Kellan Lutz in "August Man" Magazine

bella's pov ( another strange version of twilight remember is in like 1800's)

Edward's hands turned to fists
"WHAT" edward yelled

James jump back a little par the sound
but then he grab my waist and pull me closer to his body

"Yes toi heared me right Isabella is soon to be my wife so.." james stop talking
because edward's face change into a deadly and devilish glare james let go of me and step one step back
"Hey why don't toi go mind your own buisness" james a dit trying to sound angry but he sounded terribly scared i smile

edward was still looking at James and he took one step foward but then 2...

-At Jacob’s house-

Jacob: Alright… a response to this gay note Bella gave to her dad to give to my dad to give to me. I’ll have to try and sound sincere. And angry. I’ll press the pen into the paper to dent it so she feels guilty.

Billy: -appears out of thin air- talking to No one again, son?

Jacob: Yep. I trust him with aaaalllll my secrets.

No one: Somehow it’s always us two when toi speak your thoughts like this. I guess I just repulse people. –Sobs– Were is Jasper when I need him?! And where the hell is my knife?!

Jacob: Damn you, No one! toi aren’t supposed to reply when I tell...

"What is your story?" Asked the voice
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"Mommy, Tell us a story." The young Girl Said
"Yeah, Mom." The boy sitting suivant to him replied. The three little children sat on the floor looking up at me.
"Fine, What do toi want to here a stpry about? Princes and princesses? loups garous and witches, Vampires?" I could not help but chuckle at vampires.
"Tell us how toi meet Daddy," The other little girl a dit as she messed with her brunette hair that was hanging in front of her face. My children sat there looking up at me.
" It was my first jour of school here in Forks,"
"Meanwhile in spoons," Liz murmured...