Jensen Ackles

Dean Winchester: I think we're getting closer to its lair.
[]Sam Winchester:[/b] How can toi tell?
Dean Winchester: Because there's another puke-inducing pile suivant to your face.
Sam looks over, sees the blob, and gags


Dean Winchester: I really wish things could be different, toi know, I wish toi could just be Joe College.
Sam Winchester: Nah, that's okay. toi know, truth is, even at Stanford, deep down, I never really fit in.
Dean Winchester: Well, that's cuz you're a freak.
Sam Winchester: Yeah, thanks.
Dean Winchester: Well I'm a freak, too. I'm right there with you, all the way.


Dean Winchester:...

Kenny Spruce: Can I ask toi a question?
Dean Winchester: Sure.
Kenny Spruce: Before, when toi and Sam were talking - he a dit toi had two months left?
Dean Winchester: It's complicated. A while ago, Sam...
He stops, looking into the camera.
Dean Winchester: toi know what? I'm not gonna whine about my bullshit problems to a bullshit reality show, I'm gonna do my fuckin' job.
Kenny Spruce: [after a long pause] Is it cancer?
Dean Winchester: Shut up.


Harry Spangler: [to Ed] toi need to go be gay for that poor dead intern.


Kenny Spruce: [after Dean moves a heavy cabinet] Wow. You're strong.
Dean gives him...

Sam Winchester: toi know man, I'm sick and tired of your old stupid kamikazee trick.
Dean Winchester: Whoa whoa whoa. Kamikazee? I'm plus like a ninja.
Sam Winchester: That's not funny.
Dean Winchester: It's a little Funny.
Sam Winchester: No it's not.


Dean Winchester: What do toi want me to do same? Sit around all jour écriture sad poems about how I'm going to die. Well salut I got one. What rhymes with SHUT UP SAM


Bela Talbot: What's so pressing about finding the boys anyway?
Gordon Walker: Sam Winchester is the Anti-Christ.
Bela Talbot: Mmmm...I'd heard something about that...
Gordon Walker: It's true....

Upon getting filmed in 'night vision'
Dean Winchester: Do I look like Paris Hilton?


Officer: Hold it!
Dean Winchester: Whoa, whoa, whoa, guys. False alarm. I tripped the system.
Officer: Who are you?
Dean Winchester: I'm the boss's kid.
Officer: You're Mr. Yamishiro's kid?


Dean Winchester: Dude, I earned that money.
Sam Winchester: toi won it in a poker game.
Dean Winchester: Yeah.


Sam awakens from another nightmare
Sam Winchester:[b/] Why'd toi let me fall asleep?
[b]Dean Winchester: Cause I'm an awesome brother. So what did toi dream about?
Sam Winchester: Lollipops and Candy canes.


Sam Winchester: Find...

Sam opens Christmas present from Dean.
Sam Winchester: Skin mags!
Sam opens the suivant package.
Sam Winchester: and... shaving cream!


Dean Winchester: toi fucking touch me agian I'll fucking kill you


Sam Winchester: Well, we're not dealing with the anti-Clause.
Dean Winchester: What'd Bobby say?
Sam Winchester: Uh, that we're morons.


Dean Winchester: Find anything?
Sam Winchester: Stockings, mistletoe, this...
Hands Dean the tooth.
Dean Winchester: A tooth? Where was this?
Sam Winchester: In the chimney.
Dean Winchester: Chimney? No way a man fits up a chimney, it's too narrow.
Sam Winchester: No way he fits...

Dean Winchester: [At his father's grave] 'Course, I know what you'd say. Well, not the toi that played softball, but..."So, go hunt the djinn. It put toi here, it could put toi back. Your happiness, for all those peoples' lives? No contest." Right? But why? Why is it my job to save these people? Why do I have to be some kind of hero? What about us, huh? What, Mom's not supposed to live her life, Sammy's not supposed to get married? Why do we have to sacrifice everything, Dad? It's... yeah...


Dean Winchester: Yeah. Lucky me. I've got to tell you, though, man - toi had Jess. Mom was gonna have...

Dean Winchester: We gotta figure this out and fast. What d'ya find out about Granny?
Sam Winchester: [drunkenly] You're bossy.
Dean Winchester: Huh?
Sam Winchester: You're bossy... and short...
Chuckles
Dean Winchester: Are toi drunk?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, so? Stupid...


Dean wants proof that an old woman has actually had a stroke
Sam Winchester: What do toi want to do, poke her with a stick?
Dean gets an approving look on his face
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!


Sam Winchester: Dean I need toi to watch out for me.
Dean Winchester: I always do.
Sam Winchester: No I need you...