(Nick and Alice stare at each other at the table)
Cody: My god. Every since toi two started dating, you;ve just been Lost in each others eyes
Nick: Were not Lost in each others eyes. Were just having a staring contest. We only stare into each others eyes around four
Cody: Fantastic
Cory: (Runs through door) Nick. Cody. Something terrible is happening
Nick: What. Is it the end of the world
Cory: Worse. Come on
Nick: Did we honestly walk downtown just to read a fucking poster
Cory: Just read it
Nick: Alright. "The amazing Dubstep duo, Wub and Dubare coming to New York to play some of there hit songs like ElectroFagnet, Cyborg Whore, Robot Ejaculation, and more"... What the fuck is a dubstep
Cody: I told toi before, its-
???: Appearently, toi don't know the art of technology. Isn't that right, Wub
Wub: Indeed it is Dub
Nick: What the fuck. Now we got hipsters as musicians. What's so great about your music. Is it like heavy metal
Dub: Oh, please. We don't play anything so outdated like that. We use the art of modern computers to make our music
Wub: (Holds laptop) Now, prepare to be amazed (Plays dubstep)
Nick: ............... (Blood comes out his ears)
Alice: Umm... Nick... Your ears are bleeding
Nick: My God, toi two suck. Dubsetp makes me want to choke someone with there small intestant. plus specificly, toi two dirty hipsters.
Wub: Of course. Another pathetic musique critic. Wouldn't toi agree Dub
Dub: It certanly is, Wub
Nick: Quiet talking like that. And if it's musique toi want. It's musique toi fucks will get
Wub: Please. If toi come anywhere near our concert with that outdated garbage. Well be sure to rip it to pieces and toss the bland pieces into the trash. The same will be done to you, right Dub
Dub: Indeed Wub (Both walk off)
Nick: Fucking hipsters. Cody, lets go to the musique shop. I have an idea
Hipster 1: Hey, look, a dubstep concert. Should we check it out
Hipster 2: Eh
Hipster 1: Me too (Both head to concert)
Wub and Dub: (In unosin) We are Wub and Dub. Together, we are one. Now, let us seronate toi with the musique of the modern age
Hipster crowd: (Texting on phones) Eh
Nick: Okay. Their they are. Alice, did toi get everyone
Alice: I got the head bangers, the groupies, the bouncers, and that one guy that loves to jump off the stage
Nick: Awesome. Cory, how does the stage look
Cory: I got the lights, the smoke machine, and that giant feu breathing monster statue above it all. So, yep
Nick: Great. Cody, how is the merchindise
Cody: Do we really need the merchandise. All were doing is upstaging those dubstep guys. Is this neca-
Nick: -SARY?! Yes, it is.
Cody: Then yes, its ready
Nick: Great. Lets go
Wub and Dub: (Play dubstep)
Nick: (Plugs guitare into amp) Okay. One, Two, fuck it. GO (Plays guitar)
Wub: Huh. Did toi hear that, Dub
Dub: Indeed, Wub. Sounds like outdated trash from the seventies
Nick: It's called heavy metal toi tone deaf fucks
Dub: Oh, if it isn't that idiot that can't see real music. Would toi like to rip his Bones out first, Wub
Wub: No thanks, Dub. I think toi should go first
Dub: Very well (Takes out light sword)
Nick: Damn. What else did I miss. Cody, where are you
Cody: Still at the merch booth
Nick: Well, get over here. I need toi to play the back up guitare I bought
Cody: Wha- Oh fuck it. It's best to just do what toi say then argue (Gets on stage and plays guitar)
Nick: Okay (picks up guitar) Thank god this guitare is also a battle axe (Swings axe)
Dub: (Blocks it with light sword)
Nick: Cody. Quick. Do a face melter
Cody: Okay (Plays guitare solo)
Dub: Rrrrmmmm..... Stop that infurnal racket. I can't kill this moron when you-
Nick: Yeah, that won't happen (Swings axe and cuts Dub's head off)
Wub: (Stares and runs over to Dub's body) No. He can't be dead. He was my other half
Nick: Oh, silly, but obviously stupid and annoying hipster. He wasn't your other half (Swings axe and cuts Wub in half and then holds up his dismembered legs) Now this is your other half. I know you'll want revenge and I should be worried and blah blah blah. But, I won't have to worry about that because you'll bleed to death in the suivant few minutes. So, before toi die. Listen to actual musique (Begins playing guitar)
(Nick opens door)
Nick: That was awesome
Cory: Yeah. Thank god we didn't have to hear that god awful music
Nick: Same here. Lets celebrate (Takes out shot glasses and pours vodka into three and then drinks from bottle)
Cody: My god. Every since toi two started dating, you;ve just been Lost in each others eyes
Nick: Were not Lost in each others eyes. Were just having a staring contest. We only stare into each others eyes around four
Cody: Fantastic
Cory: (Runs through door) Nick. Cody. Something terrible is happening
Nick: What. Is it the end of the world
Cory: Worse. Come on
Nick: Did we honestly walk downtown just to read a fucking poster
Cory: Just read it
Nick: Alright. "The amazing Dubstep duo, Wub and Dubare coming to New York to play some of there hit songs like ElectroFagnet, Cyborg Whore, Robot Ejaculation, and more"... What the fuck is a dubstep
Cody: I told toi before, its-
???: Appearently, toi don't know the art of technology. Isn't that right, Wub
Wub: Indeed it is Dub
Nick: What the fuck. Now we got hipsters as musicians. What's so great about your music. Is it like heavy metal
Dub: Oh, please. We don't play anything so outdated like that. We use the art of modern computers to make our music
Wub: (Holds laptop) Now, prepare to be amazed (Plays dubstep)
Nick: ............... (Blood comes out his ears)
Alice: Umm... Nick... Your ears are bleeding
Nick: My God, toi two suck. Dubsetp makes me want to choke someone with there small intestant. plus specificly, toi two dirty hipsters.
Wub: Of course. Another pathetic musique critic. Wouldn't toi agree Dub
Dub: It certanly is, Wub
Nick: Quiet talking like that. And if it's musique toi want. It's musique toi fucks will get
Wub: Please. If toi come anywhere near our concert with that outdated garbage. Well be sure to rip it to pieces and toss the bland pieces into the trash. The same will be done to you, right Dub
Dub: Indeed Wub (Both walk off)
Nick: Fucking hipsters. Cody, lets go to the musique shop. I have an idea
Hipster 1: Hey, look, a dubstep concert. Should we check it out
Hipster 2: Eh
Hipster 1: Me too (Both head to concert)
Wub and Dub: (In unosin) We are Wub and Dub. Together, we are one. Now, let us seronate toi with the musique of the modern age
Hipster crowd: (Texting on phones) Eh
Nick: Okay. Their they are. Alice, did toi get everyone
Alice: I got the head bangers, the groupies, the bouncers, and that one guy that loves to jump off the stage
Nick: Awesome. Cory, how does the stage look
Cory: I got the lights, the smoke machine, and that giant feu breathing monster statue above it all. So, yep
Nick: Great. Cody, how is the merchindise
Cody: Do we really need the merchandise. All were doing is upstaging those dubstep guys. Is this neca-
Nick: -SARY?! Yes, it is.
Cody: Then yes, its ready
Nick: Great. Lets go
Wub and Dub: (Play dubstep)
Nick: (Plugs guitare into amp) Okay. One, Two, fuck it. GO (Plays guitar)
Wub: Huh. Did toi hear that, Dub
Dub: Indeed, Wub. Sounds like outdated trash from the seventies
Nick: It's called heavy metal toi tone deaf fucks
Dub: Oh, if it isn't that idiot that can't see real music. Would toi like to rip his Bones out first, Wub
Wub: No thanks, Dub. I think toi should go first
Dub: Very well (Takes out light sword)
Nick: Damn. What else did I miss. Cody, where are you
Cody: Still at the merch booth
Nick: Well, get over here. I need toi to play the back up guitare I bought
Cody: Wha- Oh fuck it. It's best to just do what toi say then argue (Gets on stage and plays guitar)
Nick: Okay (picks up guitar) Thank god this guitare is also a battle axe (Swings axe)
Dub: (Blocks it with light sword)
Nick: Cody. Quick. Do a face melter
Cody: Okay (Plays guitare solo)
Dub: Rrrrmmmm..... Stop that infurnal racket. I can't kill this moron when you-
Nick: Yeah, that won't happen (Swings axe and cuts Dub's head off)
Wub: (Stares and runs over to Dub's body) No. He can't be dead. He was my other half
Nick: Oh, silly, but obviously stupid and annoying hipster. He wasn't your other half (Swings axe and cuts Wub in half and then holds up his dismembered legs) Now this is your other half. I know you'll want revenge and I should be worried and blah blah blah. But, I won't have to worry about that because you'll bleed to death in the suivant few minutes. So, before toi die. Listen to actual musique (Begins playing guitar)
(Nick opens door)
Nick: That was awesome
Cory: Yeah. Thank god we didn't have to hear that god awful music
Nick: Same here. Lets celebrate (Takes out shot glasses and pours vodka into three and then drinks from bottle)