)
Leader:GreenStar
Deputy:Redtail
Medicene cat: Nettlewhisker
Warriors:
Darktail
Sparrowtail (apprentice Dolphinpaw)
Tawnyfur
Graymoon
Brownfur
Moletail
RunningWing (apprentice, Blackpaw
Apprentices:
Dolphinpaw
Blackpaw
Queens:
Lizardstripe
Moontail.
auteur Note: Airclan coming soon!