The 10 ways to annoy Aro Volturi
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what toi told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that toi heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be cœur, coeur broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When toi touch Aro make sure toi think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if toi get seriously hurt and, ou die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy jour annoying Aro though!
1.Tell Aro he is not bubbly!
2.Tell him Bella has a crush on him.
3.When Aro asks Bella about it and she denies yell “That’s not what toi told me!”
4.Tell Aro he looks like a girl.
5.Tell Sulpicia (his wife) that Aro is cheating on her and that toi heard it from Jane.
6.Tell Aro he has a fan girl stalking him.
7.Get a water bottle and throw some water on Aro while yelling , “The power of christ compels you!”
8. Shine a flashlight at him. When he doesn’t sparkle call him a phoney vampire.
9.Buy Aro a $50 gift card to taco bell. When he says he can’t use it pretend to be cœur, coeur broken.
THE BIGGEST WAY TO ANNOY ARO!
10.When toi touch Aro make sure toi think of yourself covered in blood and ask him if he wants you.
Oh, yeah! We are not responsible if toi get seriously hurt and, ou die...that's your problem...not ours...okay, have a happy jour annoying Aro though!
