Well, everyone, I have decided to annuler Christmas this year. If I have to suffer this Christmas, then so should everyone else. Why? Because of the worst Christmas related fanfic I have ever read. It is a fanfic called Sexy Santa.... Oh god.
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their Friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly, Santa comes down the chimney. Though, instead of the usual Santa, being fat and have a beard, its Edward, who is younger, thinner, and plus attractive to fangirls.
So, par seeing Bella looking as dead as she is in the movie, Edward the does what he says is "Make a move". In other words, he forces her into sex.... Oh, fucking perfect, its another sex fanfic. So, this goes on, and on, and on, for literally most of the fanfic. It just doesn't stop.
So, after that uncomfortable scene, the news says that children everywhere were disappointed that Santa did not come, because Edward was too busy with sleeping with dead looking girls. But, it turns out it was her friends, who made up the news cast, just so she could meet Edward, because just fucking having them meet was too fucking hard.
And, there toi have it, Sexy Santa...... Can toi really blame me for wanting to annuler Christmas? The fanfic is nothing plus then a shitty sex fanfic, and the rest are just a bunch of dumb half-assed dialogue with plot holes everywhere. In other words, I have Lost my Christmas spirit, and this shitfic is to blame. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
So, this fanfic is based off the atrocious Twilight movies. Oh, boy, were off to a great fucking start. Anyway, Bella's friend buys airtime TV for her, but, for some stupid reason, she also buys her lingerie, because..... that's what everyone buys their Friends on Christmas. So, she wears it when she goes to sleep, because I don't fucking know, when suddenly, Santa comes down the chimney. Though, instead of the usual Santa, being fat and have a beard, its Edward, who is younger, thinner, and plus attractive to fangirls.
So, par seeing Bella looking as dead as she is in the movie, Edward the does what he says is "Make a move". In other words, he forces her into sex.... Oh, fucking perfect, its another sex fanfic. So, this goes on, and on, and on, for literally most of the fanfic. It just doesn't stop.
So, after that uncomfortable scene, the news says that children everywhere were disappointed that Santa did not come, because Edward was too busy with sleeping with dead looking girls. But, it turns out it was her friends, who made up the news cast, just so she could meet Edward, because just fucking having them meet was too fucking hard.
And, there toi have it, Sexy Santa...... Can toi really blame me for wanting to annuler Christmas? The fanfic is nothing plus then a shitty sex fanfic, and the rest are just a bunch of dumb half-assed dialogue with plot holes everywhere. In other words, I have Lost my Christmas spirit, and this shitfic is to blame. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
Bowser: bwahaha!
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*
Zalgo: what is he laughing about?
Mewtwo: about something stupid i'm sure...
Bowser: our villain meeting is now in session!
Robotnik: woo!
All: ...
Robotnik: awkward...
Bowser: moving on...
Zalgo: please do!
Bowser: first order of business, we must gather all the villains to over power the heros!
Mewtwo: but wouldn't they team up also?
All: ._.
Bowser: fuc*
Me: yep... they are lemons
All: shut-up!
Me: :D
*SpongeBob reference FTW*