Jared Padalecki

Dean Winchester: We gotta figure this out and fast. What d'ya find out about Granny?
Sam Winchester: [drunkenly] You're bossy.
Dean Winchester: Huh?
Sam Winchester: You're bossy... and short...
Chuckles
Dean Winchester: Are toi drunk?
Sam Winchester: Yeah, so? Stupid...


Dean wants proof that an old woman has actually had a stroke
Sam Winchester: What do toi want to do, poke her with a stick?
Dean gets an approving look on his face
Sam Winchester: Dude, you're not gonna poke her with a stick!


Sam Winchester: Dean I need toi to watch out for me.
Dean Winchester: I always do.
Sam Winchester: No I need you...

The thrilling and terrifying journey of the Winchester Brothers continues with the fifth season of "Supernatural" on The CW.

Twenty-six years ago, Sam Winchester (Jared Padalecki) and Dean Winchester (Jensen Ackles) Lost their mother to a mysterious and demonic Supernatural force. Subsequently, their father John (Jeffrey Dean Morgan, "Watchmen") raised them to be soldiers. He taught them about the paranormal evil that lives in the dark corners and on the back roads of America...and he taught them how to kill it.

Sam and Dean spent their lives on the road, cruising America's highways in their...

Dean chuckles
Sam Winchester: What?
Dean Winchester: Nothing.
Sam Winchester: Dean. What?
Dean Winchester: Dude you... toi like full on had a girl inside toi for like a whole week.
Dean chuckles
Dean Winchester: It's pretty naughty.


Sam Winchester: [possessed par demon] Hell is like, well, it's hell.


Bobby Singer: Don't try to con a con man.


Dean Winchester: I'll call toi later.
Jo Harvelle: No toi won't.


Sam Winchester: My daddy shot your daddy in the head.


Dean Winchester: Hi, so sorry to bother toi but my son snuck out of the house last night and went to a Justin Timberlake concert... What?... Uh yeah......