Marc: You're not passing. I'm not going to stag, hag.
Amanda: You'll have to buy your own beer, queer.
Marc: toi can't just ditch, bi-
Amanda: Oh shut up!
Amanda: Who cares about carbs when you're from Queens, right?
Marc: When did catwalk become fatwalk?
Amanda: Keep working- a little plus overtime and toi can switch to invisalines.
Amanda: I can bearly leave the house with an out-of-season handbag and toi montrer up on a daily basis looking like a yard sale and toi don't care. Its like toi were genetically engineered without the fear gene.
Amanda: Have toi been smoking one of your ponchos?
Amanda: Hi. Are toi the before?
Betty: Huh?
Amanda: Before and after. The photoshoot?
Marc: toi must prove your loyalty to the queen.
Amanda: You?
Marc: Wilhelmina!
Amanda: But its your mother. I'm the l’amour of your life. Remember?
Marc: toi are officallly released from beard duty. Consider yourself shaved.
Amanda: Oh look. Its scary Bradshaw and a side of potatoes.
Betty: toi keep walking par Daniel's office saying really loud that toi have big plans tomorrow with this new guy you're seeing.
Amanda: Not anymore. Jerk called me an heure il y a and says he has to spend the jour with his wife and kids. I;m like, grow a pair, will you? I am so over men. They all suck.
salut all. I have a great book -- definitely in the “Ugly Betty” mode -- to recommend. It’s called “The Flawless Skin of Ugly People” (by a guy named Doug Crandell) and it’s fabulous. It’s about the relationship between a misfit of a guy with really bad acne and his extremely overweight girlfriend. Think Jenny Craig ad crossed with ProActiv infomercial, and you’ll get the idea. The best thing, though, is that this is a real l’amour story, really romantic. And a really comforting read for anybody (like me) tired of all the perfect Heroes and heroines in these kind of books. It’s out this week (and in paperback, which is good), and definitely worth buying.
