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The name is Salvatore. As in savior
I'm the most dangerous thing you're ever likely to encounter in your life.
(harassing Stefan about Elena)
I only did it because I wanted to be close to you. Brothers should be close.
(making a pact)
Stefan: I agree.
Damon: And I agree. In fact, we all seem to be in a frenzy of pure agreement.
(on Fell's Church)
Kingdoms rise and kingdoms fall. When you’ve seen enough of them as I have toi develop an indifference. And this miserable place is hardly a dot on the map, anyway.
(on the subject of joining Katherine)
Katherine: I didn't mean to hurt you... I'm sorry.
Damon: Katherine?
Katherine: Yes?
Damon: Katherine...
Katherine: Yes, Damon?
Damon: Go to hell.
I can waken things inside toi that have been sleeping all your life.
Elena: Where's Stefan?
Damon: Stefan who?
Elena: I'd rather cut my throat.
Damon: An intriguing thought. But I can do it so much plus enjoyably.
(to Elena)
Damon: Do toi know... that a môle, mole on the neck means you'll be wealthy? Do toi mind if I check?
Stefan: I mind.
Damon: But do toi matter?
(with Bonnie & 2 werewolves)
Three may be a crowd, but four is enough for a round of bridge, yes?
(to Bonnie whose has a ruler on the werewolves)
toi did some very nice work with that but toi don’t need it anymore.
They’re in chiot heaven now. Well, chiot hell, plus likely, but toi don’t need to worry about them, is the point.
(to Bonnie about drinking her blood)
“Never. I’d never take advantage of a sleeping maiden.”
(seeing Elena and Stefan's reunion)
Damon: Very touching. Do toi want me to imitate a violin?
(to Bonnie about the bodies in the library)
Now remember to be surprised when they find three dead people at the library—especially the poor bloke they turned into a pile of bones.
(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett)
Elena: The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl toi left wandering around there in her slip?
Damon: Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips.
(to Bonnie about the dangers about to come in 'Blood Will Tell')
What you’re challenging isn’t beatable. That’s the truth, maybe not in words of one syllable but as simply as I can put it without resorting to sock-puppets.
Stefan: What are toi going to do when they come after you?... Kill them all?...
Damon: Why not?
Stefan: Do toi want to get caught, Damon?
Damon: I am never caught, little brother.
(to Bonnie about not drinking her blood immediately)
Don’t burst a blood vessel trying to make me too mad. After all, some jour toi will be ripe. And I’ve got a good memory.
(to Elena)
I told Stefan from the beginning that he was selfish not to share you. Brothers should share things, toi know.
(throwing a arbre out of a forest in a wild display of power)
I didn't like it there anyway.
Giuseppe: What do toi mean, you're not going back(to university)?
Damon: I would have thought even toi could understand such a simple sentence, father. Shall I repeat it in Latin for you?
Giuseppe: toi are telling me that I... will have to face my Friends knowing my son is a... an idler?
Damon:Apparently. If toi can call those who faon, fawn on toi in the hopes that toi will lend them money your friends.
The name is Salvatore. As in savior
I'm the most dangerous thing you're ever likely to encounter in your life.
(harassing Stefan about Elena)
I only did it because I wanted to be close to you. Brothers should be close.
(making a pact)
Stefan: I agree.
Damon: And I agree. In fact, we all seem to be in a frenzy of pure agreement.
(on Fell's Church)
Kingdoms rise and kingdoms fall. When you’ve seen enough of them as I have toi develop an indifference. And this miserable place is hardly a dot on the map, anyway.
(on the subject of joining Katherine)
Katherine: I didn't mean to hurt you... I'm sorry.
Damon: Katherine?
Katherine: Yes?
Damon: Katherine...
Katherine: Yes, Damon?
Damon: Go to hell.
I can waken things inside toi that have been sleeping all your life.
Elena: Where's Stefan?
Damon: Stefan who?
Elena: I'd rather cut my throat.
Damon: An intriguing thought. But I can do it so much plus enjoyably.
(to Elena)
Damon: Do toi know... that a môle, mole on the neck means you'll be wealthy? Do toi mind if I check?
Stefan: I mind.
Damon: But do toi matter?
(with Bonnie & 2 werewolves)
Three may be a crowd, but four is enough for a round of bridge, yes?
(to Bonnie whose has a ruler on the werewolves)
toi did some very nice work with that but toi don’t need it anymore.
They’re in chiot heaven now. Well, chiot hell, plus likely, but toi don’t need to worry about them, is the point.
(to Bonnie about drinking her blood)
“Never. I’d never take advantage of a sleeping maiden.”
(seeing Elena and Stefan's reunion)
Damon: Very touching. Do toi want me to imitate a violin?
(to Bonnie about the bodies in the library)
Now remember to be surprised when they find three dead people at the library—especially the poor bloke they turned into a pile of bones.
(denying the attack of Vickie Bennett)
Elena: The cemetery, remember? The ruined church? The girl toi left wandering around there in her slip?
Damon: Sorry, no. And I usually do remember girls I leave wandering in their slips.
(to Bonnie about the dangers about to come in 'Blood Will Tell')
What you’re challenging isn’t beatable. That’s the truth, maybe not in words of one syllable but as simply as I can put it without resorting to sock-puppets.
Stefan: What are toi going to do when they come after you?... Kill them all?...
Damon: Why not?
Stefan: Do toi want to get caught, Damon?
Damon: I am never caught, little brother.
(to Bonnie about not drinking her blood immediately)
Don’t burst a blood vessel trying to make me too mad. After all, some jour toi will be ripe. And I’ve got a good memory.
(to Elena)
I told Stefan from the beginning that he was selfish not to share you. Brothers should share things, toi know.
(throwing a arbre out of a forest in a wild display of power)
I didn't like it there anyway.
Giuseppe: What do toi mean, you're not going back(to university)?
Damon: I would have thought even toi could understand such a simple sentence, father. Shall I repeat it in Latin for you?
Giuseppe: toi are telling me that I... will have to face my Friends knowing my son is a... an idler?
Damon:Apparently. If toi can call those who faon, fawn on toi in the hopes that toi will lend them money your friends.