"Er, Edward?"
"No, Jacob?"
"Can, can toi answer this for me?"
"No."
"Aw, but we're buddies!!!"
"I don't like you, Jacob."
"But we're amigos!! ou in your case, amigas!!"
"Since when did I become female?"
"Since toi started glittering in the sun."
"Lets not mention your genetic glitch, Fido."
"Touché."
"Seriously dude, I need toi to answer this."
"I thought chiens couldn't talk."
"Aren't fées all female?"
"Bella likes sparkling men."
"I can't believe toi a dit that."
"Leave me alone."
"You called yourself SPARKLY!!"
"Get out."
"Okay, no need for a breakdown, drama queen."
"I am not a drama queen."
"I'm not a St....
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